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That's all kind of weirdness. My aunt is a physical therapist and she will often do PT kind of things at family gatherings -- but more in the way of showing people the pressure points for various aches and ailments or stretching out neck or shoulder muscles. Never massages and definitely not comments about peoples' physiques.

My sister-in-law is a massage therapist and PT. She has given me a purely platonic massage after one of my races.

In other words, I did much better than my uncle, who was caught banging his first wife's younger sister in their La-Z-Boy.

Adder

07-19-2010 04:29 PM

Re: A Question for the Relationship Geniuses of the FB

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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 429075)

Aside from the "caught" part, I think you have a strange definition of better.

greatwhitenorthchick

07-19-2010 04:37 PM

Re: A Question for the Relationship Geniuses of the FB

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Originally Posted by Adder (Post 429083)

Aside from the "caught" part, I think you have a strange definition of better.

Have you seen his first wife's younger sister?

Fugee

07-19-2010 04:48 PM

Books

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Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan (Post 429072)

For another board, but whatever. I've heard nothing but excellent things about Kracken.

I have been struggling through Kraken for a few weeks now. I finally had to put it down and read some easier books.

I think it is good and it is definitely creative but the magic is so undefined and ever present it's hard not to think "WTF" a few times a chapter. And I'm not used to Brit slang and Mieville doesn't always use it in the typical sense (I'll look up a word to see what it usually means and he is using it in a completely different way) so it is more work to read.

Someone else who read it at the same time (and managed to finish) thinks it is absolutely brilliant. I like it enough that I will go back and finish it but I had expected to enjoy it a lot more than I did.

On the other hand, I really liked "The Passage," which people either love or not depending on how they feel about the middle section of that book.

dtb	07-19-2010 04:51 PM

Re: A Question for the Relationship Geniuses of the FB

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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 429062)

The only response is to one-up her and give her SO a handy.

As we were laughing (and laughing... oh, how we were laughing!) about it later, I suggested that when her SO's special day came round, I would offer to give him a Birthday Blowjob.

Penske 2.0

07-19-2010 04:55 PM

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!

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Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy (Post 429024)

http://www.oldrhinebeck.org/

Grazie.

Penske 2.0

07-19-2010 04:56 PM

Re: A Question for the Relationship Geniuses of the FB

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Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch (Post 429030)

The story should have ended here with your husband saying, "Eh, no thanks." Married people get backrubs from spouses and/or strangers they have paid for that purpose. This isn't a college dorm. Weirdness was inevitable long before she started mumbling compliments about his physique.

Sheesh, if you think that's weirdness, reminder me to be busy the next time you invite me to one of your parties.......:(;):)

Did you just call me Coltrane?

07-19-2010 04:57 PM

Re: A Question for the Relationship Geniuses of the FB

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Originally Posted by Adder (Post 429083)

Aside from the "caught" part, I think you have a strange definition of better.

Man, you are such a stud. You totally would have banged her, wouldn't you? With your johnson!

Penske 2.0

07-19-2010 04:59 PM

Re: A Question for the Relationship Geniuses of the FB

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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 429048)

I've gotten wood from a massage even when it was a mousey chubby lady. all real men do.

I have a lot of self control, so I never really had much of a problem with that issue, but my massage therapist friends tell me its a common occurrence. Less common are those who inappropriately seek a release as part of a legitimate massage......:o:(

Penske 2.0

07-19-2010 05:02 PM

Re: A Question for the Relationship Geniuses of the FB

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Originally Posted by LessinSF (Post 429056)

August 6-8, 2010.

Rite on! My plane gets into San Jose at 4:20 on the 6th.......;)

greatwhitenorthchick

07-19-2010 05:10 PM

Re: A Question for the Relationship Geniuses of the FB

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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 429091)

Man, you are such a stud. You totally would have banged her, wouldn't you? With your johnson!

That's what men do, Coltrane.

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy

07-19-2010 05:13 PM

Re: A Question for the Relationship Geniuses of the FB

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Originally Posted by dtb (Post 429088)

As we were laughing (and laughing... oh, how we were laughing!) about it later, I suggested that when her SO's special day came round, I would offer to give him a Birthday Blowjob.

After years of watching his wife rub down every man she comes across, I'm betting her SO accepts the gift.

Adder

07-19-2010 05:21 PM

Re: A Question for the Relationship Geniuses of the FB

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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 429091)

Man, you are such a stud. You totally would have banged her, wouldn't you? With your johnson!

It like you don't know me at all after all if these years.

I would have hidden on the corner.

Speaking of which, a gaggle of attractive youn ladies just followed me (okay so it was ten minutes later) into what had been a nearly empty pub.

Gattigap

07-19-2010 05:25 PM

Re: A Question for the Relationship Geniuses of the FB

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Originally Posted by Adder (Post 429102)

And yet still, you post here.

Goddammit, Adder, stop showing the ladies Penske's posts and claiming them as your own. Either turn off the iPhone and woo them -- you know, with your johnson -- or use it to take pictures of them and post them here. Tell them that you have this friend named "Thurgreed" who will pay cash money if they let you do it.

Did you just call me Coltrane?

07-19-2010 05:27 PM

Re: A Question for the Relationship Geniuses of the FB

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Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy (Post 429099)

After years of watching his wife rub down every man she comes across, I'm betting her SO accepts the gift.

I usually rub down the woman before I come across her.

Try the veal!

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