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ThurgreedMarshall 10-31-2008 03:32 PM
Re: Pick up my guitar and play.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick (Post 369294)
And here is an interesting study that shows that overweight women have more sex than "normal-sized" women. http://jezebel.com/5072249/study-sho...e-the-most-sex
Dr. Bliss Kaneshiro of the School of Medicine at the University of Hawaii says, "These results were unexpected and we don't really know why this is the case."

http://www.bloggernacle.org/wp-conte...03/guarana.jpg?

TM

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 10-31-2008 03:37 PM
Re: Help
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by robustpuppy (Post 369298)
Is the second sentence really necessary? Would you (or bnb) actually file a police report in such a case? If you wouldn't do it, don't threaten to do it. It's much more obnoxious than the situation warrants. Sounds like the former nanny is lazy, not larcenous.
If I hadn't given up at this point, but were still wanting my stuff back enough to post about it on a lawyers chat board, I would file a police report (not just threaten). If she's not going to give up, what else is she supposed to do? Go OJ, and hire a SWAT team to DIY the recovery?

ltl/fb 10-31-2008 03:39 PM
Re: Pick up my guitar and play.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cletus Miller (Post 369296)
There was a quote referencing body mass index, so I took it to be defined as BMI>25, but that's an assumption.
Bad me for skimming.

Edited.

ThurgreedMarshall 10-31-2008 03:40 PM
Re: Help
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) (Post 369300)
If I hadn't given up at this point, but were still wanting my stuff back enough to post about it on a lawyers chat board, I would file a police report (not just threaten). If she's not going to give up, what else is she supposed to do? Go OJ, and hire a SWAT team to DIY the recovery?
It's $100 worth of crap. Either drop by, hoping she's around or let it fucking go. This is ridiculous.

TM

ltl/fb 10-31-2008 03:50 PM
Re: Help
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 369302)
It's $100 worth of crap. Either drop by, hoping she's around or let it fucking go. This is ridiculous.

TM
The placard thingy about picking up the kid, she probably should talk to the school about. Reprogram the garage door thingy if you think it's a security issue.

Uh, and then get over it. Even if the equities in the trust fund have fallen, I'm sure there's enough cash in there for you to replace the shit without locking in losses.

robustpuppy 10-31-2008 03:54 PM
Re: Help
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) (Post 369300)
If I hadn't given up at this point, but were still wanting my stuff back enough to post about it on a lawyers chat board, I would file a police report (not just threaten). If she's not going to give up, what else is she supposed to do? Go OJ, and hire a SWAT team to DIY the recovery?
She should at least try to Superpoke! before involving the police.

Not Bob 10-31-2008 04:10 PM
Long ago, and far away.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by ltl/fb (Post 369301)
Men like discernible tits and ass, at least when fucking, if not for taking to the company party?
Able was I, ere I saw Elba.

(And I was about to make a joke that "The Discernible Hips" would be a great band name until I saw that I am almost 8 years too late on that one.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 10-31-2008 04:13 PM
Re: Help
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by ltl/fb (Post 369304)
Even if the equities in the trust fund have fallen, I'm sure there's enough cash in there for you to replace the shit without locking in losses.
I think she's worrying about being able to buy the GI Joe with the kung fu grip for Christmas. She's panicking right now. I can feel it.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 10-31-2008 04:14 PM
Re: Help
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 369302)
It's $100 worth of crap.
In philadelphia it's worth $50.

greatwhitenorthchick 10-31-2008 04:38 PM
Re: Help
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by robustpuppy (Post 369305)
She should at least try to Superpoke! before involving the police.

There's a superpoke function? Why did I not know about this?

John Phoenix 10-31-2008 04:43 PM
Re: Help
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick (Post 369311)
There's a superpoke function? Why did I not know about this?
Aren't you dating him?

Atticus Grinch 10-31-2008 05:28 PM
Re: Actual Fashion Question: Black Tie Event
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 369252)
Do you spend more time here or on fark?
A useful Internet meme is a useful Internet meme.

\Dawkins FTW.
\\fap

Atticus Grinch 10-31-2008 05:37 PM
Re: Help
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick (Post 369311)
There's a superpoke function? Why did I not know about this?
Because it took something that was already stupid and pointless and made it superstupid and superpointless.

Atticus Grinch 10-31-2008 05:42 PM
Re: Pick up my guitar and play.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 369299)
Dr. Bliss Kaneshiro of the School of Medicine at the University of Hawaii says, "These results were unexpected and we don't really know why this is the case."

http://www.bloggernacle.org/wp-conte...03/guarana.jpg?

TM
My theory: women who are heavier probably receive more hormonal triggers to be sexually active because the conditions for reproduction are favorable. Women who are thin because they are eating less (hi, Less!) and exerting themselves more are slightly less aroused because their bodies are not releasing the "all is well" signals for reproduction.

I mostly posted this to see if Hank's translation will be funny.

LessinSF 10-31-2008 05:49 PM
Re: Pick up my guitar and play.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch (Post 369321)
My theory: women who are heavier probably receive more hormonal triggers to be sexually active because the conditions for reproduction are favorable. Women who are thin because they are eating less (hi, Less!) and exerting themselves more are slightly less aroused because their bodies are not releasing the "all is well" signals for reproduction.

I mostly posted this to see if Hank's translation will be funny.
It's almost 6:00 in Detroit. Hank's well into Halloween juice by now.

Hank Chinaski 10-31-2008 10:53 PM
Re: Pick up my guitar and play.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 369273)
Oatmeal raising is the worst of the traditional cookie flavors. The order is as follows:

Peanut Butter
Chocolate chip
Sugar
Chocolate
Oatmeal

This is not open to interpretation. My apologies.

TM
what is a chocolate cookie? Those bready things? They are the worst. It's the anticipation of the chocolate without really getting the payoff.

Would you eat unfrosted chocolate cake?

Hank Chinaski 10-31-2008 10:54 PM
Re: Help
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by bold_n_brazen (Post 369268)
You know you can see some people's pages without them being your friend? I think it's if they are in the same network as you or something.
meaning schools or things like "friend of bacon?"

Sparklehorse 11-01-2008 12:14 AM
Re: Help
 
The other night I saw a dog wearing what appeared to be a kid's jacket. I was amused but forgot about it until I saw this picture:

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/image...7096_002-1.jpg

Is this some new doggie trend?

ltl/fb 11-01-2008 03:17 AM
Re: Help
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 369336)
meaning schools or things like "friend of bacon?"
Usually it's cities, but you can turn it off.

bold_n_brazen 11-01-2008 08:59 AM
Re: Help
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 369302)
It's $100 worth of crap. Either drop by, hoping she's around or let it fucking go. This is ridiculous.

TM
I know you're right. It's just stuff. And it's not even really important stuff.

It just bugs me.

ThurgreedMarshall 11-01-2008 10:44 AM
Re: Pick up my guitar and play.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 369335)
what is a chocolate cookie?
http://www.basketbaron.com/images/Co...h%20Pecans.jpg

TM

Icky Thump 11-01-2008 02:33 PM
Re: Pick up my guitar and play.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 369340)
Looks like something from Howard Stern's craptacular:

http://www.howardstern.com/dtcms/tsi...cularDay2a.jpg

Icky Thump 11-01-2008 04:08 PM
Re: Pick up my guitar and play.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by taxwonk (Post 369283)
There is no such thin as a good peanut butter cookie. You are clearly muddle-headed from breathing all the New York air pollution.

I am sorry.
White Chocolate Macadamia.

Everything else is shite.

Hank Chinaski 11-01-2008 04:41 PM
Re: Pick up my guitar and play.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Icky Thump (Post 369341)
Looks like something from Howard Stern's craptacular:

http://www.howardstern.com/dtcms/tsi...cularDay2a.jpg
who won? what amount?

Icky Thump 11-01-2008 06:02 PM
Re: Pick up my guitar and play.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 369343)
who won? what amount?
High pitched eric (Left) crapped out 22 ounces to win.

Atticus Grinch 11-01-2008 08:07 PM
Observation.
 
The package of channels that Comcast gives me includes an HD channel of music videos. It's unique in that, unlike other channels for music videos, it plays music videos. So I've started Tivoing three-hour blocks of videos. Ninety percent is crap, but that's what the FFWD button is for. The other thing that's unique about this channel is that it mixes musical styles in the same block, and about 20% of the videos are country music. Now, I hate country music. However, FFWDing through all the country music videos I have come to notice the following:
  • Male country music stars are permitted to be substantially uglier than their counterparts in other music genres.
  • Female country music stars are universally substantially hotter than their counterparts in other music genres.
This does not make it more likely that I will listen to them, but in a three hour block of music, of the five hottest women on screen, four of them will be country recording artists.

Hank Chinaski 11-01-2008 10:11 PM
Re: Pick up my guitar and play.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch (Post 369321)
My theory: women who are heavier probably receive more hormonal triggers to be sexually active because the conditions for reproduction are favorable. Women who are thin because they are eating less (hi, Less!) and exerting themselves more are slightly less aroused because their bodies are not releasing the "all is well" signals for reproduction.

I mostly posted this to see if Hank's translation will be funny.
The powers that be here (the A-listers) have convinced enough socks that that is negative posting, for me to make fat jokes, I don't know what the future of our board would be in terms of First Amendment rights and our ability to make jokes without fear of attacks by these socks.
_________

pernsky no account 11-01-2008 10:19 PM
Re: Observation.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch (Post 369345)
The package of channels that Comcast gives me includes an HD channel of music videos. It's unique in that, unlike other channels for music videos, it plays music videos. So I've started Tivoing three-hour blocks of videos. Ninety percent is crap, but that's what the FFWD button is for. The other thing that's unique about this channel is that it mixes musical styles in the same block, and about 20% of the videos are country music. Now, I hate country music. However, FFWDing through all the country music videos I have come to notice the following:
  • Male country music stars are permitted to be substantially uglier than their counterparts in other music genres.
  • Female country music stars are universally substantially hotter than their counterparts in other music genres.
This does not make it more likely that I will listen to them, but in a three hour block of music, of the five hottest women on screen, four of them will be country recording artists.
My partner's nannie is a dead ringer for tailor swift. I wouldn't say no......is that so rong?

pernsky no account 11-01-2008 10:20 PM
Re: Pick up my guitar and play.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 369347)
The powers that be here (the A-listers) have convinced enough socks that that is negative posting, for me to make fat jokes, I don't know what the future of our board would be in terms of First Amendment rights and our ability to make jokes without fear of attacks by these socks.
_________
Are you tawking Palin frist amendment or the other one?

Hank Chinaski 11-01-2008 10:21 PM
Re: Pick up my guitar and play.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by pernsky no account (Post 369350)
Are you tawking Palin frist amendment or the other one?
dude, or sister I'm betting, this knocks Taxwonk out of "top whiff".

pernsky no account 11-01-2008 10:24 PM
Re: Pick up my guitar and play.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 369352)
dude, or sister I'm betting, this knocks Taxwonk out of "top whiff".
We see on Tuesday when he catches up to toesdays posts.

Hank Chinaski 11-01-2008 10:27 PM
Re: Pick up my guitar and play.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by pernsky no account (Post 369354)
We see on Tuesday when he catches up to toesdays posts.
i'm not saying he can't top it, I'm just saying he is out of first place; for now.

pernsky no account 11-01-2008 10:28 PM
Re: Pick up my guitar and play.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 369355)
i'm not saying he can't top it, I'm just saing he is out of first place; for now.
Yes, but, hangin chad?

Jack Manfred 11-02-2008 04:27 AM
Re: Observation.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch (Post 369345)
The package of channels that Comcast gives me includes an HD channel of music videos. It's unique in that, unlike other channels for music videos, it plays music videos. So I've started Tivoing three-hour blocks of videos. Ninety percent is crap, but that's what the FFWD button is for. The other thing that's unique about this channel is that it mixes musical styles in the same block, and about 20% of the videos are country music. Now, I hate country music. However, FFWDing through all the country music videos I have come to notice the following:
  • Male country music stars are permitted to be substantially uglier than their counterparts in other music genres.
  • Female country music stars are universally substantially hotter than their counterparts in other music genres.
This does not make it more likely that I will listen to them, but in a three hour block of music, of the five hottest women on screen, four of them will be country recording artists.
That channel used to be MHD for Music: High Definition, and now it's called Palladia. I agree with your thesis about female country music star hotness. Not sure whether metal/hardcore acts would be more telegenic than male country singers.

The other thing about country videos is that they seem to be made with a lot more production values than rock videos these days. Maybe that's because MTV doesn't play videos, so only rap videos (BET) or country videos (CMT) get played. Here's a (recent?) LeeAnn Rimes video to prove my point about production values. Link This doesn't mean that I think LeeAnn Rimes is one of the hottest women in country. I am pleased that she is 26, because even though I'm not sure how that happened, it doesn't make me a pervert for noticing that she;s got nice legs.

Hank Chinaski 11-02-2008 09:39 AM
Re: Observation.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jack Manfred (Post 369359)
Not sure whether metal/hardcore acts would be more telegenic than male country singers.
you would fuck Hedy Lamarr but you wouldn't fuck Gene Simmons. can you walk us through the thought process there?

Gattigap 11-02-2008 09:58 AM
Re: Observation.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 369364)
you would fuck Hedy Lamarr but you wouldn't fuck Gene Simmons. can you walk us through the thought process there?
That's Hedley.

http://www.brendanmckillip.com/uploa...arr-705340.jpg

Diane_Keaton 11-02-2008 10:25 AM
Re: Observation.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch (Post 369345)
The package of channels that Comcast gives me includes an HD channel of music videos. It's unique in that, unlike other channels for music videos, it plays music videos. So I've started Tivoing three-hour blocks of videos. Ninety percent is crap, but that's what the FFWD button is for. The other thing that's unique about this channel is that it mixes musical styles in the same block, and about 20% of the videos are country music. Now, I hate country music. However, FFWDing through all the country music videos I have come to notice the following:
  • Male country music stars are permitted to be substantially uglier than their counterparts in other music genres.
  • Female country music stars are universally substantially hotter than their counterparts in other music genres.
This does not make it more likely that I will listen to them, but in a three hour block of music, of the five hottest women on screen, four of them will be country recording artists.
These women are experts with makeup, hair and dressing to show off curves. Even after fumbling with makeup for an hour, we Northeastern chicks could *maybe* hope to look as glamorous as Eva Silverstein.

(Sorry Hank).

ltl/fb 11-02-2008 01:34 PM
Re: Observation.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Diane_Keaton (Post 369367)
These women are experts with makeup, hair and dressing to show off curves. Even after fumbling with makeup for an hour, we Northeastern chicks could *maybe* hope to look as glamorous as Eva Silverstein.

(Sorry Hank).
With-it NE urban chicks generally have few curves?

pernsky no account 11-02-2008 04:11 PM
Re: Observation.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by ltl/fb (Post 369378)
With-it NE urban chicks generally have few curves?

Not necessaryily. Vareity adds spice to life....is this the cooking board?

taxwonk 11-02-2008 10:18 PM
Re: Pick up my guitar and play.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by pernsky no account (Post 369354)
We see on Tuesday when he catches up to toesdays posts.

Yawn.


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