LawTalkers - Toronto Trim's Hotel Cum Drop-in Centre

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I've wondered that myself. For the person who wants to enjoy candy and pubes at the same time?

"Honey, you know what would go great on these Smarties?"

"What?"

"If I rubbed them all over your privates. I'm thinking your 'essence' along with some stray pubes and perhaps a little natural lube, would really make these tastier."

"I totally see you point. But how would I rub a handful of smarties all over my privates?"

"Lets weave them into panties..."

Once these fabulous cook friends of ours gave us a chocolate chesecake. I had the brilliant idea of rubbingit all over my lover's cock and eating it off. I dont know if it is bceause it was too rich and thick, but it was a total flop, not to mention a huge mess.

paigowprincess

06-30-2005 06:51 PM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Brazillian.

I thought you were a do it yourself girl, muff?

paigowprincess

06-30-2005 06:53 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Still, isn't there a stickiness factor? I always thought it would be good to experiment with food, until I did it. It was horrible. Sticky everywhere. Painfully so.

Then my wife came home and saw the mess. That was bad.

Did this happen after a Dead show at the Meadowlans in 1987 by any chance?

Flinty_McFlint

06-30-2005 06:53 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Once these fabulous cook friends of ours gave us a chocolate chesecake. I had the brilliant idea of rubbingit all over my lover's cock and eating it off. I dont know if it is bceause it was too rich and thick, but it was a total flop, not to mention a huge mess.

Gaack.

paigowprincess

06-30-2005 07:06 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
This is quite popular here. I've wondered for a while when pomegranates are in season b/c I want Mr Man to experience the joy of fresh pomegranates. Anyone know? I'm heading to google to find out now.

ETA: That was easy. From hgtv.com (huh): "The California pomegranate harvest begins in September and extends through December. Supplies reach their peak in November."

YAY!

Farmer's market in Westwood has a guy who sells fresh pom juice, and pom juice variations such as pom-apple, pom-cherry and maybe pom-grape for the pussies.

Can you ship me some? The bottled shit in Whole Foods just doesnt measure up.

ltl/fb

06-30-2005 07:08 PM

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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Gaack.

Aside from "lover" that was not gaack-worthy.

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy

06-30-2005 07:09 PM

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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Gaack.

I think Gaack is the new Nuts!

NotFromHere

06-30-2005 07:11 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Aside from "lover" that was not gaack-worthy.

That's enough isn't it?

I hate that word. It's even worse when it's spoken by Will Farrell in that bizarre character he plays with the beard.

paigowprincess

06-30-2005 07:11 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Aside from "lover" that was not gaack-worthy.

1) whiff

2) that's his new schtick. don't make him feel bad.

paigowprincess

06-30-2005 07:12 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
That's enough isn't it?

This is an Original Whiff, right? By george, I think I've got it.

ltl/fb

06-30-2005 07:14 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
1) whiff

2) that's his new schtick. don't make him feel bad.

1) no, I knew you used it deliberately, it's just that that's old. and not funny when you do it every single time.

2) Flinty doesn't need a schtick. He has personality!

Penske_Account

06-30-2005 07:14 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
This is an Original Whiff, right? By george, I think I've got it.

2.

What happened to the other avatar? I miss it.

paigowprincess

06-30-2005 07:16 PM

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
2.

What happened to the other avatar? I miss it.

I was told tht the maude avatar was a deeply entrenched part of me and that it needed to come back. I culdnt find it and had to resort to asking Hank to help me. What a hassle.

notcasesensitive

06-30-2005 07:20 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Farmer's market in Westwood has a guy who sells fresh pom juice, and pom juice variations such as pom-apple, pom-cherry and maybe pom-grape for the pussies.

Can you ship me some? The bottled shit in Whole Foods just doesnt measure up.

What are you getting me in return? Candy panties?

notcasesensitive

06-30-2005 07:22 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
1) no, I knew you used it deliberately, it's just that that's old. and not funny when you do it every single time.

2) Flinty doesn't need a schtick. He has personality!

I believe she has also called him (?) her paramour recently. But generally I agree. Not funny in the first place and annoying in that it puts that stupid skit back in my mind.

This is not her best material.

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