LawTalkers - Missing the Paigow (et al.) [sniff]

Thanks a bunch. You could have let me keep my delusion that Minnesota one-eyed albino paraplegic dwarves wouldn't hit on your GF unless she actually was in Minnesota where they could see her in person. But noooooooooooooooo.

I blame Al Gore for inventing the internet.

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Originally posted by Hank Chinanski Abba had a dream where she had about 15 toes. If that actually happened would it mean she's no longer the hottest Minnesota poster?

Gracious, no! Haven't you read anything she's written? No amount of toes would keep her from being the hottest Minnesotan.

str8outavannuys

01-17-2006 07:57 PM

I hate you, I hate you, I hate you.

I know it's only Tuesday, but I'm such a hater, I thought I'd post my hate here for all to see. In the words of the great Chappelle, "I hope all the bad things in the world happen to you, and only to you."

SlaveNoMore

01-17-2006 08:03 PM

I hate you, I hate you, I hate you.

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str8outavannuys
I know it's only Tuesday, but I'm such a hater, I thought I'd post my hate here for all to see. In the words of the great Chappelle, "I hope all the bad things in the world happen to you, and only to you."

Given your recent run, I guess this means I'm going to unexpectedly find a Twenty in my jacket pocket.

str8outavannuys

01-17-2006 09:03 PM

I hate you, I hate you, I hate you.

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Given your recent run, I guess this means I'm going to unexpectedly find a Twenty in my jacket pocket.

I know -- since the Rose Bowl (actually, the Orange Bowl), I've gone about 0-30. Actually, I did cash a crappy $90 bet on Seattle -9.5 over Washington, and a Raptors 2d half bet over Charlotte, but other than that, I think it's literally 2-30. I know I'm 0-14 on football teasers and parlays. Unreal. It was a gaudy run through December, but 2006 has been nothing but badness. I think it's a sign; I'm done. If I cash my Broncos SB future or any of my NBA season over/unders, I'm instantly withdrawing the money and putting it into the college fund.

spookyfish

01-17-2006 11:01 PM

Dream Interpretation

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I agree with you in principle, but lets not be absurd. Your chance of getting called by IT for viewing that pic (which you could technically call art, since it is a Spencer Tunick piece, and he is considered an artist of a sort) is about as high as your chance of finding Burt Reynolds* fisting your husband over your couch when you arrive home tonite.

*I don't know why either.

*Simply to horrify and repulse me?

bold_n_brazen

01-17-2006 11:04 PM

Dream Interpretation

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Originally posted by spookyfish
*Simply to horrify and repulse me?

* And me?

Atticus Grinch

01-17-2006 11:26 PM

Dream Interpretation

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Romans invented graffiti

Maybe, but since it tended to relate to whores and involved spelling errors they just went ahead and called it Italian.

Hank Chinaski

01-18-2006 09:41 AM

I hate you, I hate you, I hate you.

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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
I know -- since the Rose Bowl (actually, the Orange Bowl), I've gone about 0-30. Actually, I did cash a crappy $90 bet on Seattle -9.5 over Washington, and a Raptors 2d half bet over Charlotte, but other than that, I think it's literally 2-30. I know I'm 0-14 on football teasers and parlays. Unreal. It was a gaudy run through December, but 2006 has been nothing but badness. I think it's a sign; I'm done. If I cash my Broncos SB future or any of my NBA season over/unders, I'm instantly withdrawing the money and putting it into the college fund.

The only real hope for your child is that you lie about how much you bet on the internet- for hope to remain your lying would have to be on the scale of Thurgreed's height claims- but still that is the sole remaining hope.

ThurgreedMarshall

01-18-2006 09:54 AM

Dream Interpretation

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Originally posted by Diane_Keaton
Oh knock it off. I am barely on these boards anymore and if I want to rant about Bruce Springsteen and Christo know-it-alls occassionally, then fucking deal with it.

No one gives a shit if you're here or not. But if you are here and you act like an idiot who is completely full of shit (which is never a surprise), expect it to be pointed out to you. That's how I "deal with it."

TM

ThurgreedMarshall

01-18-2006 09:57 AM

I hate you, I hate you, I hate you.

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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
I'm done.

I'll put $100 on the under.

TM

ThurgreedMarshall

01-18-2006 10:04 AM

I hate you, I hate you, I hate you.

Quote:

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
The only real hope for your child is that you lie about how much you bet on the internet- for hope to remain your lying would have to be on the scale of Thurgreed's height claims- but still that is the sole remaining hope.

I claim no one's height but my own.

TM

sebastian_dangerfield

01-18-2006 10:10 AM

Dream Interpretation

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Originally posted by spookyfish
*Simply to horrify and repulse me?

My first choice was Vincent Schiavelli, but then I learned he died.

Shape Shifter

01-18-2006 10:49 AM

Dream Interpretation

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
No one gives a shit if you're here or not. But if you are here and you act like an idiot who is completely full of shit (which is never a surprise), expect it to be pointed out to you. That's how I "deal with it."

TM

Um . . .

Shape Shifter

01-18-2006 11:17 AM

AI Recap

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My random thoughts:

Boy, some of those people auditioning were really bad. Don't they realize they can't sing? Some of them were sort of funny, though.

Some of the people auditioning were pretty good. And some of them were twins! Will there be co-American Idols? That would be tough competing against a sibling.

Chicago looks like a windy city.

Simon sure is mean.

ThurgreedMarshall

01-18-2006 11:34 AM

Dream Interpretation

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Um . . .

Don't be hurt. I pay attention to you too. But you have to realize there are other people here.

TM

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