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ltl/fb 04-04-2003 05:54 PM
House situation
 
Quote:
Originally posted by bilmore
When was I NOT relaxed and fun?
Lately.

see also diva's comments.

bilmore 04-04-2003 05:59 PM
House situation
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
Lately.
"Lately" like, "Thursday", or "lately" like, "in the 2000's"?

(Actually, I've been considering that maybe my discovery of the politics board has corrupted my posting. Maybe it's time . . .)

evenodds 04-04-2003 06:06 PM
Bilmore Sees the Light
 
Quote:
Originally posted by bilmore
(Actually, I've been considering that maybe my discovery of the politics board has corrupted my posting. Maybe it's time . . .)
Yes, it's time to come home to the FB where you only need think about music, sex, reality tv, sex, proper pubic grooming, sex, movies, sex, and books.

Oh, and fashion.

Brief announcement:

At some point this afternoon around page 66, we hit a 1000 posts.

Mister_Ruysbroeck 04-04-2003 06:06 PM
The effects of steroids on men
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Not Bob
Jesus. Who knew that I was doing it wrong?
In addition to Jesus, your wife knows you're doing it wrong.

Tyrone Slothrop 04-04-2003 06:08 PM
Bilmore Sees the Light
 
Quote:
Originally posted by evenodds
Brief announcement:

At some point this afternoon around page 66, we hit a 1000 posts.
By my count at the time, AdL got the first K here.

Mister_Ruysbroeck 04-04-2003 06:11 PM
Bilmore Sees the Light
 
Quote:
Originally posted by evenodds

At some point this afternoon around page 66, we hit a 1000 posts.
Pages are dependant on how many posts per page people are viewing.

I, for example, only have 28 pages in this thread.

Not Bob 04-04-2003 06:13 PM
The effects of steroids on men
 
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
It's all about context.

Obviously, if the fun and games involve former govt's courtesy-of-Judy-Blume boobies, my version makes sense.
Well, I don't think that I dated former gov't, so any confusion certainly can't be blamed on her. (Or Judy Blume, for that matter.)

Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy If, however, you're talking about fun and games in the basement with your chemistry set (you had one, I know you did) then you should go with your version.
Believe it or not, although I was a major geek as a kid, I never had a chemistry set. I wanted one, but as older brother Not Nick had already caused explosions in the neighborhood with the set he borrowed from Jimmy O'Leary, the request was denied by the parents.

evenodds 04-04-2003 06:15 PM
Bilmore Sees the Light
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
Pages are dependant on how many posts per page people are viewing.

I, for example, only have 28 pages in this thread.
Always the smart-ass, aren't you?

Using the default view, it's around 66.

Thanks, Ty for keeping up with it. I was in the midst of a very, very long lunch and not thinking about y'all.

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone 04-04-2003 06:20 PM
House situation
 
Quote:
Originally posted by leagleaze
So a friend (yes it really is a friend) has found out that there a spring has developed under em's house.

Em is getting all sorts of different advice from plumbers and the like, but wants to get a better handle on what this means for the future value of the house when em decides to sell it.

Has anyone heard of or dealt with such a thing?
Call it a water feature, and increase the future value of the house. Easy.

Replaced_Texan 04-04-2003 06:20 PM
House situation
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
I've heard of it. In theory, they can divert the spring so that it doesn't come up under the house. But in theory, communism works. Like communism, moving the spring is potentially very expensive. I believe it involves installing pipes under the foundation to capture the flow, and then installing some sort of water barrier over the top, and below the foundation, to keep any residual water from bubbling up. They're likely to recommend some waterproofing in the basement as well. Needless to say, don't install wall to wall carpet down there.

As for value, it depends on whether em discloses (which of course em must, or risk a fraud claim) and how good the remediation is. If it all works out, the decline in value should be fairly small. And maybe em can market "Em Springs Water" and make a buck or two.

Damn coal mines.
Communism is just a red herring.

Mister_Ruysbroeck 04-04-2003 06:21 PM
Bilmore Sees the Light
 
Quote:
Originally posted by evenodds
Always the smart-ass, aren't you?
smart-ass, dumb-ass, jackass.

take your pick.

robustpuppy 04-04-2003 06:25 PM
House situation
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Communism is just a red herring.
Badumbump.

I'd have written "rim shot," but I feared the consequences.

SlaveNoMore 04-04-2003 06:33 PM
It's Friday...
 
What happened? Where's the fighting?
:shrug:


Where's the

:9mm:

or the :bang:



not7y(and fuck Bilmore)S

TexLex 04-04-2003 06:35 PM
It's Friday...
 
Quote:
Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
What happened? Where's the fighting?
:shrug:

Where's the

:9mm:

or the :bang:

not7y(and fuck Bilmore)S
Fuck you.

-T(Is that better?)L

Alex_de_Large 04-04-2003 06:35 PM
Bilmore Sees the Light
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Tyrone_Slothrop
By my count at the time, AdL got the first K here.

Wooo-hoo!

Mister_Ruysbroeck 04-04-2003 06:37 PM
It's Friday...
 
Quote:
Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
What happened? Where's the fighting?
:shrug:
kiss my white :mr:

fucker.

edit: I guess it's yellow.

c2ed 04-04-2003 06:39 PM
It's Friday...
 
Quote:
Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
What happened? Where's the fighting?
:shrug:


Where's the

:9mm:

or the :bang:



not7y(and fuck Bilmore)S
Shouldn't you be out at happy hour by now?

C(I know I'm headed there soon myself....)deuced

Alex_de_Large 04-04-2003 06:39 PM
MR http://smilies.networkessence.net/s/cwm/cwm/piss.gif

robustpuppy 04-04-2003 06:42 PM
It's Friday...
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
kiss my white :mr:

fucker.

edit: I guess it's yellow.
Sigh. I knew this would happen.

Mister_Ruysbroeck 04-04-2003 06:45 PM
It's Friday...
 
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
Sigh. I knew this would happen.
stop whining and show us your TITS!

SlaveNoMore 04-04-2003 06:50 PM
It's Friday...
 
Quote:
TexLex
Fuck you.

Is that better?
Much.

But with my reputation around these parts, I'd might have used a different insult.

not7y(I am not a number...I am a free man)S

Replaced_Texan 04-04-2003 06:57 PM
Link fu
 
Quote:
Originally posted by dtb
Did you make that up? Or is it a well-known term of art? Either way -- I :love: it!!
FWIW, a friend of mine with an amazing ability to find fucked up stuff on the web calls his gift "link-fu"

Some examples of his work (spree, none of these sites are pornographic or otherwise explicit, just weird):

Depressed Victorian Goth Dude + Cute Baloon Sidekick = Hilarity!

People are always saying Japanese pop culture cannot possibly get any weirder. These people are wrong.

I thought I had found the coolest news story ever on Yahoo News, until I saw the source.

There is a comic book called Battle Pope. It's about exactly what it sounds like.

Best picture ever.

Assorted kitty pictures

Geeky animation

Dance lessons

Have a good weekend everyone.

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone 04-04-2003 07:00 PM
Bilmore Sees the Light
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
smart-ass, dumb-ass, jackass.

take your pick.
Don't forget lick-ass.

Ollie (sorry, old habits die hard and all that; and yes, I shouldn't even swing at the softballs) Ramone

TexLex 04-04-2003 07:00 PM
It's Friday...
 
Quote:
Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Much.

But with my reputation around these parts, I'd might have used a different insult.

not7y(I am not a number...I am a free man)S
Then go fuck yourself.

Closer?

-T(I sense you find my mullet attractive?)L

Alex_de_Large 04-04-2003 07:00 PM
Link fu
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan Have a good weekend everyone.
See ya. I'm out too.

http://12.22.222.15/partners/advocac...es/weekend.gif

Tyrone Slothrop 04-04-2003 07:07 PM
I heart RT's links.

Flinty_McFlint 04-04-2003 07:21 PM
FYI
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Thanks for the link. A pair of boots that I liked but neglected to buy during the winter were there and on sale.
Good, I'm glad you found something you liked. They have sales like that periodically, if I had known beofre 3/31, we could have gotten a free shipping coupon as well. Oh well, enjoy.

taxwonk 04-04-2003 08:00 PM
Paging pretty little second grader
 
Quote:
Originally posted by bilmore
Jesus. More?
Yep. I was getting bored with the lines at airports, so I got a defibrillator put in. I'm beginning to think my cardiologist has Von Munchausen's Disease, and I hold the proxy.

leagleaze 04-04-2003 08:03 PM
Thanks re spring in house
 
I appreciate the comments (both helpful and funny) I'll share them with my friend.

Have a good weekend everyone. I'll be checking in of course to make sure everything is ok, but hopefully, not posting much.

Leagl

str8outavannuys 04-04-2003 08:22 PM
RT's links
 
I also heart RT's links and forwarded them on to all my contacts. The only downside is that now I'm going to be singing "Show Me . . . Show You" for the rest of the evening and dreaming about Japanese fish-headed superheroes. Well, it could be worse.

str(it could be raining)8 (thunderclap).

taxwonk 04-04-2003 08:26 PM
In defense of Elvis
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Wonk,

I can see how from your perspective that statement seems outrageously coarse.

First, keep in mind that I often post fast, and sometimes the words just rip from the fingers with abandon. I used to think about editing myself, but that ain't me. Clearly, I can't anticipate all the possible maladies of those who may read what I write. If I offended you, please understand, it was not personal, and I certainly wish you only the very speediest of recovery. I cna't really fathom what its like to have to deal with your situation. I've no doubt you've a depth of character far beyond that of a cat as lucky as I in respect to health. Fuck... that was a wordy mea culpa...

That said, I probably won't eat those words someday. I offer no quarter to those of perfect health who become unsightly. I am rEdiculously undisciplined and will probably suffer early liver disease for it, but I think the base line for everyone should be to keep themselves in respectable shape. You don't have to be Naomi Campbell or Brad Pitt, but draw the goddamn line. I've been to Europe. I don't see lardarse mommies abound or huge beer guts everywhere. We eat too goddamn much and sit on our asses too much.

Me, I'm that obsessed with staying respectable looking that yes, if need be, I will have the fat sucked out of me.

S(I have fat family members... and I've had a phobia of looking like them since I was a little kid)D
Seb,

I think that keeping in shape is great. I do what I can to keep myself in the best shape I can. But I venture to guess that once you and Mrs. Seb start having sprogs, you'll find the appearance/risking your life for lipo calculus may change a bit.

I am also a bit worried about a world where Liv Tyler is deemed a plus-sized model and Courthey Thorne-Smith is hounded off of Ally McBeal for refusing to turn into a popsicle stick.

coup_d'skek 04-04-2003 08:58 PM
Carnies
 
Quote:
Originally posted by dtb
Call me crazy, but I think <<serena>>'s pretty and has a beautiful smile. She is a ... um, powerful woman, but I don't think that means she can't be considered pretty.
I agree serena's pretty. She's not that powerful though. There was this woman in my college that played soccer and bench 300. She was powerful.

coup_d'skek 04-04-2003 09:01 PM
I am squishing your head, rimmer
 
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
squish squish squish
Right that gatti hasn't shitstomped you, but he is funnier than you. So are two other partners that knock you, frenchie and jfts. and frenchie definitely has shitstomped you.

Adder 04-04-2003 11:08 PM
Female Tennis Players
 
Quote:
Originally posted by bilmore
In women, development of masculine characteristics, such as decreased body fat and breast size, deepening of the voice, excessive growth of body hair and loss of scalp hair, severe acne and stunting of bone growth, along with all the emotional stuff, too.
All of which is clearly evident in this picture:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/3...illiams150.jpg

And while I do think she is attractive, she is a tad to muscular for my taste:

http://cnnitalia.it/2002/SPORT/tenni...y.williams.jpg

Ad(not into women who can kick my ass)der

evenodds 04-04-2003 11:54 PM
Link fu
 
Texan, the links were awesome.

Here is my contribution to the link pantheon:

Strong Bad -- a superhero answers your email.

These are a couple of my favorites emails:

Trevor the Vampire:
http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail10.html
(note: has sound)

Frat theme party:
http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail49.html
(note: has sound)

Adder 04-05-2003 12:58 PM
Homestarrunner
 
I have no idea what this quiz is about, but here ya go:



http://www.geocities.com/jurjyfrort/homsar.jpg

leagleaze 04-05-2003 01:39 PM
Homestarrunner
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Adder
I have no idea what this quiz is about, but here ya go:
Only because you didn't look at the very funny links put up by RT and E/O.

Go to http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail.html (watch the sound)

This is my favorite one, for obvious reasons http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail35.html (again sound)


If you are wondering what the hell the kikkoman thing is about here is a version with a translation of sorts

http://yoga.tripod.co.jp/flash/kikkomaso_e.htm

JustForFun 04-05-2003 02:58 PM
Visual Aids, My Dear
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
we're not a simple as you think
While all men are not simple creatures motivated soley by their Id, you, my dear, despite your protestations, are. And there is an ample abundance of evidence to support my position littered throughout these boards.

Your posts here indicate that your entire life is nothing more than one big parasympathetic discharge.

JustForFun 04-05-2003 03:06 PM
Visual Aids, My Dear
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
You are an admitted 40 plus woman
I have never stated that nor have I given a clear indication of my age other than to say I was older than another poster who claimed to be 30.

Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
trawling a chat board for sexual self esteem.
It amuses me to no end when the regular posters on this board attack each other for posting here. Leagle and Ty and the others with the largest numbers of posts must be real losers IRL then according to your rule of thumb for spotting those with low self-esteem.

Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield you intentionally did so to intimate that I'm sexist.
I don't have to intimate anything about you, Sebby. Your posts out you all by themselves.

leagleaze 04-05-2003 03:11 PM
Why thank you JFF. I appreciate you using the site I am running both to insult me and as the reason to do so.


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