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thank you for trying

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That's the one -- they're supposed to be talking about their fantasy (as in, what's your ideal life -- say, to retire and ride horses all day, or whatever). Gareth walks in late, and all he hears is "What's your fantasy?" and he sort of shrugs and says, "I dunno... two women? Me just watching?"

Hilarious. I don't exactly heart Gareth -- but I find him amusing in a puppy dog sort of way -- and the look on his face when he drives past the camera in the motorcycle sidecar after the night club? Priceless.

I can see hearting Tim though -- and the cute guy who "went to university" and shags the trainee girl (or whatever she is -- forget her name -- the one Gareth gives one-on-one safety training to.)

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I wanted this for the avatar. It has it all. His bad dye job, his freakish cartoon like body with its small, girly waist and lack of hair, the oh so serious facial expression, and that fucking quote. Can someone size this for me?

http://www.fitnessmadesimple.com/ima...itepicrev4.jpg

I like how his shorts fade to white at the bottom. Adds to his whole god like thing, no? Can someone splice this into the Smart family picture? Please?

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Right. It makes 'em look scared that we actually got close.

We're so used to the ignominy that it really takes that little to make us happy.

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I totally agree, but I didn't get a child molester vibe from him. More like deep closet case--and his one brother who was always on the news gave me the same vibe. I've known lots of Mormon men who've struck me the same way (including my bil's dad), but I think it's not exclusive to Mormons. Any conservative religion in which homosexuality is taboo would tend to have them. See John Ashcroft for a non-Mormon example.

They keep calling him "fitness celebrity John Basedow." Is he famous for anything other than those stupid tapes?

tm

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I think its legit. We all know who he is right?

"legal celebrity Paigow Princess"

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this is classic John B, but his new blond/streaked hair look might be the more powerful avatar

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havent seen it. post it.

My heart is eternal
 

Reunited and my heart feels so good
Reunited 'cause ncs understood
There's one King of Socks
And, sugar, I'm the one who rocks
We both are so excited 'cause we're reunited, hey, hey

FRENCH!?!? You know what that does to me......:dance: :dance: :dance:

The best avatar ever
 

Looking good in your neighborhood, John.

can someone PLEASE resize this for me?

http://www.powerprofiles.com/bodybui...glass_flat.jpg

Penske Outed!
 

http://www.drwill.com/gomez01.jpg

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I found Pony's webpage and apparently he doesnt like the Basedow either

"Nice shades asshole

John Basedow, AKA: Douche bag, queer bait.

John Basedow is the host of a new set of work out videos that tell you how to do sit-ups and people actually buy this shit. I have only seen him in 30 second TV advertisements. However I have already reached the conclusion that he is A) Gay, [likes men] B) Narcissistic… His ad refers to him as fitness celebrity.

Kill yourself John Basedow! If I ever see you walk down the street I will mule kick you in your ear, then I will rip out your teeth and punch them!"

http://tiger.towson.edu/~msherm3/jb.html

EDITED to add that I especially enjoyed the definiiton of gay. Bc I was unclear on the concept. I guess I am gay too.

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I don't know what all else he's got going on, but maybe not much. from the website, he will talk to you for 1/2 hour for $100. No word if he'll call collect.

Can't find a blond JB picture but I keep seeing him blond on tV now.

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I like the purple hue in the shades pic. Put him in a leather jacket and he'll look just like an early 40s urban German woman.

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but what about the color of his hair? from my monitor it looks like some old lady from Jersey City, taking the bus to A.C. to play some slots.