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LessinSF

12-02-2009 05:10 PM

Re: Welcome back E/O, leagl and Fringey: no one say the name "Penske" 3 times in a ro

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Originally Posted by PresentTense Pirate Penske (Post 408996)

Apparently Tiger Woods was a bit of a romantic.....

An alleged text to Rachel Uchitel read, ""I had a dream we were married and I was leading the tournament. I came home, excited to see you, and there you were in the bedroom getting f - - -ed by Derek [Jeter] and David [Boreanez]. Some part of me thinks you would like that. But now I can't get back to sleep. My body is tired, but mind awake. Need an Ambien"

Kinkee. I wonder how Jeter and Boreanez feel about their co-starring roles in the dream......

Is Elin gonna get more than Kobe's wife?

"Fallout from the incident is apparently starting to come to light. Columnist Bill Zwecker of the Chicago Sun-Times has jumped into the fray, citing a source who says the following: That Tiger's wife will be getting a hefty seven-figure payoff straight into her bank account; that she is demanding a total rewrite of their prenuptial agreement; and that the couple has entered into "intense" counseling."

From some article.

Atticus Grinch

12-02-2009 05:13 PM

Re: Welcome back E/O, leagl and Fringey: no one say the name "Penske" 3 times in a ro

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Originally Posted by PresentTense Pirate Penske (Post 408996)

Uh, who filled in the bracketed text? Can we be sure from the context he didn't mean Derek [Jacobi] and David [Niven]?

Cletus Miller

12-02-2009 05:21 PM

Re: Welcome back E/O, leagl and Fringey: no one say the name "Penske" 3 times in a ro

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Originally Posted by LessinSF (Post 408998)

a hefty seven-figure payoff straight into her bank account

Seriously? What's the point of that (for them) tiny sum? So she can pay her divorce lawyer upfront, should it become necessary?

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy

12-02-2009 05:23 PM

Re: Welcome back E/O, leagl and Fringey: no one say the name "Penske" 3 times in a ro

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Originally Posted by LessinSF (Post 408998)

Seems reasonable.

ABBAKiss

12-02-2009 05:24 PM

Re: Welcome back E/O, leagl and Fringey: no one say the name "Penske" 3 times in a ro

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Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy (Post 409002)

Seems reasonable.

Nah, counseling won't help Tiger. I've dated many Tigers in my life. They never learn, and they can't stop themselves even when they lose all they ever wanted. Burn him, Elin.

Replaced_Texan

12-02-2009 05:29 PM

Re: Welcome back E/O, leagl and Fringey: no one say the name "Penske" 3 times in a ro

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Originally Posted by PresentTense Pirate Penske (Post 408996)

If this guy is right Jeter would have fucked her, walked away, and gotten another endorsement.

Icky Thump

12-02-2009 05:42 PM

Tiger Woods jokes

What do baby seals and Tiger Woods have in common? Both were clubbed by a Scandanavian.

ThurgreedMarshall

12-02-2009 05:55 PM

Re: Welcome back E/O, leagl and Fringey: no one say the name "Penske" 3 times in a ro

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Originally Posted by ABBAKiss (Post 409003)

Nah, counseling won't help Tiger. I've dated many Tigers in my life. They never learn, and they can't stop themselves even when they lose all they ever wanted. Burn him, Elin.

This is not true.

TM

notcasesensitive

12-02-2009 06:00 PM

Re: Tiger Woods jokes

Quote:

Originally Posted by Icky Thump (Post 409006)

What do baby seals and Tiger Woods have in common? Both were clubbed by a Scandanavian.

I found this one funny the FIRST time I saw it posted on facebook today:

Apparently, the police asked Tiger's wife How many time she hit him...She said "I don't know, but put me down For a 5"

notcasesensitive

12-02-2009 06:01 PM

Re: Welcome back E/O, leagl and Fringey: no one say the name "Penske" 3 times in a ro

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Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 409007)

This is not always true.

TM

Fixed it for you.

robustpuppy

12-02-2009 06:05 PM

Re: Welcome back E/O, leagl and Fringey: no one say the name "Penske" 3 times in a ro

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Originally Posted by ABBAKiss (Post 409003)

Nah, counseling won't help Tiger. I've dated many Tigers in my life. They never learn, and they can't stop themselves even when they lose all they ever wanted. Burn him, Elin.

It sounds like you need to date a Tigger for a change.

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy

12-02-2009 06:05 PM

Re: Welcome back E/O, leagl and Fringey: no one say the name "Penske" 3 times in a ro

Quote:

Originally Posted by ABBAKiss (Post 409003)

Nah, counseling won't help Tiger. I've dated many Tigers in my life. They never learn, and they can't stop themselves even when they lose all they ever wanted. Burn him, Elin.

Look, going through counseling for long enough to get the prenup re-written and the bank account filled seems entirely reasonable. No point in burning him until that's done.

After all, she didn't give up her career as an au pair just to get tossed out on the street with nothing more than a few million to her name.

ThurgreedMarshall

12-02-2009 06:07 PM

Re: Welcome back E/O, leagl and Fringey: no one say the name "Penske" 3 times in a ro

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Originally Posted by notcasesensitive (Post 409009)

Fixed it for you.

Thanks. That works better.

TM

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

12-02-2009 06:11 PM

Re: Tiger Woods jokes

Quote:

Originally Posted by notcasesensitive (Post 409008)

I found this one funny the FIRST time I saw it posted on facebook today:

Apparently, the police asked Tiger's wife How many time she hit him...She said "I don't know, but put me down For a 5"

Was Tiger holding up 9 fingers when she said that?

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

12-02-2009 06:12 PM

Re: Welcome back E/O, leagl and Fringey: no one say the name "Penske" 3 times in a ro

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Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy (Post 409011)

Look, going through counseling for long enough to get the prenup re-written and the bank account filled seems entirely reasonable. No point in burning him until that's done.

Why doesn't Tiger say "let's add a zero and be done with it?"

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