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this might play nicely to those not in the know. and maybe if you hadn't done all the "Slave love posts" you could spin this. But everyone I confide in knows I came to visit you, stayed over, got woke up at 3 by you trying to pull off my socks, and you weren't asleep. fuck that.

Yes you have problems, but the biggest one is that you won't admit to who you are.

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Paul Reubens?
http://www.mugshots.org/hollywood/pee-wee-herman.jpg

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What socks?

eta: Houston/St Louis tied 0-0 in the bottom of the 8th.

NYY/Boston tied 4-4 in the bottom of the 14th.

Hell, even the Ram are tied at the half.

How are Kerry and Bush doing in the polls?

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I have also done the sleep walk thing as a child, including waking up on the downstairs couch and, the next morning as I left the house, noticing my sheets out on the front lawn. It has not happened in years.

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Sure you did, Mr. Piler On-er.

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Hi again,

Here is Hank Chinaski. I write to you because we are accepting your mortgage application.
Our office confirms you can get a $220.000 loÀn for a $252.00 per month payment.
Approval process will take 1 minute, so please fill out the form on our website:


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Thank you.

Best Regards Hank Chinaski
First Account Manager

Meet us in St. Louis
 

Holy shit!

Damn, what a way to break a tie...

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Ah, this explains some of your posts on the PB :)

Sleepwalking
 

I don't understand how a person navigates while asleep -- whether it is walking to the subway stop or driving around to have sleep sex -- without running into things. Is there some muscle memory that guides you around familiar routes without conscious thought or is part of your brain awake and keeping you from walking into a bus or driving into a tree while the rest is asleep?

Sleepwalking
 

Their eyes are open and they are still receiving visual input that is being processed. They just aren't consciously aware of it.

A Loofah, Not a Fighter
 

Bill "big cock" O'Reilly has canceled a interviews scheduled to support the release of his children's book, "The O'Reilly Factor for Kids." http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=stor...e_oreilly_dc_3

Should post this on the Mom & Dad board as a warning to all parents whose kids may be asking for the book for Christmas or something? God only knows how old the "girl" O'Reilly procured in Thailand was.

Clearly O'Reilly and Hank's mom are taking up a lot of the, um, slack.
 

More Republicans Satisfied with Sex Lives than Democrats.

Well, duh. I'm more satisfied with my sex life than I am with the Republicans, if given the choice, all other things being equal, YMMV.

Clearly O'Reilly and Hank's mom are taking up a lot of the, um, slack.
 

I'm concerned about overreporting on the part of Dems. bilmore accuses them of hitting the nail on the head and calling it a screw. Maybe I'm Republican in my sleep?

New Board?
 

Could we have a new board for those of us who want to kill our spouses? It could be called something like "I Want to Kill My Spouse." Just a suggestion.

DVDs
 

Here are some that haven't been mentioned (although I haven't finished scrolling before posting):

Soderbergh's Three Best Films:
Sex, Lies & Videotape
Out of Sight
The Limey

My namesake's film:
Croupier

My quotesake's film:
Quai des Orfevres

Other Choices:
Bound - It's a really good mobster movie spiked with hot lesbian sex
Sirens - It's a really twee Hugh Grant vehicle spiked with copious female nudity
Tenacious D - The Complete Master Works - Not really as much hot lesbian sex or female nudity as the other two, but with much more tubby guys rocking out than all others on the list combined.

Other Good Choices Previously Mentioned:
The Big Lebowski
Homicide: Life on the Streets, seasons 1-4
Touch of Evil