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I believe you intended to "pilf" not "plif."

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ah, the zeal of the converted.

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Typical Friday. You know, people making idiotic socks and fucking around.

Speaking of fucking around, PM me.

For Thurgreed With Love
 

Good for her (honestly). I will note, however, that she didn't do it on the PGA. And if any female can compete with the men on the PGA in the future, it will be Wie. That girl has POWER.

Also note, Pak said the following after making the cut, "Yesterday and today has been the most burdening time of my professional career, psychological and mentally." So, as far as soundbites go, she's already prepared for The Tour.

TM

Edited to add: Also in the article: Shin Yong-jin, this year's money leader on the Korean tour, thought Pak benefited because of the layout.

"I think the course was made to have Se Ri Pak make the cut," Shin said. "I knew she would make the cut even before coming into the game."

Pak contends the course played to the men's strength.

"Because the fairways are wide and the course is short, I think it's more advantageous for the men," she said.

Most of the par 5s were downhill, half the par 4s shorter than 400 yards and all par 3s under 190 yards. Despite her short drives, Pak could hit the green with middle or short irons on most par 4s.

Shin said it would have been difficult for Pak to make the cut at Woo Jeong Hills, where LPGA veteran Laura Davies missed the cut against the men at the Asian PGA's Korean Open last month.

I Love the Timmy Strikes Back
 

Carmen Electra, perhaps?

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Damn, Thurgreed. Who would have thought we would ever agree on anything relating to this subject?

I waited until I found my 11-foot pole to respond to this thread.

Edited to add: I'm using your definition of compete here.

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You also have to admire the lady who called him a 'common criminal' who would go to jail for clearly selling a counterfeit camel that NO sensible and genteel lover of Beanie Babies would EVER leave behind in the home of some coarse beer-swilling tool-buying ignoramus she rightly cuckolded for not appreciating them enough.

And it would serve him right too. Fry this camel-counterfeiting bastard!

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Quote, not edit. Damn it.

I Love the Timmy Strikes Back
 

Jesus Christ, is there even a difference? Boobs, bleach and bikinis. It's all one interchangeable bimbo.

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See Post #3851, supra.

This is why I am not to be admired.

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Lightning strikes Gibson's Christ

ROME, Italy -- Actor Jim Caviezel, who plays the son of God in Mel Gibson's controversial film "The Passion of Christ" has been struck by lightning during shooting.

Caviezel was uninjured, but a producer described how he saw smoke coming from the actor's ear.

An assistant director on the film, Jan Michelini, was also hit -- for the second time in a few months.

The first time, a lightning fork struck his umbrella during filming on top of a hill near Matera in Italy, causing light burns to the tips of his fingers, VLife, a supplement to Variety publications said in its October issue.

A few months later the second strike happened, a few hours from Rome.

Michelini was again carrying an umbrella, and standing next to Caviezel on top of a hill, the magazine said.

http://www.cnn.com/2003/SHOWBIZ/Movi...ion/index.html

Um yeah, about me being in this movie? Um, yeah, uh, I think I'll uh, just, um leave now! Buh-bye!

aV

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Sounds like a B Movie title.

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If you respond to this, Ms. Kiss, I recommend both a name change and a change in your telephone number/email and other contact information.

You have been warned.

PETA uber alles
 

Your concern is appreciated. But your bonus money should be directed to more worthwhile causes. I would be happy to provide you with a few suggestions.