LawTalkers - Missing the Paigow (et al.) [sniff]

This is what I don't really get about sexy undergarments. If things are going well, they just get in the way. You're ready to get things underway, but then you're presented with a series of clips, hooks, straps, snaps, pulleys, and combination locks. What could have been passionate lovemaking turns into an exercise in de-rigging The Constitution. Sure, variety is nice, but usually it's just more trouble than it's worth. And some of it's kinda itchy.

eta: I like the way my ass looks in a thong, though.

efta: I noticed during a college basketball game last night that the poll was brought to viewers by Siemans. I can't wait for a sportscaster to call it the Siemans poll.

ThurgreedMarshall

01-24-2006 02:20 PM

I don't think so.

'"The Pink Panther" (February 10): If there's an actor alive who maybe, possibly could resurrect Peter Sellers' Inspector Clouseau without bumbling his way to oblivion, it has to be Steve Martin. Martin stars as the idiot savant French detective in a crime caper co-starring the actor's old pal Kevin Kline as Clouseau's long-suffering boss, along with Beyonce Knowles and Jean Reno.'

Why try to remake this? They were only good the first time around because Sellers was brilliant. Steve Martin isn't gonna cut it and hasn't done anything funny since Planes, Trains and Automobiles.

But if I absolutely had to make it, I would put Kline in the lead role. He'd be funnier and he'd have an authentic ridiculous French accent.

TM

Replaced_Texan

01-24-2006 02:22 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
at cathecism we were forbidden from using Cursive. we were told Rome consided it the devil's tool- until now I never had a clue why. Thank you.

Huh? In third grade Sister Kathleen was a bitch about getting perfect cursive handwriting out of her class. I always got "unsatisfactorys" in my handwriting grades. I'd say it was a pre-Vatican II thing, but my mother, who was bullied by a more sadistic class of nuns, has beautiful, beautiful cursive writing. She could never understand why my handwriting grades were so low. I think she secretly thought they didn't use enough rulers at St. Vincent de Paul elementary school.

Gr8testHitS(lave)

01-24-2006 02:24 PM

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Originally posted by cheval de frise
I'd post about my ascot-and-thong combo, but I think I've got it on backwards. Is it supposed to bind like this?

Please advise,

CDF

For a minute there, C2ed and Multo both catapulted right to the top of my crushability list with their apparent love and knowledge of the game of football.

But, come on ladies. You're killing me! Pats? ... Bills? Jesus!!!

You'll soon see that highlight reel of Football Season 2000/2001 will be summed up as follows:
"The Return of Vinny Testaverde"

Gr8(Who needs Keyshawn anyway?)testHitS(lave)

http://www.infirmation.com/bboard/cl...?msg_id=000N7R

Hank Chinaski

01-24-2006 02:25 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Huh? In third grade Sister Kathleen was a bitch about getting perfect cursive handwriting out of her class. I always got "unsatisfactorys" in my handwriting grades. I'd say it was a pre-Vatican II thing, but my mother, who was bullied by a more sadistic class of nuns, has beautiful, beautiful cursive writing. She could never understand why my handwriting grades were so low. I think she secretly thought they didn't use enough rulers at St. Vincent de Paul elementary school.

That's a total bitch. Because of mom you can't even argue handwriting standards are unfairly biased towards whites and against Mexicans.

cheval de frise

01-24-2006 02:26 PM

I don't think so.

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
'"The Pink Panther" (February 10): If there's an actor alive who maybe, possibly could resurrect Peter Sellers' Inspector Clouseau without bumbling his way to oblivion, it has to be Steve Martin. Martin stars as the idiot savant French detective in a crime caper co-starring the actor's old pal Kevin Kline as Clouseau's long-suffering boss, along with Beyonce Knowles and Jean Reno.'

Why try to remake this? They were only good the first time around because Sellers was brilliant. Steve Martin isn't gonna cut it and hasn't done anything funny since Planes, Trains and Automobiles.

But if I absolutely had to make it, I would put Kline in the lead role. He'd be funnier and he'd have an authentic ridiculous French accent.

TM

Agreed -- this is stupid. Who did they get to play Cato?

CDF

ETA: This non-substantive post brought to you by the year 2006 and the letter [space bar].

bold_n_brazen

01-24-2006 02:29 PM

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Originally posted by Diane_Keaton
Ugh. Pretty much everything is "low rise" now, even my DKNY pants suits. And the waist of skirts fall way below the belly button line. I was hassled all weekend at a family get together for my thongs showing in the back whenever I moved around or leaned down. The under 40 crowd is used to it but the over 40 men were all frazzled. Very annoying. So what's a girl to do? I absolutely hate panty lines, so how can I do this without wearing thongs? A cousin at the get together wears body suits with all her low rise jeans to prevent peekaboo when she leans over but says it's a pain to pee (she does the "move aside" thing). The short legs of those "boy short" undies always ride up into a bunch so you end up wearing grandma undies with a bunch of material rolls at your bikini line. At this point I'm thinking of going pantyless (though my low rises are never as low as Pink's).

Was the whole point of this to post that ugly picture of Pink?

Because seriously. all of your problems could be solved by going commando.

Today is, btw, Commando Tuesday. Brought to you by the letter C and the number 9.

bold_n_brazen

01-24-2006 02:30 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
This is what I don't really get about sexy undergarments. If things are going well, they just get in the way. You're ready to get things underway, but then you're presented with a series of clips, hooks, straps, snaps, pulleys, and combination locks. What could have been passionate lovemaking turns into an exercise in de-rigging The Constitution. Sure, variety is nice, but usually it's just more trouble than it's worth. And some of it's kinda itchy.

eta: I like the way my ass looks in a thong, though.

efta: I noticed during a college basketball game last night that the poll was brought to viewers by Siemans. I can't wait for a sportscaster to call it the Siemans poll.

Remind me never to have sex with you. Because I kind of like the way all the frilly, pretty things make me feel.

dtb	01-24-2006 02:36 PM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Was the whole point of this to post that ugly picture of Pink?

Because seriously. all of your problems could be solved by going commando.

Today is, btw, Commando Tuesday. Brought to you by the letter C and the number 9.

I didn't even know it was Pink - how could you tell?

Commando? I don't know. It's an idea that always seems good in theory, but in execution, not so much.

Diane_Keaton

01-24-2006 02:38 PM

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Well, how did things end? Did he proceed to re-remove your sexyware?

Heh. This was in college. He pretended not to notice (or didn't notice) the garter/hose mishap, we saw our show, had dinner, and in the limo on the way back I got the nerve to flash some black lace on my smooth, creamy college girl thighs. He didn't seem enticed, though and later, after some wine I went down on him anyway. This was followed by 3 more extravagent dates, complete with limo and fancy dinner, more blowjobs but no sex. I finally raised the issue and he bumbled about "being afraid of getting pregnant" and I quickly offered to go on BC pills. He is now happily playing house with his "domestic partner." Now I know to watch out for men who close their eyes during porn-star head.

(I've left out the part where, upon discovering I was being used as a head-giving fag hag, I tossed an ugly backless ked sneaker at him while he lay 1/2 dressed on his couch and stormed out, with his Bijon Frise barking after me.)

(Yeah, I know now: Bijon Frise=gayness).

bold_n_brazen

01-24-2006 02:39 PM

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Originally posted by dtb
I didn't even know it was Pink - how could you tell?

Commando? I don't know. It's an idea that always seems good in theory, but in execution, not so much.

Uh, 'cause she said so?

Huh? Really? It's my preferred mode of dealing with low rise pants.

ltl/fb

01-24-2006 02:39 PM

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Originally posted by Diane_Keaton
Heh. This was in college. He pretended not to notice (or didn't notice) the garter/hose mishap, we saw our show, had dinner, and in the limo on the way back I got the nerve to flash some black lace on my smooth, creamy college girl thighs. He didn't seem enticed, though and later, after some wine I went down on him anyway. This was followed by 3 more extravagent dates, complete with limo and fancy dinner, more blowjobs but no sex. I finally raised the issue and he bumbled about "being afraid of getting pregnant" and I quickly offered to go on BC pills. He is now happily playing house with his "domestic partner." Now I know to watch out for men who close their eyes during porn-star head.

(I've left out the part where, upon discovering I was being used as a head-giving fag hag, I tossed an ugly backless ked sneaker at him while he lay 1/2 dressed on his couch and stormed out, with his Bijon Frise barking after me.)

(Yeah, I know now: Bijon Frise=gayness).

Limo? Did you hook your way through college?

Diane_Keaton

01-24-2006 02:40 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Limo? Did you hook your way through college?

Nah. Just dated a lot of NJBs.

ltl/fb

01-24-2006 02:42 PM

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Originally posted by Diane_Keaton
Nah. Just dated a lot of NJBs.