I still love you. Bitch.

Not that it hasn't been simply charming...
 

See, that's why I asked in the first place. If she gets it annulled in Vegas, doesn't she still have to get the church to recognize it, and if it's been consummated, isn't that a higher burden? See, not being a Catholic, I do not know these things and I didn't know that Brittney was Catholic. Seems to me that friend's husband who had been divorced and was trying to get remarried in the Catholic church had to really jump through hoops to get previous marriage annulled "in the eyes of the church."

Or is it all out the window now that the Catholic church is all messed up?

I always got the sense that you were the bitch in the relationship.


As far as the divorce, probably has something to do with community property laws. One assumes they didn't have a pre-nup. If she is a CA resident he should dig his heels in and demand half. It would be fun to watch.

Not that it hasn't been simply charming...
 

Well, Atticus is curiously silent, but I think the critical difference is that an annulment doesn't count as far as the church is concerned. It's like it never happened. Which matters, since you can't get divorced.

So, since it's annulled, she has no 'splaining to do. Of course, if she got married in the little white chapel, it's not really a valid catholic wedding anyway, so she's still free to marry for the first time there.

but she has to say 50 hail marys first. and quit using birth control.

whiff
 

I know you don't like the term, "whiff," but you keep using it without using it, you know.

TM

How much did she earn between saturday night and monday morning?

probably keep the guy in Abita and gumbo for at least a few weeks.

laissez les bon temps rouller!

Bitch, bitch, bitch
 

I am nobody's bitch. Well, I might be somebody's bitch. But the maple-flavored slut hasn't asked.

I wonder how much she makes in a day and a half. May be worth his legal expenses to go after it.

ETA: Scroll, then post. Scroll, then post.

SnoopDog says buy a Nokia
 

My moms didn't get paid for her scene in "Snoop Dogg's Girls Gone Wild."

My moms isn't black (after her monthly shower).

My moms will hear about all of this and you will be cut off.

TM

law school pita
 

My response to the socratic method was:

1. Long diatraibe with many tangents, spoken slowly with a lot of umms in between, sprinkled with enough substance so that the professor realized I was king of the bullshit answer. Usually safe for the rest of the year.

Yeah, he would have refused to sign the annulment papers if he were smart. Because holding out on the signing could have been a windfall for a guy from Mississippi. Maybe he needs a lawyer.

Class-y
 

For 20k I have a right to ask any question I want, "Paper or plastic?" "Marino or Namath?"

Class-y
 

Yes, but for $20k the rest of us don't want to listen to you yap. We paid to hear the professional.

Most irritating person in law school was a person who went by 3 names (e.g. Mary Tyler Moore) and signed up for every freaking moot court competition that ever came up. Of course she was also teacher's pet and talked through class - incessantly - it was so annoying. I did not pay $20k to listen to her yap for an hour every freakin day. I would have killed her if I could have gotten away with it.

Oh, and Marino. For sure.

Class-y
 

Exactly. Listen fucker, teach me this shit and don't give me a hard time. I'm paying for your 15 hour week so take your ego and go fuck yourself. Intimidate me? I'm 1/250 of your boss, bitch.

Class-y
 

Fuck that. i paid 40K, and you're wasting my time.