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Atticus Grinch 10-02-2013 05:34 PM
Re: Towards A Virtual Williamsburg!
 
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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 482971)
I admit to liking "Spaceballs" but acknowledge it's not in the same league as "Blazing Saddles". BS is a Top 5 Comedy of All Time. Spaceballs isn't even in the top 50.
I will make allowances for people who were amused by watching those other movies once. But if a person says "History of the World" is worth watching a second time . . . . BS and YF are buy-it-on-LaserDisc-and-VHS-and-DVD-and-Blu-Ray good.

In other news, I am now FB friends with a character actor who's had roles on "Mad Men" and "Arrested Development" so y'all can go suck a bag of dicks because my industry cred is unmatched here.

Sidd Finch 10-02-2013 05:51 PM
Re: Towards A Virtual Williamsburg!
 
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Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch (Post 482973)
y'all can go suck a bag of dicks because my industry cred is unmatched here.
It's posts like this that keep me coming back here, when others would say I get enough of you people on FB.

Posts like this, and the boobies of course.

ThurgreedMarshall 10-02-2013 05:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Sidd Finch (Post 482976)
...and the boobies of course.
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Hank Chinaski 10-02-2013 06:48 PM
Re: Towards A Virtual Williamsburg!
 
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Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch (Post 482973)
In other news, I am now FB friends with a character actor who's had roles on "Mad Men" and "Arrested Development" so y'all can go suck a bag of dicks because my industry cred is unmatched here.
Umm, please. My ex-aunt played Albert Brook's wife in The In-Laws. She was in a dressing room with Jaquelline Bissett during the filming of Class and saw her naked boobies. She had a recurring role on a prime time soap/drama where a FB was once an extra. Finally, she was in an American Pie DTV sequel where she played the only mom ever to get spunked on by her masturbating son (excluding porn).

Mad Men and Arrested were ensemble pieces. You play a mom taking a load in the face from her son, there's a scene you have to carry on your own.

At best you're number 2.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYLSmN5Sju4

Sidd Finch 10-02-2013 07:08 PM
Re: Towards A Virtual Williamsburg!
 
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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 482980)
Umm, please. My ex-aunt played Albert Brook's wife in The In-Laws. She was in a dressing room with Jaquelline Bissett during the filming of Class and saw her naked boobies. She had a recurring role on a prime time soap/drama where a FB was once an extra. Finally, she was in an American Pie DTV sequel where she played the only mom ever to get spunked on by her masturbating son (excluding porn).

Mad Men and Arrested were ensemble pieces. You play a mom taking a load in the face from her son, there's a scene you have to carry on your own.

At best you're number 2.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYLSmN5Sju4
This is like watching two guys argue over whose penis is slightly less tiny.

taxwonk 10-02-2013 07:52 PM
Re: Towards A Virtual Williamsburg!
 
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Originally Posted by dtb (Post 482955)
I know I'm woefully behind, but this is your A++ material. In the future, would you please send me these samplings by email so I don't have to happen upon them months later?

Gracias.
Wow, even I am impressed. I yield the wonking crown.

taxwonk 10-02-2013 07:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch (Post 482964)
Nonsense. Its only flaw is that it was never equalled. There are only two funny Mel Brooks movies. Before anyone says "History" or "High Anxiety" or (ugh) "Spaceballs," please know I've taken them into consideration and think less of you.

The other is "Young Frankenstein." I would also have accepted "The Producers" but it isn't really in the same genre.
Young Frankenstein is the top. It's the Mona Lisa.
It's the top, like the Tower of Pisa.

taxwonk 10-02-2013 07:59 PM
Re: Towards A Virtual Williamsburg!
 
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Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch (Post 482973)
I will make allowances for people who were amused by watching those other movies once. But if a person says "History of the World" is worth watching a second time . . . . BS and YF are buy-it-on-LaserDisc-and-VHS-and-DVD-and-Blu-Ray good.

In other news, I am now FB friends with a character actor who's had roles on "Mad Men" and "Arrested Development" so y'all can go suck a bag of dicks because my industry cred is unmatched here.
I am friends with and used to sell nickel bags of cheap Mexican weed to Vince Vaughn when we were youngsters, he being a bit younger than me, admittedly, but still. Suck it, bitch. I also did tequila shots with Tommy Lee Jones.

Paisley 10-02-2013 08:05 PM
Re: Towards A Virtual Williamsburg!
 
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Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch (Post 482973)
I will make allowances for people who were amused by watching those other movies once. But if a person says "History of the World" is worth watching a second time . . . . BS and YF are buy-it-on-LaserDisc-and-VHS-and-DVD-and-Blu-Ray good.

In other news, I am now FB friends with a character actor who's had roles on "Mad Men" and "Arrested Development" so y'all can go suck a bag of dicks because my industry cred is unmatched here.
Umm - some of us have worked at studios, but ok . . .

And this line of posts forces (Forces!) me to remind you all that I, as a college senior, sat next to Cleavon Little ("the sheriff's a ni!") at an Easter Brunch at Jerry's Deli in the Valley. He hit in me during the whole brunch, and I held myself back from asking if "it's twu what they say."

Paisley 10-02-2013 08:11 PM
Re: Towards A Virtual Williamsburg!
 
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Originally Posted by taxwonk (Post 482984)
I am friends with and used to sell nickel bags of cheap Mexican weed to Vince Vaughn when we were youngsters, he being a bit younger than me, admittedly, but still. Suck it, bitch. I also did tequila shots with Tommy Lee Jones.
We used to buy from The Silvers, who lived in my neighborhood, and whose singular fame may have been the song Boogie Fever.

taxwonk 10-02-2013 08:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Paisley (Post 482986)
We used to buy from The Silvers, who lived in my neighborhood, and whose singular fame may have been the song Boogie Fever.
Yeah, but I should get a better handicap than you because I live in the Patch.

Hank Chinaski 10-02-2013 08:19 PM
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Originally Posted by taxwonk (Post 482987)
Yeah, but I should get a better handicap than you because I live in the Patch.
Am I on ignore?

bold_n_brazen 10-03-2013 08:28 AM
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Originally Posted by taxwonk (Post 482984)
I am friends with and used to sell nickel bags of cheap Mexican weed to Vince Vaughn when we were youngsters, he being a bit younger than me, admittedly, but still. Suck it, bitch. I also did tequila shots with Tommy Lee Jones.
Terri Hatcher and I once talked about our tits.

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy 10-03-2013 11:38 AM
Re: Towards A Virtual Williamsburg!
 
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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 482980)
Umm, please. My ex-aunt played Albert Brook's wife in The In-Laws. She was in a dressing room with Jaquelline Bissett during the filming of Class and saw her naked boobies. She had a recurring role on a prime time soap/drama where a FB was once an extra. Finally, she was in an American Pie DTV sequel where she played the only mom ever to get spunked on by her masturbating son (excluding porn).

Mad Men and Arrested were ensemble pieces. You play a mom taking a load in the face from her son, there's a scene you have to carry on your own.

At best you're number 2.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYLSmN5Sju4
Look, we've done this before, and it's kind of cute, but it's not like when my sister points to the Oscar on her mantle and reminds me that I may have three Grammy nominations but have never won.

ThurgreedMarshall 10-03-2013 11:47 AM
Re: Towards A Virtual Williamsburg!
 
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Originally Posted by Sidd Finch (Post 482981)
This is like watching two guys argue over whose penis is slightly less tiny.
"Like?"

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