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I'm not a germophobe, but I'd only get naked on the El for someone of Rebecca De Mornay's caliber. Do you think his bare ass cheeks are on the seat? Or did she just pull it out through the jeans?

Thanks for confirming my instinct not to click that link.

Did you just call me Coltrane?

10-28-2013 03:28 PM

Re: school tours

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Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 483746)

Some of my friends (and I use that term loosely) would just kick in the door to a non-occupied conductor's room (there is one on each train car) and fuck the sluttier catholic school girls in there, but I wasn't ballin' like that, back then (or ever).

TM

Not having to fuck girls on the subway was one advantage the non-city kids had. Instead, we got to imagine fucking them in our cars.

Hank Chinaski

10-28-2013 03:30 PM

Re: school tours

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Originally Posted by Flinty_McFlint (Post 483743)

I send my kids to public school in the same damn county as Atticus and he still judges me. I do not ever anticipate putting my kids in private school, as I am cheap. Plus the grading curve is better at our public schools. Like Hank's district, I would wager that most of the parents are at minimum college-educmucated, if not grad school. I would also point out that despite having every opportunity to excel, most of the kids at this school don't seem very smart, and their parents sure seem to spend a lot of energy on their organic/gluten free, diets than their brains. Those would be the white people, if I'm being honest. The Asian and Indian parents beat their kids, and it shows in their math scores. Sometimes the old ways are the best ways.

When your kid tried to eat with em's left hand, did you hit the hand, hard?

Hank Chinaski

10-28-2013 03:32 PM

Re: school tours

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Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 483741)

Unless you are 17 years old, no you won't. It is incredibly stupid.

TM

I was visualizing a center platform that went to the side of the car, but they're thinner?

Hank Chinaski

10-28-2013 03:33 PM

Re: school tours

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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 483745)

I'm not a germophobe, but I'd only get naked on the El for someone of Rebecca De Mornay's caliber. Do you think his bare ass cheeks are on the seat? Or did she just pull it out through the jeans?

I'm sure she just whipped her vagina out, right on the El.

Did you just call me Coltrane?

10-28-2013 03:35 PM

Re: school tours

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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 483752)

I'm sure she just whipped her vagina out, right on the El.

Of course she did. She's a hooker. I see that every day.

Did you just call me Coltrane?

10-28-2013 03:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Sidd Finch (Post 483747)

Thanks for confirming my instinct not to click that link.

I love that Joel's friends are Booger and Balki Bartokomous.

Replaced_Texan

10-28-2013 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield (Post 483722)

Total 'burbs thing. My folks would never have given me a car if we'd lived in a city. A: No need. B: The only reason they gave me one was so they wouldn't have to cart my ass around, and we always had a third car. It was entirely a gift to themselves.

My parents made me sign a contract that I'd carpool my three younger siblings wherever they needed to go if I got to drive the car. It was an awesome deal for my parents. 1982 Saab 900 (also went airborne a few times), and the only thing that consistently worked was the seat warmer.

Icky Thump

10-28-2013 03:49 PM

Re: school tours

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Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 483736)

I have done some pretty stupid shit in subways and on subway cars, including riding on the door frames and jumping off before it got too fast, jumping between cars if the train doors had closed on a train I missed, jumping on the tracks to retrieve shit. I never subway surfed. I was stupid, but not that fucking stupid.

TM

I have ridden on the back of subway trains and jumped between cars but never been on the tracks.

Did you just call me Coltrane?

10-28-2013 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Icky Thump (Post 483756)

I have ridden on the back of subway trains and jumped between cars but never been on the tracks.

Does the NYC subway have a live third rail?

Flinty_McFlint

10-28-2013 03:59 PM

Re: school tours

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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 483750)

When your kid tried to eat with em's left hand, did you hit the hand, hard?

With chopsticks? Of course we did.

bold_n_brazen

10-28-2013 04:09 PM

Re: school tours

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Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 483721)

Maybe it's because of the HUGE chip on my shoulder. Or maybe it's because I grew up in the city and almost no one I knew had a car. But I am unfamiliar with a world in which inheriting a used Cayenne is "fine."

It's interesting seeing all you guys talk about being given a car as no big deal. But, like I said, I suppose if I grew up in the 'burbs, I would understand that 'if you don't have a car, you might as well be dead because you can't go anywhere' phenomenon. Hell, it might be a gift more for yourself than your kid since it gives you the freedom to not drive them places.

TM

When I graduated from high school, my parents sold my Hornet for $250 and took my brothers to get new sneakers.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

10-28-2013 04:09 PM

Re: school tours

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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 483757)

Does the NYC subway have a live third rail?

Most of the time.

ThurgreedMarshall

10-28-2013 04:52 PM

Re: school tours

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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 483751)

I was visualizing a center platform that went to the side of the car, but they're thinner?

I'm not sure I understand what you're saying. Or maybe you don't understand what I'm saying.

Subway platforms are longer than the length of the train. If you have arrived on the platform and the doors to the train have just closed, you have a small amount of time in which you can jump between cars on trains that look like this:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...Comparison.JPG

If you look closely, there are two lines of chains. You have to grab hold of the bars above the first line of chains, jump over those chains and land with one foot on each train. Then, you have to unhook the second line of chains in order to access the doors that lead to the actual train car. Sometimes those doors are locked, so that people can't walk from one car to another. This leaves you in the position of riding to the next stop between cars and then having to hop out like you hopped in to go through the normal doors. See below (although this type of car is very old, you get the idea):

http://a57.foxnews.com/global.fncsta...0ede3.jpg?ve=1

Follow?

TM

etc top photo to a link because of the margin issue.

ThurgreedMarshall

10-28-2013 04:54 PM

Re: school tours

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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 483749)

Not having to fuck girls on the subway was one advantage the non-city kids had. Instead, we got to imagine fucking them in our cars.

Now you're depressing me. I wanted a car so bad in high school because I knew I'd just have sex in it all. the. fucking. time.

TM

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