LawTalkers - Happy Birthday, Preston Michael Spears Federline and other Certain Special Someones!

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
"Jenny, Jenny, don't you see? God made me for the mission field, and I will serve Him there. But He also made me fast, and when I run, I feel his pleasure."

When you're mean to NFH, you feel God's pleasure.

"Don't fret yourself, Jenny"
"But I do fret myself, Eric"

robustpuppy

10-14-2005 03:39 PM

return of GA polling?

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Originally posted by Not Bob
Dude. The Captain *yelled at him* about giving him the Nazi salute, dissing him in front of his babe. Can you blame him?

Apropos of nothing, Captain von Trapp may have been a hero, but he was Not Bright. Evidence: (a) the Baroness was much hotter than the would-be nun; (b) He lives in the middle of the Alps, yet is a naval officer. WTF?

(a) The Baroness may have been hot, but she was cold. She wanted to send the children away to "camp."

(b) He was "working" from home. Jeenyus.

greatwhitenorthchick

10-14-2005 03:41 PM

Bond. James Bond.

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Originally posted by bilmore
Well, that explains their fashion sense, but I did spend gobs of energy and sound trying to explain how there is only one real Bond, and how all of these subsequent metrosexual fops with pretty hair shouldn't even be in the same room with Connery much less aspiring to replace him.

I tell them that the new dandies are like the Santa's Helpers that were in the stores at Christmas. Not the real Bond, but stand-ins, 'cuz he can't be everywhere.

But where I lose them is in the special effects. The Connery-era stuff just can't match the new crop, and so they like the new better.

Whifftastic

TexLex

10-14-2005 03:42 PM

return of GA polling?

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Originally posted by soup sandwich
...makes me want to pick of a sword and start killing some English.

Memo to self, don't invite Soupy over to meet the family. Ever.

robustpuppy

10-14-2005 03:42 PM

Do y'all know

... that according to Harriet Miers, GWB was the

best.
governor.
ever.

Forgive me if I'm late to this party, but this is too funny.

robustpuppy

10-14-2005 03:43 PM

Bond. James Bond.

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Whifftastic

Whiffy galore

Replaced_Texan

10-14-2005 03:43 PM

BondPhallacy

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Originally posted by Taltos
So the news says this usurper is only the second Englishman to play BondJamesBond.

As if Whales (welsh?) and Scotland (Scottish) "men" are not English men!

<big ole eyerolly emoticon here>

<<Mmmmm Scotch>>>

<<<and btw Princess, Brinnie Spears is WAY too old for me :P >>>

Uh, the Welsh and the Scots aren't English. They're, er, Welsh and Scottish.

bilmore

10-14-2005 03:44 PM

return of GA polling?

Quote:

Originally posted by Not Bob
(b) He lives in the middle of the Alps, yet is a naval officer. WTF?

Sounds quite brilliant to me. He's not likely to be in that first call-up, is he?

"My god, the germans are coming! Von Trapp, defend our ports to the death!"

"Er, yes sir. No real problem, sir. Getting on that right now, sir."

Taltos

10-14-2005 03:44 PM

BondPhallacy

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Uh, the Welsh and the Scots aren't English. They're, er, Welsh and Scottish.

But they all tawlk funny.

soup sandwich

10-14-2005 03:44 PM

Bond. James Bond.

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
That ain't Poosy. That's Honey Ryder.

It is neither Pussy nor Honey, it is Domino from "Thunderball".