LawTalkers - Missing the Paigow (et al.) [sniff]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I think you're looking at it wrong. They are mean to their homeless because they have so many.

But at least they're nicer than they are in Fort Lauderdale.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/LAW/01/13/ho....ap/index.html

spree: Article and video of two kids beating a homeless man with bats. Looks like they went on a spree.

TM

Is it wilding season again already?

Replaced_Texan

01-13-2006 03:34 PM

If Santa Monica is so mean to the homeless

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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
What kind of success does he have kicking dogs?

Not as good. He punches the dog instead, but labs (and especially that particular lab) are kinda dumb and keep coming back for more.

Replaced_Texan

01-13-2006 05:17 PM

Via A Perfectly Cormulent Blog, there's apparently a flickr archive people's reactions to being exposed to Goatse for the first time.

I agree with Pete that Ron Jeremy shouldn't be surprised by anything anymore.

All safe for work (though wikipedia, as usual, is pretty thorough). Pretty funny too.

The Mod Squad

01-13-2006 05:49 PM

Over/Under

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
"Four years. A one-termer after the boobs shrivel up and the gash goes cold."

I thought the implication was that the marriage would last only 4 years and that the clock started ticking the day after the wedding. But you can also read it as starting (i) once the kid is born or (ii) when breastfeeding ends (boobs shrivelling up). I don't know when the gash goes cold, though. Is that February?

We need further clarification.

TM

Wedding date. Gash was born cold and tends to go through cycles according to past patterns. I am told four years is a little generous and three is a better number. Depends on how many traps are laid by the hot hot cougar sex.

The Mod Squad

01-13-2006 05:51 PM

Over/Under

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
The Mod Squad = The Paigow, I'm sure.

The Gash = The Paigow's nickname for RP.

Good God, woman. Where have you been?

TM

. I havent be

Apparently not the Mom and Dad board

SlaveNoMore

01-13-2006 05:53 PM

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Replaced_Texan
I agree with Pete that Ron Jeremy shouldn't be surprised by anything anymore.

Speaking of, Less and I went to go say hi to him too, but he was surrounded by a throng of dudes [WTF] at the bar.

The Mod Squad

01-13-2006 05:54 PM

Over/Under

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
My gash is already cold.

TM

Mine is dry and sandy.

SlaveNoMore

01-13-2006 06:17 PM

Agave

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The Mod Squad
Mine is dry and sandy.

All you need is some bad tequila and it sounds like a trip to a nasty part of Tijuana.

The Mod Squad

01-13-2006 06:47 PM

Agave

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
All you need is some bad tequila and it sounds like a trip to a nasty part of Tijuana.

Softballs aren't your forte.

tmdiva

01-13-2006 07:14 PM

Nice Mormon Boys

http://www.variety.com/index.asp?lay...ryID=1238&cs=1

tm

Fugee

01-13-2006 11:48 PM

Porter Smash!

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I guess you're now upset because she's infringing on the one market you've managed to corner?

Alas, I get no action from monkeys. They're too damn particular.

The only market I've cornered is with one-eyed paraplegic albino dwarves who live in Minnesota. But that is contingent on Ratio never setting foot over the state line or I lose that one too.

Gattigap

01-14-2006 10:58 AM

If Santa Monica is so mean to the homeless

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
So, Malibu and Manhattan Beach are nicer, but yet they all hang out in Santa Monica? I don't buy it. But I could see maybe that SM has lots of public parks/public areas (even other than the beaches) that may make it in some ways more hospitable on a physical, if not a legal, level.

That might be part of it. Another part of it is the politics. Santa Monica is famously the most liberal part of Los Angeles, and IIRC, has more shelters to house homeless, etc.

Atticus Grinch

01-14-2006 12:30 PM

If Santa Monica is so mean to the homeless

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Originally posted by Gattigap
That might be part of it. Another part of it is the politics. Santa Monica is famously the most liberal part of Los Angeles, and IIRC, has more shelters to house homeless, etc.

Malibu is more liberal than SM, but the Malibu fuzz are more prone to chuck coffee mugs at the homeless.

ltl/fb

01-14-2006 03:57 PM

If Santa Monica is so mean to the homeless

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Um, but, the whole start of this was that SM was meanest to homeless.

ltl/fb

01-14-2006 03:58 PM

Porter Smash!

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Originally posted by Fugee
Alas, I get no action from monkeys. They're too damn particular.

The only market I've cornered is with one-eyed paraplegic albino dwarves who live in Minnesota. But that is contingent on Ratio never setting foot over the state line or I lose that one too.

One-eyed like the one-eyed cat, or one-eyed like one got damaged and doesn't work?

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