Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 

random thought from last week's Stern show- if you are the only child of Billy Joel and Christie Brinkley, it must really suck to get Billy's looks and Christie's musical ability.

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 

I only heard part of the interview, but figured that I would look at the show's page to see if she photographed well. I don't understand what all of Howard's raving was about.

I liked Robin's quote about how Howard is ruining the show because he knows all the A-listers and won't give up any information on them.

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 

Of course, she ignores the week long discussion about the party in LA and all of the phone calls and posturing afterwards.

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 

I find Billy's daughter Alexa tiresome. Trying to kill yourself when you are pampered and spoiled signifies depression but speaks of being out of touch and spoiled.

She is fugly with a cap F. with his bug eyes and face harsh nose. she's like tori spelling all the plastic surgery and thin in the world won't help your ass.

Her mom is a piece of work. At one point she screamed at her kid "Don't you try to ruin this for me" about her whatever marriage to Taubman the developer or industrialist. no wonder she's a hot mess and her dad annually wraps an S class around a tree.

Howard is a souless loser. made a career on hating on the very people he now parties with in the Hamptons with his vapid trophy wife that looks like a chimpunky Elin. he's a sell out and won't admit it.

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 

I have met Paisley and evaluated her hotness. Sizzling.

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 

How would she look on John Daly's ass?

I write like
 

Has anyone else done this?

According to this, I write like James Joyce. This is based on a multi-paragraph email I sent to a client. I don't think that is necessarily a good sign.

http://iwl.me/

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 

Small?

TM

Re: I write like
 

Apparently I write like David Foster Wallace.*


* Must start using more footnotes.**
** Long ones!***
*** I don't think I am up for the task. However I am currently reading Brief Interviews With Hideous Men.

Re: I write like
 

Stephen King.

TM

Re: I write like
 

Aha!! And I am currently reading Finnegan's Wake!*











*not!

Re: I write like
 

My sister's dog's obituary was written in the form of JD Salinger. This is appropriate as the dog's name was Holden.

Re: I write like
 

Stephenie Meyer, whoever that is, at least based upon the brief I am writing. I suspect a post from here would get a different result.

Re: I write like
 

Hahahahahahahahahahaha.

Does the brief sparkle?

Re: I write like
 

Someone on the Pynchon listserv plugged a chunk of his stuff into that site and had it say that he writes like Steven King, too. IIRC. So now you can say you write like Pynchon. FWIW, which is not much.