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dtb 10-21-2004 11:13 AM
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Of course.

Who isn't better off than me? Now send me money or Sally Struthers will eat me.



Seriously though, I'm quite thankful I didn't have to experience childhood in a big city. I liked riding my bike to third grade and playing pick-up football in a friend's backyard. I feel sorry for her son.
We have a backyard; he's got a pony; he plays in little league (these are only a few of the things I had to point out to him in my -- "you better get down on your knees and thank the good Lord that things aren't fair" speech). He's the last one you should waste your pity on. Although maybe his mother can be a little harsh on him at times...

OK. You can feel sorry for him about that last thing.

dtb 10-21-2004 11:17 AM
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No joke, I used to ride my pony around town like a bike. All the girls would get off the bus, get on our ponies and ride them to our friends' houses and maybe down to th egeneral store where we'd tie them up and then go in and buy candy. I had a very happy childhood.
This is going to sound really icky, but -- you all don't know me IRL, so WTF...

We just bought a new weekend house, and it's "historic"; it was the general store of the village back in the day (it's about 160 years old). Well, one of the artifacts (that's a little grandiose, but you get my drift) of the house is that it has a stone hitching post out front. Cute.

So, my son's great idea was that we could keep his pony at the house hitched up to the hitching post. It took him a few minutes to figure out why that wouldn't really work.



et explain: This is not a post directed at sunnybunny -- the general store/hitching post theme was just a trigger for my own little story here.

spookyfish 10-21-2004 11:19 AM
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Who isn't better off than me? Now send me money or Sally Struthers will eat me.
On the bright side, it's obvious that she swallows. I can't speak to the spitting though. Hank? Care to weigh in? (no pun intended)

Did you just call me Coltrane? 10-21-2004 11:29 AM
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Originally posted by dtb
This is going to sound really icky, but -- you don't know me IRL, so WTF...

We just bought a new weekend house, and it's "historical"; it was the general store of the village back in the day (it's about 160 years old). Well, one of the artifacts (that's a little grandiose, but you get my drift) of the house is that it has a stone hitching post out front. Cute.

So, my son's great idea was that we could keep his pony at the house hitched up to the hitching post. It took him a few minutes to figure out why that wouldn't really work.
Hey RP, welcome to Shitsville. Population: everyone who isn't dtb.

robustpuppy 10-21-2004 11:30 AM
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We have a backyard; he's got a pony; he plays in little league (these are only a few of the things I had to point out to him in my -- "you better get down on your knees and thank the good Lord that things aren't fair" speech). He's the last one you should waste your pity on. Although maybe his mother can be a little harsh on him at times...

OK. You can feel sorry for him about that last thing.
In my next life I am coming back as your son in this life.

robustpuppy 10-21-2004 11:30 AM
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Hey RP, welcome to Shitsville. Population: everyone who isn't dtb.
We should comfort ourselves with meaningless yet mind-blowng casual sex.

Hank Chinaski 10-21-2004 11:31 AM
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Do you think I could hire you as my personal interpreter -- as I am woefully inadequate at conveying my point trenchantly. In fact, I think the word that most effectively sums me up is "untrenchant". That, and "strategery".
You should work on rooting out typos in your posts. It would go a long way in helping you achieve this goal.

Hank Chinaski 10-21-2004 11:32 AM
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In my next life I am coming back as your son in this life.
Careful what you wish for...remember Mom's always tugging on the boy's underwear.

dtb 10-21-2004 11:42 AM
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Careful what you wish for...remember Mom's always tugging on the boy's underwear.
If anything -- isn't that MORE of a reason to want to come back as my son?


(And for the record, I didn't tug on it, in fact, quite the opposite -- I suggested that it looked a little "abundant", and wouldn't he prefer underwear that fit a little better. For pete's sake Hank, the excess fabric was billowing up over the waistband of his pants!)

Shape Shifter 10-21-2004 11:44 AM
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If anything -- isn't that MORE of a reason to want to come back as my son?


(And for the record, I didn't tug on it, in fact, quite the opposite -- I suggested that it looked a little "abundant", and wouldn't he prefer underwear that fit a little better. For pete's sake Hank, the excess fabric was billowing up over the waistband of his pants!)
May I have a spanking?

dtb 10-21-2004 11:46 AM
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May I have a spanking?
You may have several.

sunnybunny 10-21-2004 11:46 AM
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This is going to sound really icky, but -- you don't know me IRL, so WTF...

We just bought a new weekend house, and it's "historical"; it was the general store of the village back in the day (it's about 160 years old). Well, one of the artifacts (that's a little grandiose, but you get my drift) of the house is that it has a stone hitching post out front. Cute.

So, my son's great idea was that we could keep his pony at the house hitched up to the hitching post. It took him a few minutes to figure out why that wouldn't really work.

Why are you directing this angry post to me? I was responding to someone joking about your son having a pony and I made a response about being a child growing up with a pony...why would you point your message at me? I really don't understand this DTB.

Replaced_Texan 10-21-2004 11:46 AM
For Gwink, from Nike:

http://www.nike.com/canada/nikehockey/lockout/

Did you just call me Coltrane? 10-21-2004 11:49 AM
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We should comfort ourselves with meaningless yet mind-blowng casual sex.
It's really the only choice we have. Who gets to the play the part of the pony?

greatwhitenorthchick 10-21-2004 11:52 AM
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For Gwink, from Nike:

http://www.nike.com/canada/nikehockey/lockout/
Ah, thank you, but you just succeeded in making me tear up.

Jesus. Just stop the madness already.

(btw, I am disgusted at myself for taking this so seriously. But what can you do. )


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