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ltl/fb

07-23-2009 05:40 PM

Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth

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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 395090)

what color you getting?

I declined to make the choice and deferred to dentist, who probably went with ivory/tooth-colored.

I don't think insurance would pay for diamonds, and I do not control my own purse-strings, so it's useless to pressure me.

LessinSF

07-23-2009 06:44 PM

Re: Perfect game for my favorite pitcher!

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Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) (Post 395100)

That was a great catch in the ninth.

Listen to the embarrassing homer call after the final out here - http://msn.foxsports.com/video/MLB?v...8-ba014fbac200

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

07-23-2009 08:58 PM

Re: Perfect game for my favorite pitcher!

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Originally Posted by LessinSF (Post 395111)

Listen to the embarrassing homer call after the final out here - http://msn.foxsports.com/video/MLB?v...8-ba014fbac200

I haven't heard Hawk Harrelson much of late, but that doesn't strike me as anything new.

Adder

07-23-2009 09:51 PM

Re: Perfect game for my favorite pitcher!

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Originally Posted by LessinSF (Post 395111)

Listen to the embarrassing homer call after the final out here - http://msn.foxsports.com/video/MLB?v...8-ba014fbac200

I didn't see/hear anything embarrassing.

LessinSF

07-23-2009 10:32 PM

Re: Perfect game for my favorite pitcher!

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Originally Posted by adder (Post 395122)

i didn't see/hear anything embarrassing.

Yes!!! Yes!!! Yes!!! Yes!!! Yes!!!

Hank Chinaski

07-23-2009 10:57 PM

Re: Perfect game for my favorite pitcher!

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Originally Posted by LessinSF (Post 395123)

Yes!!! Yes!!! Yes!!! Yes!!! Yes!!!

slave said something like this with P, and he was having sex for probably the 100th time, at least. How many perfect games have there been?

LessinSF

07-24-2009 12:09 AM

Re: Perfect game for my favorite pitcher!

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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 395124)

slave said something like this with P, and he was having sex for probably the 100th time, at least. How many perfect games have there been?

Would his so-called "call" have been the same if the opposing team had pitched it?

Jack Manfred

07-24-2009 12:46 AM

Re: Rainbow Conspiracy

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Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 394921)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Sq-V...layer_embedded

sfw.

TM

I blame the gays for all the rainbows. About 20 years ago is when gay people started wearing them, and now they're everywhere.

Fugee

07-24-2009 08:23 AM

Re: Perfect game for my favorite pitcher!

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Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) (Post 395118)

I haven't heard Hawk Harrelson much of late, but that doesn't strike me as anything new.

If that was Hawk, it was downright low key for him.

I've never seen a perfect game. It's got to be exciting for the home team fans and the local announcers are definitely in that group.

Hank Chinaski

07-24-2009 08:47 AM

Re: Perfect game for my favorite pitcher!

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Originally Posted by LessinSF (Post 395125)

Would his so-called "call" have been the same if the opposing team had pitched it?

in court do you relate stuff neutrally to the jury, or does the fact that only one side is paying you influence your delivery?

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

07-24-2009 09:50 AM

Re: Perfect game for my favorite pitcher!

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Originally Posted by LessinSF (Post 395125)

Would his so-called "call" have been the same if the opposing team had pitched it?

Let's get paigs and a strap-on into Slave's kitchen and find out.

Did you just call me Coltrane?

07-24-2009 10:39 AM

Re: Perfect game for my favorite pitcher!

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Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) (Post 395118)

I haven't heard Hawk Harrelson much of late, but that doesn't strike me as anything new.

Exactly. Although he has gotten worse in the past 5 years. Hawk the Caricature is taking over Hawk the Real Person. But the guy really does love the White Sox.

Did you just call me Coltrane?

07-24-2009 10:41 AM

Re: Perfect game for my favorite pitcher!

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Originally Posted by LessinSF (Post 395125)

Would his so-called "call" have been the same if the opposing team had pitched it?

He definitely would have been excited and would have congratulated the pitcher, but he wouldn't have gone nearly as crazy.

Luckily, his color guy is Steve Stone, who is outstanding.

taxwonk

07-24-2009 11:22 AM

Re: Company Denies Its Robots Feed On The Dead.

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Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy (Post 395038)

Let's see if healthcare reform passes first.

I think you're failing to read between the lines, here.

Did you just call me Coltrane?

07-24-2009 11:50 AM

Re: Perfect game for my favorite pitcher!

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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 395101)

I'll be there Sunday:)

with my in-laws:(

we cannot hit for shit right now. our pitchers are getting screwed. the yankees swept us against great pitching (both ways) then, last night, a guy got a no decision on a 1 hitter because our bullpen* cannot stop shit.

Leyland has got to be getting close to saying "i'm leaving the starter in until the 9th, no matter how many pitches he throws as long as he is in the game."

*our closer is okay, but the setup is horrible.

Does Leyland still sneak smokes in the dugout?

Fugee

07-24-2009 12:29 PM

Best wedding processional ever?

At least one of the most fun looking....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-94J...Dc87DUiacyKUUr

Replaced_Texan

07-24-2009 12:51 PM

Re: Best wedding processional ever?

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Originally Posted by Fugee (Post 395156)

At least one of the most fun looking....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-94J...Dc87DUiacyKUUr

I really like this one: http://vimeo.com/4925027

Fugee

07-24-2009 01:08 PM

Re: Best wedding processional ever?

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Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan (Post 395158)

I really like this one: http://vimeo.com/4925027

The little flower girls and the daughter of the bride or groom were adorable

Hank Chinaski

07-24-2009 02:12 PM

she could be "the one?"

on Facebook, there is a FBettie that is my friend, she has 60 friends, and 30 are "mutual." I do not believe coltrane is her friend, though I finally gave in to his whining.

I digress: Facebook keeps insisting that one of her unknown (to me) friends would be a good friend for me. I had a suggestion in the past for a new friend based upon only 1 mutual friend, BUT he went to my law school. no secondary reason is given with this one.

And the strange part is that it keeps being this one potential friend, the other 29 of her friends that are unknown to me are never suggested.

Weird?

Flinty_McFlint

07-24-2009 02:29 PM

Re: she could be "the one?"

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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 395175)

on Facebook, there is a FBettie that is my friend, she has 60 friends, and 30 are "mutual." I do not believe coltrane is here friends, though I finally gave in to his whining.

I digress: Facebook keeps insisting that one of her unknown (to me) friends would be a good friend for me. I had a suggestion in the past for a new friend based upon only 1 mutual friend, BUT he went to my law school. no secondary reason is given with this one.

And the strange part is that it keeps being this one potential friend, the other 29 of her friends that are unknown to me are never suggested.

Weird?

Not really. Facebook's internal analytics probably have noticed that you both frequently click on the viagra and penis enlargement ads, and tried to match you up.

taxwonk

07-24-2009 02:30 PM

Re: she could be "the one?"

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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 395175)

Translation: I'm popular on other websites. So there.

Hank Chinaski

07-24-2009 02:36 PM

Re: she could be "the one?"

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Originally Posted by Flinty_McFlint (Post 395178)

viagra and penis enlargement ads,

actually that combination would be counter-productive, wouldn't it? cure one or the other.

bold_n_brazen

07-24-2009 03:01 PM

Re: Best wedding processional ever?

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Originally Posted by Fugee (Post 395161)

The little flower girls and the daughter of the bride or groom were adorable

I kind of dig the bride's manicure. I am currently struggling with what to do with my nails at the wedding.

LessinSF

07-24-2009 03:05 PM

Re: Perfect game for my favorite pitcher!

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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 395128)

in court do you relate stuff neutrally to the jury, or does the fact that only one side is paying you influence your delivery?

You have just admitted my point. It was an embarassing homer call.

Fugee

07-24-2009 03:06 PM

Re: Best wedding processional ever?

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Originally Posted by bold_n_brazen (Post 395182)

I kind of dig the bride's manicure. I am currently struggling with what to do with my nails at the wedding.

Just don't go with the freaky eyelash things the bridesmaids had. They scared me. One of them looked like an albino spider.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

07-24-2009 03:17 PM

Re: Perfect game for my favorite pitcher!

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Originally Posted by LessinSF (Post 395184)

You have just admitted my point. It was an embarassing homer call.

It's the home team announcers--it wasn't Jack Buck on national TV. Homers are nothing new on local broadcasts, and Hawk wasn't any worse than the worst of 'em.

Adder

07-24-2009 03:22 PM

Re: Perfect game for my favorite pitcher!

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Originally Posted by LessinSF (Post 395184)

You have just admitted my point. It was an embarassing homer call.

Homer, yes. Embarassing? I still don't see why. He's Chicago's announcer. He doesn't have to be calmly analytical.

Cletus Miller

07-24-2009 03:31 PM

Re: Perfect game for my favorite pitcher!

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Originally Posted by Adder (Post 395192)

Homer, yes. Embarassing? I still don't see why. He's Chicago's announcer. He doesn't have to be calmly analytical.

He's embarassing. That particular call? Less embarassing than many.

Fugee

07-24-2009 03:52 PM

Re: Perfect game for my favorite pitcher!

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Originally Posted by Adder (Post 395192)

Homer, yes. Embarassing? I still don't see why. He's Chicago's announcer. He doesn't have to be calmly analytical.

That guy is never calmly analytical, especially not in games against Central Division rivals. That call is mild compared to some of his I've heard. At least this was in favor of his team. He can get quite heated against the opposing team.

Adder

07-24-2009 03:58 PM

Re: Perfect game for my favorite pitcher!

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Originally Posted by Fugee (Post 395205)

He better not be talkin' smack about Joe Mauer...

ltl/fb

07-24-2009 04:01 PM

Re: she could be "the one?"

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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 395180)

actually that combination would be counter-productive, wouldn't it? cure one or the other.

I can see wanting a big one that gets hard.

ltl/fb

07-24-2009 04:04 PM

Re: she could be "the one?"

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Originally Posted by ltl/fb (Post 395207)

I can see wanting a big one that gets hard.

Now I am thinking of Hank and Flinty as small and limp. Not a good combo.

Hank Chinaski

07-24-2009 04:32 PM

Re: she could be "the one?"

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Originally Posted by ltl/fb (Post 395207)

I can see wanting a big one that gets hard.

did i mention in high school, the girl's would put my phone number on the bathroom wall, with my nick name, "leviathan."

but, viagra essentially corrects a lack of blood flow, and enlargement would increase the necessary amount of blood, so they are working against each other.

bold_n_brazen

07-24-2009 04:36 PM

Re: she could be "the one?"

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Originally Posted by ltl/fb (Post 395207)

I can see wanting a big one that gets hard.

Me too.

Fugee

07-24-2009 04:54 PM

Re: she could be "the one?"

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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 395209)

but, viagra essentially corrects a lack of blood flow, and enlargement would increase the necessary amount of blood, so they are working against each other.

You seem to know a lot about Viagra.

Tyrone Slothrop

07-24-2009 05:48 PM

Re: she could be "the one?"

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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 395209)

did i mention in high school, my nick name, "leviathan."

Because you were solitary, poor, nasty, brutish, and short?

Hank Chinaski

07-24-2009 06:06 PM

Re: she could be "the one?"

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Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop (Post 395216)

Because you were solitary, poor, nasty, brutish, and short?

in college they called me centaur. make a joke about that.

ltl/fb

07-24-2009 06:14 PM

Re: she could be "the one?"

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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 395217)

in college they called me centaur. make a joke about that.

No mocking the horsies!!

Hank Chinaski

07-24-2009 06:24 PM

Re: she could be "the one?"

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Originally Posted by Fugee (Post 395213)

You seem to know a lot about Viagra.

all i know is what i read in spam. unfortunately I get limited advice about human reproductive issues. soon after puberty my doctor referred me to a vet at the detroit zoo for all penis issues.:(

he was the only one in town with the right sized testing equipment etc

ltl/fb

07-24-2009 06:28 PM

Re: she could be "the one?"

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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 395221)

Abnormally huge and limp and eats Spam.

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