| Replaced_Texan |
07-15-2010 05:55 PM |
Flaming
I remember Circa Dragon telling someone off at some point back on Infirm. His flame "The stupidity of your posts leads me to the conclusion that your brain is being kept alive in some laboratory, to which you are denied access." I admired and (obviously) remembered* that flame for years afterwards.
Along the same lines, I would have loved to have this guy posting with us:
Quote:
Nov. 20. 1905
J. H. Todd
1212 Webster St.
San Francisco, Cal.
Dear Sir,
Your letter is an insoluble puzzle to me. The handwriting is good and exhibits considerable character, and there are even traces of intelligence in what you say, yet the letter and the accompanying advertisements profess to be the work of the same hand. The person who wrote the advertisements is without doubt the most ignorant person now alive on the planet; also without doubt he is an idiot, an idiot of the 33rd degree, and scion of an ancestral procession of idiots stretching back to the Missing Link. It puzzles me to make out how the same hand could have constructed your letter and your advertisements. Puzzles fret me, puzzles annoy me, puzzles exasperate me; and always, for a moment, they arouse in me an unkind state of mind toward the person who has puzzled me. A few moments from now my resentment will have faded and passed and I shall probably even be praying for you; but while there is yet time I hasten to wish that you may take a dose of your own poison by mistake, and enter swiftly into the damnation which you and all other patent medicine assassins have so remorselessly earned and do so richly deserve.
Adieu, adieu, adieu!
Mark Twain
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(Images of original handwritten letter at link above)
*I did have to search the archives for the exact wording and location of the flame. Looks like no one has been to the FB since last October, to the Big Board since January. |
