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So are you retracting the retraction?

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I am re-extending it.

In and out. In and out . . .

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I had those in a rental. Didn't like them; they worked OK initially, but over time the runners gummed up and the "easy" gliding action wasn't.

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See. And this is where the taut-abbed guy comes in handy.
Why do you not listen to our advice?

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I would think the ones you posted would gum up equally easily.

God, this is depressing. Actually, something else is depressing and this is just compounding it.

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IKEA has a similar product, although bill killer's link is probably more customizable.

That's what I was thinking of in particular, but there are all sorts of little things in the kitchen section at IKEA that might help use the space effectively. The Container Store probably has even more, but is (if I recall, there isn't one nearby me) more expensive.

But yeah, mostly what you need are rolling shelves.

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Is that the ass-fucking joke?

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The difference in gumminess is the magic of the wheel. "Easy" sliders have no wheel; rolling shelves do. Big difference.

Sorry to hear you're depressed. Perhaps joining us in fantasizing about the taut-abbed handyman would help. (I wasn't taunting you; I just like the visual.) Maybe your local Home Despot has some kind of trainee program where you can get a journeyman laborer for cheap - though, now that I think about it, I don't recall HD having the most taut-abbed staff. Sorry. (Heh, I said "staff".)

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There you go with the assfucking jokes again...

ETA: Anne beat me to it

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See? You don't need those sex books after all.

So while I may not be sending you RT's books on the History of the Penis et al, I can send you the gallery pages of SS's upcoming book, History of the Shape Shafter: From Fossilized Remains to Online Domains. Penguin Books, (c) 2005 (projected).

They say that ghostwriters never take credit, so let's just say that I know the author, okay?

Early reviews have been positive.

* "Two Shafters Up: Way Up!" -- Ebert and Roeper

* "Oh, my God, this is erotic. Do you have his number?" -- Eva Longoria

* "Tracing the history of the Thafter from ancient Thumeria to Modern-day online commerth, Thape Thafter's first book ith a Mutht Read!" -- Gene Shalit

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I think fringey beat both of you to it.

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Until you mentioned the shelves, I was thinking grow lights. Bummer about the shelves.

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Mmm, staff.

Since I do not have a container store available to me, I am actually looking at ones with wheels.

Anyway.

I have a feeling that if there are taut-abbed laborers at my local HD, they will be gay. Flamingly so.

Gatti, if you had read RT's post, you would know that pounding away in-and-out, in-and-out does not do it for women. Yes, that does indeed mean that your wife may be faking.

Unless we are really talking about ass-fucking, and then pounding is bad but in-and-out may do it. Especially for those of us with prostate glands.

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clarify "does not do it for women." your generalization may be too broad.

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Studies have shown that one of the wonderful features of the ShapeShafter is its multiple uses. (p34).