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1436	12-02-2009 12:12 PM

Re: Slippers

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Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan (Post 408778)

In related news, it's supposed to snow here on Friday.

We got a bit this morning. Nice big floaty flakes that melted on contact. Roads were a total mess.

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy

12-02-2009 12:15 PM

Re: Lively discussion topics

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Originally Posted by Adder (Post 408908)

Um, no, but the 90-whatever percent effectiveness of preventing pregnancy and whatever percentage of preventing STI (which seemed to be e/o's bigger issue as she is engaging in sexual activity regardless) are certainly competitive with the effectiveness of "monogamy."

Particularly when the "monogamous" partner is Dudley Moore.

I understand there are women who engage in mantrapping using adulturated condoms, NTTAWWTOMTI.

Replaced_Texan

12-02-2009 12:28 PM

Re: Slippers

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Originally Posted by 1436 (Post 408920)

We got a bit this morning. Nice big floaty flakes that melted on contact. Roads were a total mess.

Yeah, I'm expecting mass pandemonium if/when the snow comes.

greatwhitenorthchick

12-02-2009 12:35 PM

Re: Welcome back E/O, leagl and Fringey: no one say the name "Penske" 3 times in a ro

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Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) (Post 408900)

So does this mean your prepping for an assault on your 14-times record?

My doctor asked if I wanted a testosterone patch to boost my sex drive because I am "getting to that age" and it has dipped minutely. I was like "um, no I don't think that's necessary, thanks."

Did you just call me Coltrane?

12-02-2009 12:35 PM

Re: Tiger

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Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 408899)

It will only matter if Elin wants to walk.

TM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...w_1977_173.jpg

Half!

Fugee

12-02-2009 12:36 PM

Re: Welcome back E/O, leagl and Fringey: no one say the name "Penske" 3 times in a ro

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Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick (Post 408923)

My doctor asked if I wanted a testosterone patch to boost my sex drive because I am "getting to that age" and it has dipped minutely. I was like "um, no I don't think that's necessary, thanks."

Now you know your doctor doesn't read this board!

Atticus Grinch

12-02-2009 12:40 PM

Re: Welcome back E/O, leagl and Fringey: no one say the name "Penske" 3 times in a ro

So Steven Seagal has secretly been working as a sheriff's deputy just outside New Orleans for the past 20 years? That's pretty fucking bad-ass. It's almost enough to let me forgive him for being a member of PETA. Or his direct-to-video movies. Or all of his other movies.

Cletus Miller

12-02-2009 12:45 PM

Re: Welcome back E/O, leagl and Fringey: no one say the name "Penske" 3 times in a ro

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Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch (Post 408928)

Isn't Shaq an official deputy sheriff, too? Unless Seagal's out there serving eviction orders (when he isn't being blackmailed by the German mafia), it changes nothing.

evenodds

12-02-2009 12:51 PM

Re: Slippers

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Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan (Post 408922)

Yeah, I'm expecting mass pandemonium if/when the snow comes.

In that cold rain yesterday, a jeep cherokee in front of us lost control on a big hill and slid past us in the opposite lane. I was terrified, but my midwestern-raised driver avoided the jeep and losing control herself, and then explained what the jeep had done incorrectly.

Clearly, midwesterns handle inclement weather much better than Texans, who begin crashing into each other at the first sign of rain.

Atticus Grinch

12-02-2009 12:55 PM

Re: Welcome back E/O, leagl and Fringey: no one say the name "Penske" 3 times in a ro

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Originally Posted by Cletus Miller (Post 408929)

Isn't Shaq an official deputy sheriff, too? Unless Seagal's out there serving eviction orders (when he isn't being blackmailed by the German mafia), it changes nothing.

I guess I missed the part where Shaq kept his moonlighting a complete secret for 20 years and refused to use it to promote his star image or any of various show-biz careers.

Admittedly the A&E website probably oversells his "hand-selected elite team of deputies," but what I've read in the reviews of his show indicates he isn't a reserve deputy like Shaq -- he actually works it as a job.

Tyrone Slothrop

12-02-2009 12:55 PM

Re: Welcome back E/O, leagl and Fringey: no one say the name "Penske" 3 times in a ro

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Originally Posted by Fugee (Post 408926)

Now you know your doctor doesn't read this board!

Or that s/he does. Who wouldn't want to hear about a boost?

Cletus Miller

12-02-2009 01:05 PM

Re: Welcome back E/O, leagl and Fringey: no one say the name "Penske" 3 times in a ro

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Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch (Post 408931)