Ignore lists
 

Careful, dtb, people might start ignoring you.

My ignore list has Self Emplyed Fluffer (though sadly I can still see his stupid moniker and note when he posts) and AdL bc of the annoying gigantic photos on his otherwise worthless posts. Makes scrolling past the posts quicker. I like the ignore function. JustForFUns posts are very long without having any entertainment value. Em may be next.

Re: Fake Tits and Str**sand
 

Darlin, we already have a paigow. Get a new act. I was about to make you ignore person number three, but now I have to monitor you for being a cheap paigow imitator. Or as EvenOdds said to me over PM, a pretender to the throne.

AI (or how to break up PP's serial posts)
 

Ruuuuuuben suuuuuuuuucked. Totally. He is totally hot but doesn't have the "it" necessary to be an American Idol.

Carmen was awesome. She is the best singer left on the show. They should just give her the recording contract right now.

Ricky will be the next Barry White with that sexy demeanor and smooth voice.

Kimberly Caldwell is fugly which is a shame b/c it really detracts from her great voice. She needs more time with the Ab-roller.

Clay is a hunka burnin' love but needs voice lessons.

Kimberly Locke is a hottie. She should skip AI and go straight to Playboy spreads.

Josh was fantastic - he IS disco. I had goosebumps.

Trenyce makes Whitney Houston sound like Britney Spears.

I want Corey back.


b(wait, it's not April Fools Day anymore, is it? damn)l

AI -- the Biggest Disappointment
 

I really wanted to hear Clay embrace his true nature and sing YMCA.

Ignore lists
 

Wow. Ignored by a self-absorbed nut case. Maybe I should thank her?

AI -- the Biggest Disappointment
 

What's funny is that, gay or not, that boy could be having sex with 100 women a day right now, and still not be able to keep up with the line outside his door. And if he IS gay, then I bet he would have no problems getting the men either. So either way, he is set. Although it must suck if he really is straight to have so many mock him for his perceived sexuality.

b(poor baby, I could comfort him)l

AI -- the Biggest Disappointment
 

One gets the feeling that barely could stumble into Woodys or Buddies or Partners and find a roomful of hot men and no beautiful women to compete with and just marvel at her luck. NTTAWWT.

And did Ryan Seacrest (i even hatehis last name, so cheezy) out himself by admitting that he loves its raining men and sang along, or is he already out? You can tell that he makes Simon's skin crawl and I am not sure whether it is his general unctuousness or if Simon is a little homophobic. Assuming its the former, I agree with just about everything that guy says and admire the way he just lays it on the line.

Disco ball
 

The one thing that bothers me about Ruben in those damn shirts. Anyone else agree? How much better would it have been last night if Ruben had been wearing a nice (70s evoking) suit? It would be a good move for him to dump the shirts for something dressier (and more flattering) until the last night, then pull out the 305 to go oldschool.

Jennifer Garner -- Available
 

Garner, Foley: Splitsville

"Jennifer Garner has a new alias: single gal.

The Alias star, currently kicking butt on the big screen in Daredevil, has split with Felicitygrad Scott Foley, her husband of two-plus years, the couple's publicist announced Tuesday. "

Full story:

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...celeb_eo/11547

Jennifer Garner -- Available
 

Thats nice, but I didnt know she had married the Kid int he Hall. I thought she married Scott Speedman, whoever that is.

Classic case of beautiful restaurant hostess gets tv gig and some celeb, marries guy on his way out, and then gets seriously successful.

AI -- the Biggest Disappointment
 

Actually, IRL Ryan and Simon are supposedly good friends, and there are pictures in some magazine of the two of them vacationing together between the first and second AIs. So if Ryan makes Simon's "skin crawl", I think it's in the Clay way.

AI -- the Biggest Disappointment
 

Is Simon a gay? I know Ryan Shavedchest keeps referring to his gf but I have to wonder if he thinks Simon might really be gay and is taunting him. Reminds me of that internet site, gay or european?

Jennifer Garner -- Available
 

Um, I don't know if you are joking, but the Kid in the Hall is Dave Foley.

aV

Jennifer Garner -- Available
 

Oh man, classic J. Lo. Next she'll move up to a slightly higher-grade male starlet, then divorce him for someone even higher up the food chain. Colin Farrell maybe? He's up and coming... No, Gwyneth Paltrow recently dissed him at a party and he just knocked someone up anyway...

Jennifer Garner -- Available
 

Who says she's the one doing the splitting? I think it's probably just as likely that he's leaving her because he can't handle the fact that he is Mr. Jennifer Garner now, especially given that she was a nobody when they met and married.