Re: London 2012
 

They're like mutant Telly-Tubbies.

Re: caption, please
 

Whoa. Dude. It's like you're psychic.

ETA: But as a Minnesotan, you should have captioned it "Once again the T-wolves get screwed in the lottery."

Re: London 2012
 

"The organisers of the 2012 London Olympic Games shocked and dismayed many by introducing mascots that some said were reminiscent of vaginas."

Wait, were we supposed to caption this?

Re: London 2012
 

Fucking cyclopses (cyclopi?). Anyway, they freak me out.

I might actually go to that Olympics too, if my friend makes the team.


ETA: well, I posted the wrong picture. But you get the idea: Cyclops = bad.

Re: London 2012
 

You don't like one-eyed monsters?

Re: London 2012
 

I do not.

Re: London 2012
 

You do not like them in your mouth?

You do not like them further south?

Re: London 2012
 

I guess I whiffed pretty bad on that.

I blame the Cyclops.

Re: London 2012
 

Atticus thinks they are reminiscent of vaginas. I do not think that word means what he thinks it means.

Re: London 2012
 

Atticus believes we have never been at war with Eurasia.

Re: London 2012
 

You win one Dora Aquapet:

http://www.prettygadgets.com/wp-cont...ra-aquapet.jpg

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 

http://scienceblogs.com/isisthescientist/topgun.jpg

http://l.yimg.com/k/omg/us/img/1f/ef...PP4vjIQ.P8Yg--

Yowza.

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 

the hotel I'm at is having a convention of the WDAA, the Women's double amputee association- the place is crawling with pussy.

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 

say "hi!" from me.

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 

joke under construction

Bronte-saurus
 

Bronte sisters action figures. Sweet.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NKXN...layer_embedded

Re: Bronte-saurus
 

I'm pretty sure Debt Slave has those.

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 

That's your best material.

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 

If bigamy were legal, I would marry this post.

Anyone know if the Episcopalians allow divorce?

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 

I had to fix it, but willie nelson told it in a lesser form on stern today

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 

:confused:

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 

Howard has been on fire since that LA trip. He should go to California every month.

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 

right after willie told his joke, woody harrellson told this one, "what do you yell in a muslim strip club? Show us your nose!"

okay, so I'm reworking it to being at mardi gras in Tehran, and I've got beads.

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 

artie being gone is the secret

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 

The celebrities make the show.

Did you listen this morning? Stamos entertained me to no end. He's a handsome, rich, and famous actor/musician, yet got up at 4:30 am to complain that his friend wasn't paying enough attention to him.

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 

Yeah, but once Rebecca Romijn dumps you life just goes downhill. Ask Atticus.

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 

Funnie!

Floyd Landis......
 

So it wasn't the tequila shots after all, go figure.

I'm sure Lance was clean though. :(:(:(

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 

I arrived today back in a Christian country in a city of 1.4 million in time for the Thurs. to Sat. weekend bender. I can say now with certainty that I planned doing the Sun. through Wed. nights in Muslim Azerbaijian perfectly.

LessinTbilisi, Georgia

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 

traveling. i could listen on my laptop and don't know why I forget all the time.

yes the celeb interviews make the show, that and the interaction with Robin- the bimbo stuff just gets sadder and sadder as he gets older.

but, Artie would interrupt the interviews and step all over them with his "jokes." next few times they do best of compare an artie era with a jackie era. Jackie barely spoke- Artie almost turned it into the Artie show.

he had this thing where Howard would be talking to someone, and Artie throws out a lame 1-liner. Now, Howard is good, if the line hit he would have played it, but it would be dumb and potentially throwing off the interview, so he'd ignore it. A minute later artie would be trying to shoe horn the thing in, like the next pause he would blurt it out. messed with the robin/howard interaction.

Re: Floyd Landis......
 

this sounds like a reference none of us get. you have to remember that you're on that news feed that only sends reports to the top 50 triathletes IN THE WORLD. You have to explain the inside gossip you get that way.

Re: Floyd Landis......
 

No Yahoo! in Detroit???

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 

I agree, Artie didn't add anything when there were celebs in. But when there are no celebs there, I liked hearing about Artie's new money extravagance.

Re: Floyd Landis......
 

What's Floyd's strategy now? If I'm going down, I'm taking everyone with me?

Re: Floyd Landis......
 

Yeah, Lance who? Penske may be on a first-name basis with this Lance chap, but it leaves the rest of us scratching our heads.

True story: I raced against Landis in his last race as TdF champ.

Re: Floyd Landis......
 

Seems to be -- Look, I got caught, but everyone was doing it and I was competing against and with cheaters. So don't judge me so harshly.

What an ass. Like everyone I have suspicions about Lance, but Landis won one stage in the Tour, held the yellow for four days or so, and got busted. Lance has won 18 stages and had the yellow for 80+ days, and hasn't. Landis should be embarrassed for using such pathetic masking agents if nothing else.

Re: Floyd Landis......
 

Did you feel you needed to dope just to keep up?

Re: Floyd Landis......
 

sounds like someone starting celebrating the end of shavuot a bit early.

this is empowering!

in my college Frank Shorter owned a running shoe store. I have no idea why. anyhoo, every year there was the East Lansing State Bank/Frank Shorter 10K. Frank would fly in and run it.

I only saw him breifly when I snuck up towards the front, out of my proper time area, and before the race started. By the time I'd finished I'm pretty sure he was on a plane:rolleyes:

over the years I've said "I ran in the Frank Shorter 10 K." But until now I never thought of claiming "I raced against Frank Shorter back in college."

thanks for the example.

Re: Floyd Landis......
 

Did you beat him?

Re: Floyd Landis......
 

He edged me out by somewhere between three and a half and four hours. But it was anybody's race there for a while.