For RP and Mrs. Tomato Basil
 

Used.

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I'm not inclined to listen to a retort from a known cake-apologist.

And gaack is the new fetch.

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I miss the crushing one.

As an homage I had made Maude my screen saver so it's not like I didn't see that everyday anyhow.

Oh the humanity!

For RP and Mrs. Tomato Basil
 

A Mr. Crabby. ONly used once. Though he might stretch out the candy. Is it taffy?

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Look, pretty. The point is grander than that. Boyfriend is a really gay term if you are over 22. So what are we left with? Lover (which is gag inducing as lovemaking)? Paramour (which is Frencha nd pretentious sounding though a good translation)? Unless you marry the guy, you got nothing except maybe SO, but I don't care much for that either bc it sounds like you are not a whole until someone completes you or something.

ANd I don't think anyone whose best material comes from menacing a sweet innocent doe like Spanky is in a position to criticize other's best material.

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I think your apostrophe is misplaced, but that is not my best material, so I will let it slide.

I'm actually getting to the point of being ok with the term boyfriend. Especially now that I have realized that no matter how I refer to him, people will assume we are married, so it matters not. Plus the use of the childish term is keeping me young (and, did I mention, pretty). Viva la boyfriend.

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Someday, and that day may never come, I'll ask you to repay that favor.

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I know we've had this discussion before, but why do you need a label at all?
Why not just call him Bob?

PP: "Hi ncs, this is Bob."
ncs: "Oh YOU'RE Bob. Nice to meet you Bob. I've heard a lot about you Bob."

Wouldn't that last post have been as ewwy if you said I rubbed cheesecake all over Bob's cock and it was a bad idea.

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How about "life partner"?

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ncs (further): For example, I've heard that your cock tastes ewwy with chocolate cheesecake on it. That is bizarre because Chad's cock tastes delicious with the chocolate cheesecake.
Bob: Oh? Who's Chad?
ncs: He's my _______________.

[NFH, help me out here.]

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ncs: "This is Chad. Chad meet Bob. His cock lets all the cheesecake fall off and onto the sofa. Hahahahaha. Bob, this is Chad."
Why does Chad need a label? He's the guy you ate cheesecake off his cock. I think Bob will get the idea. He's usually a pretty smart guy.

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Well, it wasn't Bob, it was Jeff. But I think people would be like "who is Jeff?" I have had more than one lover and I don't think it matters if I identify which one. They are not all Bobs and Bob is even stupider than lover, paramour, boyfriend or SO. But not as stupid as you. And definitley not as stupid as sunnybunnny, the Martina Hingis of this board.

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What if Chad isn't there? What if she just says "chad's cock tastes great covered in chocolate cheesecake!" and Bob says, "oh? who's chad?" I guess she could go with "a guy I'm seeing/dating/fucking // used to be seeing/dating/fucking"

Actually, that might be good, as it has no possessive attached to it.

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And for clarification, I was the one who first broke the Kate Holmes is Tom's $5 million girlfriend.

Affleck, Garner wed in Caribbean (not Aruba)
‘Alias’ star expecting baby, reportedly due in November

After months of speculation, Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner have tied the knot — and she’s pregnant.

Representatives for both Affleck and Garner confirmed the marriage to The Associated Press on Thursday. The publicists, Ken Sunshine and Nicole King, also for the first time confirmed that Garner is pregnant with her first child.

Sunshine and King would not give any other details.

Isn't that cute? He does his own shopping.

http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Co..._12p.widec.jpg

She has been filming the drama “Catch and Release” in Vancouver, Canada. Affleck will star in another shitty movie as George Reeves, television’s Superman, in the upcoming movie “Truth, Justice, and the American Way.”

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Actually, I ate it off of Bob, who is really Jeff. I would never fuck a Chad. Too life-partnery sounding.