Re: kinda like a Mini, but larger
 

Don't listen to him Adder. Drink up. And then find those exchange students. And tell one of them you need help with your texting. They'll think it's so cute an old guy is trying to text.

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 

I did not. I, like many other drunks with insufficient knowledge of the terrain, headed for the biggest, shiniest gin mill we could find.

Re: Um...Hello?
 

Thank you. I recognized the name but couldn't remember what show she was on. Now I don't have to Google her.

Re: Um...Hello?
 

They're fun and delicious.

TM

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 

on the porch at the Grand Hotel, Mackinac Island. the best thing is when a storm comes in off the lake at night. it looks like that is coming up tonight.

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 

Translation: I'm on vacation and you suckers aren't.

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 

On vacation, hooked up to his computer, with nothing better to do than talk with his imaginary friends. At least with Adder, we know it's his iphone. But Hank's too old and his fingers are too pudgy to use one of those.

But, yes, Hank, that is a glorious sight. I wish you thunder and lightning. What are you drinking?

Re: kinda like a Mini, but larger
 

I was going to say about it I'd rather die than drive something like that a mid range Ford, but whatever. I was trying to be nice. We had an R and it looked like a rollerskate on wheels but had a 3rd row. very delicate car. not a suspension like a truck. The gl is nicer. I hate the M. we had an M loaner and felt sardined and it SUCKED GAS hard. wtf? more than GL and less cylinders.

Re: cars. the bluetooth with the HTC EVO: the evo can act as a hotspot for wifi....for a laptop while driving

and then the satellite radio.

I have no use for DVD had that in the R total waste of space and time.

I really want an Audi Q7 or Q5. they are quite pretty. That and saw an ugly old chick on my bus in a Cayenne. wtf? that's a trophy wife car. and the X6 is also fugly looks like an aztec.

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 

should you ever reach my level you will realize that this is how people like me work. penske! represent.

Re: kinda like a Mini, but larger
 

Name a minivan that meets your aesthetic and/or sexual standards, O Wise One. Or am I right in thinking your way of transporting four kids would be two of them in a 1997 Toyota Land Cruiser and the other two in a navy blue E32 7 Series?

Re: kinda like a Mini, but larger
 

Two mini coopers? Oh, right. And they aren't ready for their own Vespas yet?

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 

Didnyou run into the housewife from Atlanta who thinks everyone can be a liberatarian. And who incidently just dropped a pint glass. She seems to like the berry cider with ice?

Re: kinda like a Mini, but larger
 

I admit to the occasional error, but that one was crystal, ya ponce.

Re: kinda like a Mini, but larger
 

Plus, Sebby don't buy new like Charlie don't surf. As you might imagine, the only thing more douchey than the guy who talks about how much his car cost is the guy who talks instead about how much depreciation he avoided.

Re: kinda like a Mini, but larger
 

Doesn't the land cruiser have a 3d row?

Anyway, I assume the way Seb would transport 4 kids is to tell the other parents how much he's been drinking. And then let them figure out how to get the 4 kids to chuck e cheese or wherever.