LawTalkers - Happy Birthday, Preston Michael Spears Federline and other Certain Special Someones!

Originally posted by Not Bob
Dude. The Captain *yelled at him* about giving him the Nazi salute, dissing him in front of his babe. Can you blame him?

Apropos of nothing, Captain von Trapp may have been a hero, but he was Not Bright. Evidence: (a) the Baroness was much hotter than the would-be nun; (b) He lives in the middle of the Alps, yet is a naval officer. WTF?

The von Trapps ended up opening a lodge in Vermont, and my sister took my parents there over some UVM parents weekend.

My mother and my sister predictably spun and sung at the top of their lungs as they ran down the nearby mountain. My dad pretended not to know them.

greatwhitenorthchick

10-14-2005 03:48 PM

Bond. James Bond.

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
The Man With the Golden Whiff

(The Sound and the Plankton. Plankton and Prejudice. The Old Man and the Plankton ...)

I think SS was just continuing with the "pussy" theme. So I say..... "Thunderwhiff" to you, to expand it to male genitalia.

Taltos

10-14-2005 03:51 PM

As a side note, I saw the Sound of Music at the Warner staring Greg Brady!

Eggcellent talent.

(I also saw The Graduate with Morgan Fairchild. Some live nudity, but the lighting sucked)

spookyfish

10-14-2005 03:51 PM

Bond. James Bond.

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Originally posted by bilmore
Well, that explains their fashion sense, but I did spend gobs of energy and sound trying to explain how there is only one real Bond, and how all of these subsequent metrosexual fops with pretty hair shouldn't even be in the same room with Connery much less aspiring to replace him.

I tell them that the new dandies are like the Santa's Helpers that were in the stores at Christmas. Not the real Bond, but stand-ins, 'cuz he can't be everywhere.

But where I lose them is in the special effects. The Connery-era stuff just can't match the new crop, and so they like the new better.

Am I the only one who finds it amazing that people still give a crap about who plays James Bond?

Replaced_Texan

10-14-2005 03:52 PM

BondPhallacy

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Originally posted by Taltos
But they all tawlk funny.

I once slept with a Welsh guy simply because he asked me to in that lovely accent. At least, I think that's what he asked me to do.

robustpuppy

10-14-2005 03:53 PM

Bond. James Bond.

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Originally posted by spookyfish
Am I the only one who finds it amazing that people still give a crap about who plays James Bond?

My dear man, I do hope you give a crap that I once played Ms. Moneypenny in Bond-inspired comedic sketch performed for the entertainment of my coworkers. Good times.

Taltos

10-14-2005 03:54 PM

BondPhallacy

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I once slept with a Welsh guy simply because he asked me to in that lovely accent. At least, I think that's what he asked me to do.

How do y'all feel about a pie-eyed-country-boy accent?

Replaced_Texan

10-14-2005 03:54 PM

BondPhallacy

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Originally posted by Taltos
How do y'all feel about a pie-eyed-country-boy accent?

I am dating a guy from west Texas.

Shape Shifter

10-14-2005 03:54 PM

Bond. James Bond.

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I think SS was just continuing with the "pussy" theme. So I say..... "Thunderwhiff" to you, to expand it to male genitalia.

That, and Octofag didn't really work.

robustpuppy

10-14-2005 03:55 PM

BondPhallacy

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I once slept with a Welsh guy simply because he asked me to in that lovely accent. At least, I think that's what he asked me to do.

You know, I didn't find the Welsh accent so lovely when the Welsh dude in a pub in New Zealand claimed "I don't find you attractive IN THE LEAST, but your boyfriend has an erection for you the size of Nova Scotia."

Taltos

10-14-2005 03:56 PM

BondPhallacy

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I am dating a guy from west Texas.

Giddy-yup!

spookyfish

10-14-2005 03:56 PM

BondPhallacy

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
You know, I didn't find the Welsh accent so lovely when the Welsh dude in a pub in New Zealand claimed "I don't find you attractive IN THE LEAST, but, your boyfriend has an erection for you the size of Nova Scotia."

Let me guess. Shepherd?

greatwhitenorthchick

10-14-2005 03:56 PM

BondPhallacy

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Do Welsh dudes think Nova Scotia is big?

spookyfish

10-14-2005 03:58 PM

BondPhallacy

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Do Welsh dudes think Nova Scotia is big?

Sure. Like you'd want to walk around with Nova Scotia in your pants.