Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 

I thought Joy Behar was supposed to be a comedienne?

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 

And what are Bill Maher and Dennis Miller supposed to be?

Re: Broken
 

i was in Seoul for a quick business trip. it's very alcohol friendly. the 7-11 sell whiskey as an example.

so on Saturday, a very hot day, I go to see the professional baseball team. and I get in line for a beer. of course, a weekend trying to see as much as possible doesn't suggest too much alcohol consumption, especially saturday early afternoon, right.

But it's hot and the first beer goes down quickly. so I get back in line. at the front of the line i realize I'm in a no-alcohol line. I wandered around for awhile until I realize there is no alcohol line. they only sell non-alcohol.

they must not be able to deal with baseball for some reason because it is booze friendly everywhere else.

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 

I don't think so, she doesn't seem remotely funny. And looks don't count.

ba-dum-ching!

Steinbrenner on Seinfeld
 

These scenes never made it on the air.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8FUg...layer_embedded

TM

Re: Steinbrenner on Seinfeld
 

Classic. Who does the best Steinbrenner? Steinbrenner, David, or Dreyfus?

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 

Joy is such a tired yenta. not feeling her at all. there are a million Joys in NYC just like a million JLos it plays well in parts other than NYC but lammme and just not beautiful and sure not the point but if you are famous and paid millions shouldn't you be fing eye candy? all the funny ladies are NOT hot. poehler. silverman. woof

Re: Broken
 

Sounds like Illinois!

Re: Steinbrenner on Seinfeld
 

In unrelated but similar news, Larry Ellison is bidding for the Golden State Warriors. I swear, it's like that guy derives power from people's hatred. He's like that river of ooze in Ghostbusters 2.

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 

Here is Jewel disguised as a frumpy business woman singing her own songs at a karaoke bar:

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/4a8...oke-with-jewel

Naturally
 

As soon as I begin to leave the country, someone calls about a job

On the plus side, someone called about a job (and a good one too)!

Re: Steinbrenner on Seinfeld
 

Odd, then, that he's bidding for an asset that inspires indifference.

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 

I can't believe I missed the big Flower/Hank soccer bitchfest.

I have changed my position on the desireability of general acceptance of soccer by the Great American Public. After watching some of the fratboy meatheads who turned out for the US games, I long for the days when futbol was a sport enjoyed in the US exclusively by effete cider-drinking snobs with European pretensions.

The rest of you can carry on pissing on each other at whatever it is they're calling Giants Stadium now. Don't bother with soccer -- too much diving (right!), the refs suck (too true!), there's not enough scoring (fuckin A!), what the hell is that guy with the long hair doing running around like a big gaylord (I know, totally!), etc., etc.

Re: Steinbrenner on Seinfeld
 

He's proposed building a new arena next to his house? Or disclosed that he's buying it solely to generate huge tax losses? Or that Jesse Jackson just made the proposition of owning an NBA team sound especially worthwhile?

Re: Naturally
 

Good luck grasshopper!