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Greedy,Greedy,Greedy 12-04-2009 05:30 PM
Re: Welcome back E/O, leagl and Fringey: no one say the name "Penske" 3 times in a ro
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by cheval de frise (Post 409413)
In this country, the only ones who can cause more trouble than lawyers are those involved in organized crime. To the extent they don't overlap.

CDF
I have no doubt that this could be a very nasty group if we set our minds to it. Given our occupation, I'm sure we've all done some rather horrible things of which we shouldn't be proud, yet are.

The horse head is yours. Feces for Flinty.

cheval de frise 12-04-2009 05:33 PM
Re: World cup draw
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop (Post 409415)
Will North Korea's state media find a way to report happy news when they play Brazil, Ivory Coast, and Portugal? That will be quite the challenge.
Well, they can't win unless the Dear Leader himself takes the field. In a magnanimous gesture, he won't.

Hopefully, he also won't quietly shoot everyone on the team when they lose.

CDF

Pretty Little Flower 12-04-2009 05:39 PM
Re: World cup draw
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop (Post 409415)
Will North Korea's state media find a way to report happy news when they play Brazil, Ivory Coast, and Portugal? That will be quite the challenge.
"The illustrious forces of North Korean soccer have been gloriously selected to play among the elite of the capitalist dogs."

The post-game headlines will have to be about FIFA corruption and treachery.

sebastian_dangerfield 12-04-2009 05:41 PM
Re: Welcome back E/O, leagl and Fringey: no one say the name "Penske" 3 times in a ro
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by taxwonk (Post 409336)
So that's why she thought you were marriage material.
What's good enough for daddy is surely good enough for his best little girl.

Bonus, too. She's got teeth like a horse and really small mouth.

sebastian_dangerfield 12-04-2009 05:43 PM
Re: On a "need to know" basis
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 409374)
Why the hell are you walking around when you're drunk and jerking off? And don't say, "To find a mirror."

TM
Seated masturbation? You are an old, lazy ass.

sebastian_dangerfield 12-04-2009 05:48 PM
Re: Welcome back E/O, leagl and Fringey: no one say the name "Penske" 3 times in a ro
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by ABBAKiss (Post 409389)
Thanks to everyone for the advice. I know I what I need to do. It is just that the execution is very difficult. But you are all right. Totally fucking right. Wish me luck. I'm getting together with some girlfriends tonight while he watches my baby girl. I need to have a come to Jesus with him since he assumes I will be all excited that he "wants me back" again.
Good luck with it, but if I might second Flinty, try to do this somewhere safe. The guy sounds a bit unhinged.

futbol fan 12-04-2009 05:50 PM
Re: On a "need to know" basis
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield (Post 409421)
Seated masturbation? You are an old, lazy ass.
It's true. I was sad to read his post about being so old that he's not even interested in women anymore, but someone who can't even find the will to stroll around the house while he jerks off is someone who is tired of life itself.

ThurgreedMarshall 12-04-2009 05:50 PM
Re: Welcome back E/O, leagl and Fringey: no one say the name "Penske" 3 times in a ro
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by cheval de frise (Post 409408)
Don't jump to conclusions.
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/125/3...387617c29f.jpg

TM

SlaveNoMore 12-04-2009 05:54 PM
Shakespearean Epic
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by cheval de frise (Post 409407)
Zoltar says "she is Big." And no going back.

Thus, no line.

CDF

"Lay on, MacDouche.

And damn'd be 'em that first cries...er, nope, didn't see that one coming"

ThurgreedMarshall 12-04-2009 06:04 PM
Caption?
 
http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gen...INES-large.jpg

TM

cheval de frise 12-04-2009 06:04 PM
Re: Shakespearean Epic
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by SlaveNoMore (Post 409425)
"Lay on, MacDouche.

And damn'd be 'em that first cries...er, nope, didn't see that one coming"
POTM.

Though Birnam wood be come to Dunsinane, yet we will try the last.

CDF

Atticus Grinch 12-04-2009 06:05 PM
Re: World cup draw
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop (Post 409415)
Will North Korea's state media find a way to report happy news when they play Brazil, Ivory Coast, and Portugal? That will be quite the challenge.
"People's Glorious Clandestine Dodgeball Squad Returns Home Victorious, Unscathed"

cheval de frise 12-04-2009 06:07 PM
Re: Caption?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 409426)
The flight attendants should just roll the food cart down the aisle and run.

CDF

cheval de frise 12-04-2009 06:09 PM
Re: Welcome back E/O, leagl and Fringey: no one say the name "Penske" 3 times in a ro
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 409424)
This looks like too much effort. You can do a magic 8-ball from your chair.

Less, back me up on this.

CDF

Atticus Grinch 12-04-2009 06:09 PM
Re: Caption?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 409426)
Jeff Koons, "Virgin America," mixed media/composite, 1998.


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