Mojitos?
 

Hey baby!

Mojitos?
 

Doing pretty good. I'm doing some traveling for work these days, so I'm getting more peace than usual.

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Your avatar should be a six of bud ice or whatever your drink perhaps superimposed over a trailer? :)

Sex after Pride Parade on Saturday will be legal.
 

Bowers Overturned.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp.../scotus_sodomy

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I tried to bring my beloved Bud, Thrashers and Braves together but alas I am incapable of creating an avatar and thus am stuck with whatever is available here. :sobbing:

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People in Akron LOVE Sex and the City.

They don't like it when you call it Sex and Ohio.

They sure are sensitive about being square.

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Sebastian, will you attend the Sadie Hawkins dance with me?

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[My Amstel Light, zinfy drinking friend]

1. No, but she probably fits the web site definition of a Masshole.

2. Any suggestions beyond its ability to amuse you? Are you sure that my screen name is okay? I only aim to please.

Mojitos?
 

All I really know about you is that yo uare from Mass and that you are in a period of online dating. Perhaps a pciture of Ted Kennedy?

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I'm technically challenged, fuck me. And yes, the article was long, but I fell asleep before I finished reading it, so it really didn't seem long to me.

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That is an idea. Which avatar didn't you understand? The shark one was kind of obvious, sharks being lawyers. The really cute ones were to piss off TM and the others were just random pictures people sent me.

The present one is pretty obvious, I'm grouchy. Well not today, cause today I can go fly to texas and have sex.

Mojitos?
 

Why would I want to tell you (or anyone else, for that matter) anything else about myself through my avatar/screen name? I thought the point of a sock was to cover the foot.

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I was about to get my hackles up about this apparent slam against the good citizens of the Buckeye State. However after reading it a few times I realized that I'm not even sure what the fuck its supposed to mean.

Good one.

aV

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Not YOU, but your on screen persona. CHeez. Do I hev to explain every thing to you people?

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See, it is self-explanatory.

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Me niether, and I wrote it.

I have nothing against the Buckeye state. Your team won me big $$ against Miami.

Hang on Sloopy.

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BINGO!

Preach on. Heineken is fucking swill. Crisp, tart, swill. I NEVER understand why this crap is served when people want to have good beer at an event. If you want mass marketed beer that everyone knows, there are plenty of great choices. Bass is good. Sam Adams is good. Brooklyn is good. I know some people think that ales are too strong in the taste department (although, drinking pilsners or lagers, or whatever budweiser and heineken are, is like drinking light beer as far as I'm concerned), but let the thrashers of the world drink bud. There should always be a choice of beers which incorporate the tastes of people who actually like the taste of beer and not water. Rolling Rock is similar. Corona I can stand if I have to drink beer that tastes like diluted crap.

TM

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I believe our Tourism Dept. has made this its new slogan. I can't wait for the bumper stickers!

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Until I learn NOT to answer honestly when asked "do you like this new shirt?", flying to Texas may be my best bet, too, 'cuz it ain't gonna happen in Minnesota.

At least for a day or two.

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Oh, I'm sure that the newly resurrected Westheimer Street Festival is going to be very interesting on Saturday, especially since it will be immediately followed by the Pride Parade.

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See you there. I'll be the one chanting "We're here, you're queer, NTTAWWT!"

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Oh, bilmore. If your wife asks "do you like my new shirt?" she means, "why didn't you notice and compliment my new shirt earlier you insensitive asshole? Am I fucking invisible?" She is then wondering if she has become totally sexually unappealing and you are in danger of straying with the babysitter, and the correcting fucking answer is "It's great! You look really sexy in it!"

Dumbass. :rolleyes:

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So, does NTTAWWT sound like "ant - twat" or "net-aught"??

edited to note that it might sound funny to say "We're here, you're queer, ant twat."

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I'll give it a shot and let you know how it goes over.

Those Nutty Angels
 

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,90467,00.html

Spree: The cast of Charlie's Angels 2: Full Throttle came to New York last night for their premiere, but they left with tarnished halos. The actresses — Cameron Diaz, Drew Barrymore, and Lucy Liu — as well as their personal publicists, all perhaps sensing a critical trouncing despite a big box office, decided to keep the press far away.

It's always so lovely when the Hollywood people come to New York with their mediocre pictures and treat the press like a virus. They just don't get it. I will explain.



The horror -- who'da thunk that Ashton can't dance?
:eek:

Mojitos?
 

You are knowingly comparing a pilsner to 3 brown ales. You may as well compare Scotch with Gin.

So why not suggest some lagers. Or Stouts. Or English Bitters. IMHO, all of which are more enjoyable than Ales.

Another cheap American brand

Gimme a Tsingtao

Sex after Pride Parade on Saturday will be legal.
 

Glad to see the decision, but I have to admit I thought Bowers v. Hardwick always had one of the more funny and appropriate case captions... NTTAWWT or ant twat or netawoot or whatever...

Sex after Pride Parade on Saturday will be legal.
 

Oh, hell, I never caught that before.

That is good.

Those Nutty Angels
 

Why because he's a gangly straight white guy? Hmm. Yeah, that was a news flash. By the way, is that news?

And your comment about the ant twat made me laugh out loud, and when people walk by your office and see you laughing at a computer screen, they really do think you've gone over the deep end. Not that they didn't already, but I think this seals the deal for me. When people tell others that I'm out to lunch, there's always that pause....

:dance:

Swimmin' pools...Movie stars
 

full story right here by the cement pond
Buddy Ebsen, who portrayed poor mountaineer Jed Clampett on the '60s TV series "The Beverly Hillbillies," was admitted to a hospital for an undisclosed illness.

It wasn't known when Ebsen, 95, was checked into Torrance Memorial Medical Center but hospital spokeswoman Ann O'Brien told The Daily Breeze of Torrance for Thursday's editions that the actor's "condition is good."

OK, all you people who said that MaryAnn from Gilligan's Island was hot were sort of right. She couldn't hold a candle to Ellie May.

:cool:

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Actually, I figured that the tearing up of the movie and its actresses was the news -- I pulled out the Ashton bit to point out that it wasn't.

In other star news -- Queen Latifah reportedly got a boob reduction. The article I read called her DDs cumbersome and unmanageable. Cumbersome, maybe sometimes (but not any time that involves sex). Unmanageable, no way but you gotta get to them when they are little and teach those puppies who the boss is. My DDs respect their mommy and would never pull any bullshit that would lead them to be referred to as unmanageable.

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Yes. The humor value of this to someone who doesn't watch the simpsons is approximately equal to having a long-winded signature containing dialog from a movie.

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RP

I have to admit, I'm not "down" with all the hip lingo (even though I know that even using the word "hip" is unhip, much like Paigow's theorem on the use of "classy"), so I appreciate any and all updates you can give me, fishizzle.

Regards,

Flinty (your lingo challenged pal) McFlint

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Actually, I always thought your moniker was cute, for the reasons I previously stated. And I knew the Simpsons live in Springfiled. That is pretty unfunny and unwitty bc it is so unoriginal.

My favorite location is Not From Here's Not Here. Simple yet makes me laugh.

Those signatures are pretty annoying, yes?

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It's a funny thing, but IPA tastes fucking disgusting outside the four walls of an Indian restaurant. Since several bad IPA experiences, I'd never thought to pick up a six of Tsingtao at a supermarket, or ask for a Sapporo at a bar, on the theory that all ethnic beers suffer the same need for context.

But now you've got me intrigued, and I might pick up a big-ass Asahi on the way home, though I'd really hate to be sipping beer and watching porn and suddenly get a jones on for anago sushi with nowhere to get it at 3 a.m. This ain't Manhattan, you know.

Swimmin' pools...Movie stars
 

Ellie Mae was hot, and her dad was a multi-millionaire, but two things: One she could kick your ass- she was always beating up Jethro, and he could kick your ass. Two, the whole critters thing could turn creepy. Otherwise, she's great. My favorite was always Marilyn Munster because she has the humble, I'm very plain thing going on.

Singha is pretty good stuff, and it tastes even better when eating at most Thai restaurants, which are usually incredibly cheap...

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We aim to please.

Is that a Bug?
 

From the No-Brainer Dept.

Jury finds 'windshield death' defendant guilty

http://www.cnn.com/2003/LAW/06/26/wi...ath/index.html

aV

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The more serious problem with SATC was put far more succinctly on the Stalin Board by an angry young man whose name now eludes me, and it goes like this: "Roger Daltrey with tits." That, and I haven't wanted to nail Kim Cattrall since "Mannekin"; Cynthia Nixon is just plain funny looking, though probably a nice person; and Kristin Davis, while very pretty, turns me off because her character is annoying and unappealling.

Finally, there is a gaping plot hole in SATC. None of these women, if they existed in real life, would be friends with each other. They would never meet at the coffee shop, never call each other on the phone. It's glaringly obvious.