In other news....
 

You consider Penske's socks to be funny? Have you absolutely no standards whatsoever????

In other news....
 

grey pubes yes, gogowolf3 no, not me yes....

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Oh, well there's your answer, Fringey.

He's out of his mind. It's not just Alzheimers, it's plain insanity.

One Thing I Want To Know
 

How did the small penis thread get beat out by the potato salad recipe thread today? What the hell is going on here? (ok, technically that's two things)

One Thing I Want To Know
 

Oooh, that reminds me, does anyone have a recipe for potato salad that uses fingerling potatoes?

Really, you could at least TRY to revive the tiny penis thread. Perhaps by giving your opinion on the issue.

One Thing I Want To Know
 

I believe that my well-documented stance on this issue is Anti-Small Peni. I have not flip-flopped. I will not flip-flop.

If there were 20 small peni gathered in one place, I would be anti them all. Even if the bearers of the peni had blow (if I were into that sort of thing) and/or porsches (likely) and/or awesome HDTV set-ups and/or billions of dollars and/or model good looks. I'd start paraphrasing Green Eggs and Ham right now, but I think you get the drift here.

No offence (... penske ... sniff ... ) to those small penis dudes following this board. Not that any of you would admit it anyway. Maybe if you just admitted the problem, Bilmore would forward you an e-mail with penis enhancement options.

One Thing I Want To Know
 

Even a plasma TV with HDTV and Tivo pre-programmed to pick up all reality shows and whatever other crap you watch?

What's your position on fingerling potatoes?

One Thing I Want To Know
 

let me be the first....

Of course, height I am 99th percentile, but penis length only 87th and girth only 83th percentile! I guess my wife LIKED my personality, and found me funny.

Pans and Potato Salad
 

This is so nineteenth century.

All carbs.

Now I'm cooking with gas
 

Why do you like those so much? I'm more of a dark-sheet-to-encourage-browning kind of gal. If I'm cooking something that really really really shouldn't be browned, I use an insulated baking sheet. But I don't like the pebbled surface of those Doughmakers ones; mine are all smooth.

My regular cookie sheets are nonstick noninsulated ones from Kaiser Bakeware. I just got a Calphalon Bakeware jelly roll pan from Amazon's clearance section. I'll let you know how it works out.

tm

Now I'm cooking with gas
 

I'll guard you there, dear. I only hang with the abstinent.

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You said fingerling. Heh.

Pans and Potato Salad
 

Hard-boiled eggs? 10 of those in a recipe that has about 5 lbs of potatoes. Plus don't forget all the good vegetable oil fat in the mayonnaise (there is some of this, as well as the boiled dressing). It's actually a pretty Atkins-friendly dish. :)

tm

Pans and Potato Salad
 

It's potato salad.

Who eats that anymore?

(ETA - 39 lbs and counting, all because I laid off potatos. Sorry, I'm biased.)

One Thing I Want To Know
 

What exactly is a small penis? Obviously, the 3 inch one that RT's "friend" is facing is one thing. But where's the dividing line between acceptable and too small? Is there a (heh) sliding scale?

(It's all academic. Mrs. Not Bob is stuck with me, irregardless (ha!) of the answer. I'm just idly curious.)