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That cannot feel cool. Its like wearing one of those back support things made of beads on your crotch, only the beads are made of a sticky sugary goo instead of wood.

No that the wood ones would be much more comfortable...

notcasesensitive

06-30-2005 05:03 PM

Well, no duh

Quote:

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I have not encountered self-checking in California. It is something I miss about Texas.

Ralph's has it at some locations.

eta: this really should have been a PM. sorry bout that. I'm sure you are all thrilled.

Replaced_Texan

06-30-2005 05:03 PM

Well, no duh

Quote:

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
How does this work? Is there something that stops you from stealing every third item?

TM

I think it's weight. You're supposed to put everything on one scale, scan it and then put it on another scale. If the weights don't add up, then the process is halted until the check out person overseeing four to six check out areas comes over to see what happened.

Plus the Clerks principle:

Quote:

INT: CONVENIENCE STORE. DAY

A NOTE on the counter next to a small pile of money reads:

PLEASE LEAVE MONEY ON THE COUNTER. TAKE CHANGE WHEN
APPLICABLE. BE HONEST.

DANTE and VERONICA are slumped on the floor, behind the
counter. VERONICA holds DANTE in her arms, his head on her
chest. Change is heard hitting the counter.

DANTE
(to O.C. customer)
Thanks.

The door is heard opening and closing-a customer leaving.

VERONICA
How much money did you leave up
there?

DANTE
Like three dollars in mixed change
and a couple of singles. People
only get the paper of coffee this
time of morning.

VERONICA
You're trusting.

DANTE
Why do you say that?

VERONICA
How do you know they're taking the
right amount of change? Or even
paying for what they take?

DANTE
Theoretically, people see money on
the counter and nobody around, they
think they're being watched.

Sorry, str8, formatting's fucked up.

taxwonk

06-30-2005 05:04 PM

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Quote:

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Brazillian.

I thought you had the Teenage Asian Hooker?

greatwhitenorthchick

06-30-2005 05:04 PM

Pass the Insulin

Quote:

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
So, it's not really the panties, then. It's a draw because you want to be the type of person who wears edible candy panties. Nothing wrong with that of course, but it just seems like something you would do so that you could tell other people you did it.

TM

I think you're reaching because you need an explanation and don't understand just how it could be fun to wear candy underpants.

Mister_Ruysbroeck

06-30-2005 05:05 PM

Well, no duh

Quote:

Originally posted by robustpuppy
There's a reason. It -- actually, she -- weighed FOURTEEN pounds at birth (had to be ripp'd from it's mother's womb) and her father has nicknamed her the Big Enchilada.

BTW, she is my inspiration for gaining no more than 10 pounds between now and my due date.

Who knew that fringey's dad called her that? How cute! I didn't know they had color photos when she was born.

At any rate, fringey should feel good that she's finally inspired someone to do something.

robustpuppy

06-30-2005 05:06 PM

Pass the Insulin

Quote:

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
That cannot feel cool. Its like wearing one of those back support things made of beads on your crotch, only the beads are made of a sticky sugary goo instead of wood.

No that the wood ones would be much more comfortable...

You fear and loathe the candy-eating vagina.

robustpuppy

06-30-2005 05:08 PM

Well, no duh

Quote:

Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
Who knew that fringey's dad called her that? How cute! I didn't know they had color photos when she was born.

At any rate, fringey should feel good that she's finally inspired someone to do something.

Ooh, a fat and old joke. If only you had thrown in something about hormones. Maybe next time.

taxwonk

06-30-2005 05:08 PM

Well, no duh

Quote:

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Which is why you've retained that date rapist sig line?

It's a line from Tangled up in Blue, you clueless Philly cocksucker. Ordinarily, this wouldn't annoy me but you had the sadist ending line from Midnight Rambler as your sig for so long, it's just plain wrong.

robustpuppy

06-30-2005 05:09 PM

Pass the Insulin

Quote:

Originally posted by robustpuppy
You fear and loathe the candy-eating vagina.

Okay, I see that this post is creepy coming from an infant avatar.

ABBAKiss

06-30-2005 05:12 PM

Pass the Insulin

Quote:

They weren't sticky. It was like pearls actually. Cool to the touch.

Mister_Ruysbroeck

06-30-2005 05:12 PM

Well, no duh

Quote:

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Ooh, a fat and old joke. If only you had thrown in something about hormones. Maybe next time.

Well, I was going to say that baby is a perfect example of how every single newborn is ugly as shit...

ABBAKiss

06-30-2005 05:14 PM

Tom Cruise E-mail Rumor Circulated To Bloggers

Quote:

Originally posted by taxwonk
I thought you had the Teenage Asian Hooker?

I vary the style. Sometimes totally bare. Right now I have a landing strip.

ltl/fb

06-30-2005 05:14 PM

Well, no duh

Quote:

Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
Well, I was going to say that baby is a perfect example of how every single newborn is ugly as shit...

Did you and bnb attend the same school of logic? God you are a moron. That baby is the perfect example of an ugly baby. If you had a picture of a hideous newborn and a picture of the same baby like a month or two later, looking adorable, you might have had a point.

You also said something really stupid and pointless earlier, but I forget what. I opted not to waste the energy commenting on it.

robustpuppy

06-30-2005 05:17 PM

Well, no duh

Quote:

Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
Well, I was going to say that baby is a perfect example of how every single newborn is ugly as shit...

Now THAT really hurts! But don't mind me, I'm just hormonal!

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