Re: A little anecdote to make all you smug marrieds smugger
 

Eek.

Re: A little anecdote to make all you smug marrieds smugger
 

You need to learn the little white lie. That whole exchange doesn't get anyone anywhere.

Simple exchange like "Hey, I am really sorry but my boyfriend's murder conviction was just overturned and he would not be a happy camper if he found us out. Plus, when he shot 13 holes in my old phone, it took me a while to replace it and get your texts. I hope you understand why I can't see you or talk to you any more."

Re: A little anecdote to make all you smug marrieds smugger
 

His grammar skills are almost as bad as Adder's. He never had a chance.

Re: A little anecdote to make all you smug marrieds smugger
 

And hello to you too, Mr. Pot.

Re: A little anecdote to make all you smug marrieds smugger
 

I will admit that one of my first thoughts after he derailed was "thank god I have secured parking for my new car". Seems like a potential keyer. Just cowardly enough for property damage...

Re: A little anecdote to make all you smug marrieds smugger
 

Without a doubt. Plus, if he gets famous, one day he'll skewer you on Letterman.

Re: A little anecdote to make all you smug marrieds smugger
 

He takes yoga religiously (ha!) from a friend of mine. I guess I won't be going to her classes anytime soon.* I'm not sure he's getting a lot of the spiritual kumbaya stuff out of the classes. Obviously.



*I've never gone to her classes (she's good friends with a friend of mine who teaches yoga; we are just friendly acquaintances who happen to be facebook friends and occasionally keep up there), but randomly the other guy I'm dating right now also takes classes at the same yoga place and has taken some of her classes recently. They might have even been in a class together since I started seeing both of them... Happily I'm now only dating one of them.

Re: A little anecdote to make all you smug marrieds smugger
 

Hell no. Then he never responds and the chain never gets funny enough to put on the interwebs and the world is a poorer place.

Or, he does respond, and it gets scary.

Re: A little anecdote to make all you smug marrieds smugger
 

As already alluded to by others, yoga will never be a cure for his apparently pathological narcissism. ("I will not be ignored!") You dodged a bullet as you undoubtedly have already concluded.

Re: A little anecdote to make all you smug marrieds smugger
 

Is this where you met him?

http://www.mindbodygreen.com/0-3153/...raigslist.html

Re: A little anecdote to make all you smug marrieds smugger
 

I believe the appropriate response was

Re: A little anecdote to make all you smug marrieds smugger
 

Shit. That woulda got me laid too, wouldn't it?

Re: A little anecdote to make all you smug marrieds smugger
 

Did those sound like the rantings of a man who has gotten laid any time recently?

Re: A little anecdote to make all you smug marrieds smugger
 

Well, perhaps he wouldn't have ranted like that if you woulda just put out. It's your fault, really ;)

Re: A little anecdote to make all you smug marrieds smugger
 

He sounds like a lunatic.