Originally Posted by Penske 2.0 (Post 429181)

Hit it she did. And of course I wasn't "fighting back" because she likes it on top.

The kids part is just creepy. Try to maintain some sense of boundaries here.......;):(:o:):D

Originally Posted by Sparklehorse (Post 429146)

I also thought this was very clever, although I wouldn't eat a lot of the constituent items.

Perhaps since that site has been around long enough to generate a book, there seems to be a pretty broad range of gross out. Maybe it's because I know someone who's made the cake pops like these
but this http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ky...vnxpo1_500.jpg

seems a lot more unappetizing and also more of a stunt. (It's a mug made from bacon and then filled with cheese.)

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 429189)

the real penske would have known better than to link to urban dictionary. no offense.

Originally Posted by Fugee (Post 429142)

I thought this was a really clever party snacks presentation.

Originally Posted by patentparanyc (Post 429191)

This made me crack up even the line about shiraz. it reminded me of the board. yeah I know this blog is old/tired played out but it still cracks me.

http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008...en-to-anymore/

Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower (Post 429198)

Please tell me this is a joke. A fake-guacamole and processed cheese football field surrounded by Cheetos, Doritos, potato and corn chip "fans" in stadium made of Rice Krispie Treats is "really clever"? Is Martha Stewart championing some hillbilly chic thing that I am unaware of? Was this a challenge to determine the most elaborate party platter could be prepared with an expenditure $9.99 or less at the local Stop 'n' Pump? If I made a sledding hill with sour cream and dried onion soup mix "snow" and used Funyuns and Fritos as "sleds", would that be considered too upscale? Perhaps most relevantly, can you imagine the collective facial expression of the members of dtb's private beach club when you showed up to the invitation-only Super Bowl Party with that monstrosity? Let's try to class it up a bit here, folks, if only for the long time lurkers and potential nebwers.

Originally Posted by ironweed (Post 429199)

Ha! I'm so glad you're back. I missed you. I can't wait until the next time I see Daniel Carter, Ras Moshe and Matt Lavelle so I can tell them about how jazz is for white people. It will crack them.

Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy (Post 429200)

Could you put some Bugles (R) on that sledding hill? Then I'll meet you at dtb's.

Originally Posted by ironweed (Post 429199)

Ha! I'm so glad you're back. I missed you. I can't wait until the next time I see Daniel Carter, Ras Moshe and Matt Lavelle so I can tell them about how jazz is for white people. It will crack them.

Originally Posted by dtb (Post 429019)

that is to say... for ALL of you!

So yesterday is my husband's birthday, and a friend of ours, who is a physical therapist (a very good one) comes up to him at the beach club (pre-TU-ejection) and says she's going to give him a birthday back rub, or some such thing.

She proceeds to give him a rubdown, and making comments like "Oooh, [name], you're so strong and fit...".

When she finally gets her hands off him, he looked at me and asked, "What was that? That made me sort of uncomfortable."

We laughed about it, but WTF? Should I say something to her? It was just so strange. Before she came over to rub down my husband, I saw her doing another "roving massage" for this other guy, and thought to myself that it was strange, but the guy wasn't my husband, so it wasn't really my business.

So, before you ask, No, she's not hot. She's not a fat or anything, but not hot. And no, I'm not worried about my husband being interested in her.

Originally Posted by Cletus Miller (Post 429204)

Do the rest of us need to restart the "association football is a stupid 'sport' for wannabe toffs" discussion to get you two to stop doing this?

Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower (Post 429202)

Psst. Hey, the last post on that White People blog was about the World Cup. Vaguely amusing in a "jumped-the-shark" kind of way. But if I were you, I'd skip the last couple of paragraphs. Might hit a little close to home:

"But if you do find yourself talking to a white person who actually knows a lot about soccer you are probably talking to a European, or worse, a white guy who tries too hard.

The latter is especially dangerous, as they have likely been waiting for years to meet someone to converse with about 'football' and with soccer’s year round schedule, they will never leave you alone."

Anyhoo, look forward to seeing you on the pitch!

Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower (Post 429198)

Please tell me this is a joke. A fake-guacamole and processed cheese football field surrounded by Cheetos, Doritos, potato and corn chip "fans" in stadium made of Rice Krispie Treats is "really clever"? Is Martha Stewart championing some hillbilly chic thing that I am unaware of? Was this a challenge to determine the most elaborate party platter could be prepared with an expenditure $9.99 or less at the local Stop 'n' Pump? If I made a sledding hill with sour cream and dried onion soup mix "snow" and used Funyuns and Fritos as "sleds", would that be considered too upscale? Perhaps most relevantly, can you imagine the collective facial expression of the members of dtb's private beach club when you showed up to the invitation-only Super Bowl Party with that monstrosity? Let's try to class it up a bit here, folks, if only for the long time lurkers and potential nebwers.

Originally Posted by ironweed (Post 429209)

With soccer's year-round schedule, I don't have to wait four years for opportunities to get drunk at odd times. Check. Mate.

Originally Posted by ironweed (Post 429209)

With soccer's year-round schedule, I don't have to wait four years for opportunities to get drunk at odd times. Check. Mate.