ABBA's New Car
 

Plus, we really add nice texture to Bilmore's banana seat after his gas condensces.

Iggles
 

Like an ugly baby?

TM

For dtb and bnb
 

and other members of the tribe: Yarmulkebra.com

http://www.yarmulkebra.com/images/lighting.jpg

They appear not to be built for the stacked.

ET put in better picture.

ET again to point out that their website says: Customers interested in bras made from their vintage bat mitzvah or bar mitzvah yarmulkes, may contact us directly at custom@yarmulkebra.com.

I agree with everything on that list except: (1) Stuart Scott should be the number one thing everyone hates, (2) they have forgotten how annoying Keith Olbermann became before he left and apparently have romanticized their memory of him (he was good at first, but the "they're not gonna get 'em -- got 'em/beaten like a rented mule/a poor craftsman blames his tools" crap was absolutely tiresome way before he left) and (3) Linda Cohn (deathstrike: my foot up her ass).

TM

Sex toys made from synthetic materials may be toxic!
 

Says so right here.

spree: work safe.

I like Linda Cohn. (I am contractually obligated to say this whenever TM bashes her.)

Apropos of nothing, though, my favorite sports chick is currently Bonnie Bernstein of CBS.

Sex toys made from synthetic materials may be toxic!
 

Uh, gatti, do you do products liability work? There might be a problem with the Shape Shafter.

Has "apropos of nothing" become a phrase you use exclusively in an ironic sense these days?

Thanks for chasing away El Newber.


Or was it El Neuber?

Pretty Little Flower or Vicious Venus Flytrap? We report. You decide.
 

Uh, I really don't know what "ironic" means, so the answer to your question is that I am Not Sure.

Namaste
 

2. Easterbrook is soooo September 2004.

You have yet to explain why. She can't close her lips. She looks like a horse. She has never said anything funny, yet continually tries. And she's responsible for the following bullshit lines: "he's no beany baby," "he must be lifting" and a host of others that make me want to puke. So, why exactly do you like her?*

TM

*Other than her ability to trigger my gag reflex.

Iggles
 

They would be a much much better team if they could actually make tackles when they're in position to do so.

ETA: On defense. I'm not talking about the offensive line racking up holding penalties.

I find her amusing. Yes, some of her "lines" are stupid, but (unlike other ESPN anchors) she can be very funny without relying upon a line or schtick. I also like that she knows baseball. She seems like a Mets fan, yet mocks them (which is what I do, too). She seems to appreciate Jeter's skill, yet mocks his celebrity (which no one else on ESPN does).

I don't care about her looks -- am I attracted to John Buccigross or any of the other guy anchors whose names escape me? No.

I don't see how the latter justifies or supports the former.

That said, I'd be more worried if you did care about her looks, and wanted her around as eye candy.

We'll have to disagree on this one. She has never, ever said anything even a little bit funny.

If she were hot as a ten-toed Halle, I would still detest her with the fire of 10,000 angry suns. But her horrible horse mouth draws my attention and since so much garbage comes out of it, I can't let it go.

Besides, Stuart Scott's glass eye is driving me crazy too. Actually, I can't tell if it's the glass one or the real one that bothers me. It's the one that is almost always completely closed. And those ridiculous 80s-granny glasses he wears with the big rims that he thinks draws attention away from his Pirate eye only makes it worse.

TM

Sex toys made from synthetic materials may be toxic!
 

No problemo. We should be able to work this out. Send me the customer list.

I didn't think it was possible, but Vitale has gotten worse. How can he annouce with the dicks of the entire ACC in his mouth?

Well, they're very small.

I think it's mostly small dicks in the ACC. So that helps.

eta: fuckin' muppet.

Iggles
 

I'm going out on a limb here and saying that when Str6 wrote the first part of this he intended it as a set-up for the (HAr-de Har HAr) Edit. That edit is a fake afterthought. Great new innovation- the fake edit.

Iggles
 

That was pretty gutsy. I like it when you just let things fly like that.

Iggles
 

How do you pronounce "Str6"? Spelled out (Strsix), it's kinda like wone of those eastern European names with too many consecutive consonants. I'm thinking it's like "stirsticks," but without the second "t." Am I right?

A propos of nothing
 

should I fee guilty about falling in love with her in Beautiful Girls?

The Gold Token
 

They are all Tivo'ed, and primarily watched on weekends. What's your point?

I kind of like the little guy. Boo-yah! Then again, I only see him infrequently.

Olberman is a caricature of his own pompousness and self-proclaimed comedic wit, just like Dick Vitale.

Linda Cohn is a creepy looking snoozer.

The Gold Token
 

Actually TDS and The Colbert Report are usually not saved up for weekends b/c of the whole record-all-5-saved-episodes-on-one-night-over-and-over-again Comedy Central Tivo issue. So if we saved them up, we'd just end up with 5 copies of Thursday night's show. This irks me.

The Gold Token
 

Now my point is that you are big selfish bastards.

Or, it was until ncs fixed it.

The Gold Token
 

Are you having FMFs with ncs and Mr. Man? I didn't think that was your thing.

Sex toys made from synthetic materials may be toxic!
 

Lesson here: gold is good.

Sex toys made from synthetic materials may be toxic!
 

You had balty's unit bronzed?

Sex toys made from synthetic materials may be toxic!
 

Unfortunately, we live in separate cities, so he gave me a little
something for when he's not around.

Iggles
 

Thanks. Coming from you that means a lot. some people say play it safe to get the newbers, but I think we have to soar to attract.

The Gold Token
 

Sounds like Mr. Man might be in for an unpleasant surprise when he sits down Saturday with a cold one to watch the week's DSs and CRs.

edit: I see something like an old Lucy episode happening. ncs you got some splainin to do.

Iggles
 

Agreed. It's a delicate balance to push the envelope with the type of reckless abandon that you just displayed, yet remain sufficiently committed to the integrity of this place to maintain the highest level of mental discipline with each and every post. If we do it right, though, we'll need mace to keep the hordes of nubile Newber Honeys off of our collective dick.

Sex toys made from synthetic materials may be toxic!
 

That's weird- me? When he's not around, I'm happy just because he's not around. I don't need any toys.

edit: ying-yang?

Hung like a horse and triggers your gag reflex. What's not to like?

The Gold Token
 

No. I just wanted to mooch off their Tivo. No sex involved.

Sex toys made from synthetic materials may be toxic!
 

You advised him, of course, that that gift makes him an accessory to your ongoing crime of distributing lewd devices?

I miss NFH (*sniff*)