AI voting
 

I'm with Xena. Josh must go and that cause is worth a couple phone calls. I thought Simon was going to have a stroke when Ruben was in the bottom 2 instead of Josh. I don't know what he'd have done if Ruben had been voted out -- probably called for an investigation of vote fixing.

AI voting
 

Thus proving how badly Clay sucks. Are we in a country full of Abbas that the vibrating elf queen has never been in the bottom (as opposed to just being the bottom which I am sure he has)? This would explain the popularity of Justin Timberlake.

I may now have to vote for everyone but Clay, a lot. Except Josh.

Ambiguity
 

It is a compliment. He just doesn't know whether it is ok to be attracted to you or not.

Egads
 

Don't be so sure. She flashed me her tits once. Indeed, she flashed them at everyone who saw "Flirting With Disaster," a movie that did for finding one's birth parents what "The Office" did for, well, going to work. And she told Letterman that she used to call Dick van Dyke "Penis Van Lesbian" around the set, although admittedly this sounds like a strained effort to be cool based on a joke one got by e-mail.

C'mon, wouldn't it do your heart good to think that Laura Petrie was a big skank? That every night she grabbed Rob by those ears and rode his face like a dime store pony?

Fun article
 

Sounds German.

AI voting
 

Isn't the entire concept of AI geared toward the ABBAs of the world?

Ambiguity
 

Because I always assumed you were a guy until the "penis - giggle" comment.

Guys don't giggle at small penises. We may giggle that god played a joke on some puny bastard, but we never actually look at the the dude's small thing and giggle.

not7yS

Egads
 

No. My heart would explode with lust, if it didn't merely wind down slowly in disenchantment first.

Oh, Rob . . .

Egads
 

Um, translation of "punk'd", please, for the tragically unhip among us (ok, maybe that's only me, but still...)

Ambiguity
 

So you must not have caught the entire discussion of her robust puppies? Seems like that would have caught your attention.

n(sorry if you wanted to string slave along longer)cs

Egads
 

Punk'd is an Mtv show run by Ashton Krutcher where he goes out and runs Candid Camera type scams on his celebrity friends. It also has some not-celebrity bits (including Valet Stand pranks and the like).

n(Candid Camera for whatever generation comes after gen y)cs

"Spike" TV?
 

Such giggling could lead to Puny-tive damages. I seem to recall a lawsuit by Don Johnson against a surgeon who, while said Johnson was anesthetized (sp??) lifted the gown and remarked to those also in the room that "Johnson's Johnson was smaller than John's son's" or something like that.

AI voting
 

The whole thing is chicken egg isnt it? You mass produce a bunch of crap and the masses eat whatever is thrown at them. There was a time when good music used to be popular bc that was what was thrown at the masses. Or it bc the masses have shit taste so they throw shit music their way?

Perhaps AI proves that it is not chicken egg. If Josh wins, we know american has not taste. If Clay wins, we know America has no taste (or is all a bunch of closet showtune, elton john lovers) so it doesnt matter what you throw out there. if Ruben or Kim wins, then America does have taste and good music, espeiclaly the blues, should be presented to the people.

or maybe everyone just got so used to shitty corporate canned music that they lost their taste.

I am getting confused. maybe thats bc I am a paigow adrift in a sea of abbas. oy.

Egads
 

No, it most definitely would not. No sexual images of Dick Van Dyke are allowed!

That reminds me . . . many moons ago I went on a couple of dates with this guy who was smart and funny and nice and not bad looking, but I could not have been less attracted to him. I tried to figure out why there was no zing (as if it matters!) and then a friend pointed out that he looked like Dick Van Dyke. That was definitely it. Plus, he was too nice.

"Spike" TV?
 

Wouldn't this suit have turned into a squicky Michael Jackson "look at this, it's not what he said!" scenario?

Should've just claimed "shrinkage."

;)