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sebastian_dangerfield 10-15-2005 12:42 PM
return of GA polling?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
There wasn't a single goddamn thing about this movie that was good except the fact it was about AIDS.
Everyone has AIDS!
AIDS AIDS AIDS!
AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS!
Everyone has AIDS!

And so this is the end of our story
And everyone is dead from AIDS
It took from me my best friend
My only true pal
My only bright star (he died of AIDS)

Well I'm gonna march on Washington
Lead the fight and charge the brigades
There's a hero inside of all of us
I'll make them see everyone has AIDS

My father (AIDS!)
My sister (AIDS!)
My uncle and my cousin and her best friend (AIDS AIDS AIDS!)
The gays and the straights
And the white and the spades

Everyone has AIDS!
My grandma and my dog 'ol blue (AIDS AIDS AIDS)
The pope has got it and so do you (AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS)
C'mon everybody we got quilting to do (AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS)
We gotta break down these baricades, everyone has
AIDS! x 20

futbol fan 10-15-2005 12:55 PM
Weekend All Downhill From Here
 
90 minutes of cursing and now? Back to the mines. Fucking Paul Telfer.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 10-15-2005 02:07 PM
I don't see her much since she started with horses.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Ha. You think its that easy, don't you? I have to actually win the motherfuckers.

ETA: Just scan some boxes and give yourself a 1.2 for doc review. Then throw together two boilerplate motions and give yourself a pair of 1.4s for motion prep. Thats a fair Saturday.
Done. 6 hours billed in 35 minutes. Thanks.

Atticus Grinch 10-15-2005 07:23 PM
Recommended.
 
A recent Fark photoshop contest challenged participants to redesign movie posters so they accurately portray the experience of seeing the movie.

Warning: Contains spoilers of numerous movies, most of which you weren't going to see anyway.

Link. (Spree: All of the photoshops are SFW per usual policy, but other content on Fark website often is NSFW.)

Atticus Grinch 10-16-2005 12:06 AM
Happiness may be a warm puppy (hi, RP!), but satisfaction is a belly full of expensive steak and cheap red wine while watching your alma mater beat a nationally ranked team from a mutherfuckin' red state with a racist mascot. In HD.

Life is not good, but parts of it are simply excellent.

sebastian_dangerfield 10-16-2005 11:05 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Happiness may be a warm puppy (hi, RP!), but satisfaction is a belly full of expensive steak and cheap red wine while watching your alma mater beat a nationally ranked team from a mutherfuckin' red state with a racist mascot. In HD.

Life is not good, but parts of it are simply excellent.
I hate that team as much as anyone. In fact, I want them to be beaten thoroughly week in, week out, so the coach of the team I like can surpass their coach in total wins.

HOWEVER, to call their mascot racist is pretty damned gay. These bullshit debates about mascots like theirs - created by self-important politically correct pains in the asses with nothing better to do - also insult (and undermine the credibility of the valid claims of) people who suffer actual, real racism.

Atticus Grinch 10-16-2005 12:52 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
HOWEVER, to call their mascot racist is pretty damned gay. These bullshit debates about mascots like theirs - created by self-important politically correct pains in the asses with nothing better to do - also insult (and undermine the credibility of the valid claims of) people who suffer actual, real racism.
Until the Padres really live into their mascot and start passing out wafers during the 7th Inning Stretch for a communal mass, and the Lord Jeffs to engage in decadent acts of buggery during halftime*, there is no justice.

*Or the UTEP Miners. I'm not picky.

Atticus Grinch 10-16-2005 01:12 PM
Downside: You are 17 years old and are a dead ringer for a porn star.

Upside: You are about to turn 18 and are a dead ringer for a porn star.

bold_n_brazen 10-16-2005 08:26 PM
I don't see her much since she started with horses.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Done. 6 hours billed in 35 minutes. Thanks.
So it's true.... lawyers can't do math.

bold_n_brazen 10-16-2005 08:28 PM
This Just In...Glad I passed on those break dancing classes my friend took
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sunnybunny
Vivaldi part was awesome. Jazz set at end sucked ass. I never would have pegged it that way. Asian stringed instrument players just can't improvise.


My new slam piece probably doesn't even know how to click on a link, let alone send one. He still can't figure out how to send text messages. I doubt he's reading the onion. but, he's hung like a horse AND doesn't collect lunchboxes, so he's at least two up on the old bf, so we forgive him.
Slam piece? Slam piece?

bold_n_brazen 10-16-2005 08:29 PM
This Just In...Glad I passed on those break dancing classes my friend took
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sunnybunny
Eight to be precise. 8 horses.

We...humanity.
Next time I need to pull a stagecoach or get Cinderella to the ball, I know who I'm calling.

eta: I apologize for my impersonation of Atticus... I've been away for the weekend and feel I've got an awful lot to say.

sebastian_dangerfield 10-16-2005 10:24 PM
This Just In...Glad I passed on those break dancing classes my friend took
 
Quote:
Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Slam piece? Slam piece?
I was thinking the same thing... Last I heard that one, somebody was turning up the volume and hollaring "Hey, you'll love this new band... this tune they do called 'But Anyway' fuckin' rocks!"

Hank Chinaski 10-16-2005 10:54 PM
I don't see her much since she started with horses.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
Speaking of, I was talking to a guy who had seen the video of the guy in Chehalis whose colon was perforated by that horse dick - and he filmed it. You all remember that story right? Well this guy tells me that he's seen some disturbing things in his life, but this, by far, was the most disturbing thing he'd ever seen. He had no idea that horse dicks were so huge, and that he was impressed that this guy had taken so much of it before he died.
EOS.
If you didn't have the rule against hanging around people who drive pick up trucks, you might actually see a horse every so often. And anyone who has spent time at www.ratemypoo.com (unless you work in the water dept. legal office- not work friendly) knows how much volume a man's colon can take (or hold)- and it is impressive, believe me.

Penske_Account 10-17-2005 09:10 AM
Nice!
 
Quote:
Originally posted by LessinSF
Who is in Hawaii today?

http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg....ZeqKZdIORObw--
Not me, I wish I was, although my view of the Pacific from my room in Santa Cruz is okay too.

Str8 moment: I do know at least 4 people in the underware picture though. Good times good times.

Penske_Account 10-17-2005 09:13 AM
I don't see her much since she started with horses.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
. And anyone who has spent time at www.ratemypoo.com (unless you work in the water dept. legal office- not work friendly) knows how much volume a man's colon can take (or hold)- and it is impressive, believe me.

Also anyone who has stayed at the Ritz-carlton in Cleveland has the same knowledge.


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