Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 408870)

I don't care what the board comes up with, because I'm just going to call him, "douchebag."

TM

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 408887)

What if 50 more women claim an affair?

Originally Posted by evenodds (Post 408890)

This may seem old-fashioned, but no, there cannot be more than one for me.

My desire to avoid a Maury Povich appearance or an std make sexual monogamy very important. It's important to the men I choose to be with, too, which is probably a function of our ages and the numbers of people we have known who no longer walk the planet.

We have each had wilder pasts and taken big risks. Now that we're older, no random piece is that important.

Unless I am in a relationship (or have a monogamous designated hitter), I would rather skip sex than be with someone I don't know or trust. I also get tested before I get involved with a new partner as do they.

Sexy.

Originally Posted by Cletus Miller (Post 408919)

There *are* celebrities more minor than Jon Gosselin looking to get laid.

Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield (Post 408956)

Endure three weeks of being "Master of Your Domain," while each day eating 2000 IUs of Vitamin E. This will approximate your ceiling when you inevitably concede your mastery:

http://www.impactlab.com/wp-content/...al-forblog.jpg

Originally Posted by PresentTense Pirate Penske (Post 408963)

Hi!

Originally Posted by PresentTense Pirate Penske (Post 408961)

I will become a Tiger Woods fan, despite my disinterest in the game of golf.

Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick (Post 408967)

It's probably better in these circumstances to say "lack of interest." "Disinterest" only refers to financial interest -- e.g., "disinterested directors." If you are uninterested in the game of golf, or lack interest in it, that means you have no interest in it, financial or otherwise.

Originally Posted by Ty@50 (Post 408966)

Today is the anniversary of the day Penske dies, in 2018. Thinking of you P.


Here's the newspaper artist's rendition of the accident:

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_FdpBYTH6CL...grabtstbob.jpg

Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch (Post 408954)

In case you were wondering whether there really is a Hell, my only answer is, there'd better be. {Spree: SFW, but not recommended if you're feeling emotionally delicate today, of if you'd rather not have your faith in humanity shattered by a news article.}

Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 408870)

I don't care what the board comes up with, because I'm just going to call him, "douchebag."

TM

Originally Posted by taxwonk (Post 408964)

DeKooning?

Originally Posted by PresentTense Pirate Penske (Post 408971)

Hmmmm, while I appreciate the constructive criticism, and freely admit that I ain't no grammarian, Websters has the definition as disinterestedness, lack of interest, indifference, which meaning is what my use of the term "disinterest" as an abstract noun was intended to convey. No?

Originally Posted by cheval de frise (Post 408880)

What's the cartoon equivalent of Brock Lesnar?

Originally Posted by PresentTense Pirate Penske (Post 408972)

I blame the FloMaxx.