I'm part Irish and I like to drink.

The stereotypes must be true.

You also like to give head, which is interesting, since plenty of people refer to Notre Dame as "those cocksuckers."

Knew a guy in law school who went to high school at Hickman High School home of the fighting Kewpie Dolls.

Fags.


http://www.kewpie.us/hhs/template2/i...site_r1_c1.gif

I'm a girl and I like pink.

Cocksucker.

Is the mascot of the Vancouver NHL team offensive to you?

What do you mean by this?

Are you implying that I'm a fat? How else could a whale be offensive?

Boxchewer.

Speaking of which, anybody else notice Pepto Bismal's slogan for its new cherry flavor? Something along the line of "the pink tastes better than you think." Who the fuck greenlighted that one?

(you can see it right here on their website).

It's a very trim whale- i thought it a shark.

It really will boil down to animals or the fat or short that you can use. Like if pygmies were of several races they could be used.

return of GA polling?
 

Insider tidbit about this last line: it was originally written as something like "The Baldwins have got it, and so do the Quaids!"
The legal affairs department of the studio financing Team America thought that this was treading a little too close to the defamation line, and made the filmmakers change it. I think the "Whites and the Spades" line is funnier, just because it's so random, but for the record, I tried to convince my bosses that the original line didn't need changing.

Balt alerted me to the most awesome mascot in the history of mascots, and it pains me that the Scottsdale Community College Fighting Artichokes do not sell gear on their website.

ETA, though you can get Artie plush dolls through their bookstore.

http://images.efollett.com/spirit/v4/178/plain.jpg

http://www.niksula.cs.hut.fi/~rsirok...st_time_12.jpg

http://www.simplyred.com/tour/tourpics/1996.jpg

Do you mean to imply that it doesn't?

That in addition to her affection for penis, she is also a fan of the pink.