LawTalkers - A frolic in Cambodia

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I believe that it is traditional to let Pete Townshend's love open the door . . . to your heart.

Is there an assfucking joke in there?

Only if Coltrane is a rough boy, under the sheets.

notcasesensitive

12-01-2004 04:43 PM

Just in time for your generic winter gift giving

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
What about Gareth's stapler?

Or Milton's?
http://www.bullshitjob.com/officespace/milton.jpg

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

12-01-2004 04:44 PM

Just in time for your generic winter gift giving

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Too bad there's not an A-Rod stapler - I'm sure he'd take top dollar.

Yeah, but you know it would jam up right before the filing deadline.

Did you just call me Coltrane?

12-01-2004 04:45 PM

Question.

Quote:

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I believe that it is traditional to let Pete Townshend's love open the door . . . to your heart.

Is there an assfucking joke in there?

Or more specifically regarding that song, is there a Jesus assfucking joke in there?

Yikes.

No lightning yet.

ltl/fb

12-01-2004 04:46 PM

I-fucking-kea

I looked at storage systems and nothing is made to work with kitchen cabinets. I think you are just trying to get me to drive really, really far away into the fucking suburbs and waste an entire day at a place that does not have stuff that will help me.

Why all the hate, balt?

Gattigap

12-01-2004 04:48 PM

I-fucking-kea

Quote:

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I looked at storage systems and nothing is made to work with kitchen cabinets. I think you are just trying to get me to drive really, really far away into the fucking suburbs and waste an entire day at a place that does not have stuff that will help me.

Why all the hate, balt?

Not hate, just a typo.

He meant: Too words -- Wal-Mart.

Alex_de_Large

12-01-2004 04:48 PM

I-fucking-kea

Quote:

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Why all the hate, balt?

Because there's an assfucking joke in there. Duh!

Replaced_Texan

12-01-2004 04:48 PM

I-fucking-kea

Quote:

I hate to incur your wrath, and join the ranks of G3 and balt, but is there a Container Store within closer range?

Shape Shifter

12-01-2004 04:49 PM

I-fucking-kea

Quote:

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Because there's an assfucking joke in there. Duh!

Wow. Those really are deep cabinets.

Did you just call me Coltrane?

12-01-2004 04:51 PM

I-fucking-kea

Quote:

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I hate to incur your wrath, and join the ranks of G3 and balt, but is there a Container Store within closer range?

Oh dear god no. I made a pact. Never again do I have to go there. They have 13 different types of tie racks, 43 different bathroom hooks and loads of ridiculous other shite that no one needs. Holy fucking shit what a useless store. It's the Sharper Image of storage stores.

ETA: Flower's Swiss army knife negates 2/3 of this store.

Replaced_Texan

12-01-2004 04:52 PM

I-fucking-kea

Quote:

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Wow. Those really are deep cabinets.

But with a tight fit.

Did you just call me Coltrane?

12-01-2004 04:53 PM

I-fucking-kea

Quote:

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
But with a tight fit.

Sorry to hear that SS is hung like a pencil.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

12-01-2004 04:53 PM

I-fucking-kea

Quote:

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I think you are just trying to get me to drive really, really far away into the fucking suburbs and waste an entire day at a place that does not have stuff that will help me.

pose a better question. What's the problem--shit drifts to the back where you can't get it? Easy--buy some boards, nail on a couple of support stand/boards, stain to match, and the cabinets are no longer too deep. Or buy/build risers, so you can see the big sacks of red beans and rice in back of the snackwells.

Too much storage? Buy one of them fruiter baskets and fill it up with straw 'n shit.

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