Air Guitar World Championship
 

They got one for air drums?

P(I'm ready)J

Last Comic Standing
 

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I would think that the incentive would be to keep the weaker comic. I do recall that the only thing that I laughed out loud about during the routines was the "two minute" comment that Corey made early on in her performance.

I'd love to see the contracts that these guys signed. If they don't make it to the end, are they obliged to take a NBC/Comedy Central deal? Cuz this could be a cheap and easy way for one of the other networks to pick up some good talent that already got some national exposure without having to spend too much.

I was heartily amused by the rat disposal process, but the real laugh at loud moment for me in the whole show was Tess on her shopping spree at the end with the stylist. I didn't see the first three episodes, but I think she's good, and I hope to see her down the line.

Last Comic Standing
 

Yes, yes, yes. I have a Soul Cracker g-string, although I am not wearing it today. I also have seen Flickerstick live and missed Harlow because I think I was sick or something (also, I hated Harlow, but Mr. Kiss wanted to see them). Bring back Bands on the Run.

I caught a portion of Last Comic Standing. It was the portion where spike was crying. WTF? Her argument re "people don't think I'm funny" seemed so absurd given that she was a fricking mess. No one really finds blithering basket cases funny.

Last Comic Standing
 

Au contraire. All comics are blithering basket cases. I say this with "love" for my mother's "friend" who is a comic.

Even(I just love when he works us into the act.)Odds

Guarini to be thrown in the slammer?
 

As if his movie weren't a greater crime.

ARLINGTON, Texas, July 2 — Justin Guarini was ticketed by Grand Prairie police after witnesses said he almost ran over a young girl with a personal watercraft at Joe Pool Lake, the Fort Worth Star-Telegram reported.


If convicted of unsafe boat operation, Guarini faces a fine of up to $2,000 and a maximum 180 days in jail, according to a Texas Parks and Wildlife Department Web site.


http://www.msnbc.com/news/933974.asp?0dm=B12YL

Air Guitar World Championship
 

In this particular contest, entourages are allowed, but backup air bands are not. An air drum contest could be entertaining (live version of Moby Dick, anyone?). An air drum machine contest would be boring.

Last Comic Standing
 

I think that's what I like the best about this show. These are real comics, or at least people who have put some effort towards becoming real comics. It's something that they've been working hard for, and it's a legitimate chance. I appreciate how much it means to them that much more.

The Dat charts were hysterical. They reminded me of that stupid Matthew Broderick-as-a-stalker movie from a few years ago. I can't believe he fessed up to them in all seriousness. At the very least he should totally incorporate those into his act. Show the audience how OCD he is. I can't believe he doesn't realize that he's sitting on a goldmine of material right there...

Pack your bags!
 

Even more amazing is that Vancouver won when, as ESPN reports, Vancouver used "a song by Canadian rock star Bryan Adams . . . featur[ing] images of a bustling Vancouver along with scenes of skiing and other winter sports in Whistler."

Bryan Adams!?! The voters are the buffons they are made out to be.

Do We Know This NYer?
 

Help me out -- what's the bread game?

Pack your bags!
 

Indeed. Was Anne Murray unavailable?

Pack your bags!
 

Give 'em credit for not using Celine Dion. If they had, someone would have had to outright severely lecture Canada in retaliation.

(edited to take a gentler stance, as I sincerely wish nothing bad to happen to any Canadian on account of Celine Dion nor for any other reason.)

Technical question
 

Is there anyway to go directly to my first unread post? I going to the beginning of the thread and clicking the button titled "go to first unread post" but it doesn't seem to work. Any advice?

Here's something I miss about the old board. There the posts I had already read were highlighted.

Last Comic Standing
 

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My guess is that they each did full sets of at least 20 minutes and that they only showed the best of Tere, and didn't show how old that schtick would get after half an hour of it.

Pack your bags!
 

somehow i doubt that d.o.a. would have met the olympic image.

Do We Know This NYer?
 

Similar to circle jerk (why do I know these things???), although with a bit of incentive. A group of guys sit around a piece of bread and TCB. Each guy jizzes onto the piece of bread upon achieving ecstasy. The last guy to shoot his load must eat the bread. Apparently, there are conflicting issues of being embarrassed/not turned on enough to jizz quickly when surrounded by your pals and really wanting to jizz quickly because snowballing is really not your thing, and you don't really want to "know" your friends in that way.

Each day brings another reason why I need to hang out with a different crowd.

Technical question
 

Do you have cookies on?

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Why? Are you hungry? I hear Abba has some bread she could share...

Justice Kennedy RULES!
 

Leagl, your slogan is right in more ways than one.

Technical question
 

Ok, ewww.

Guarini to be thrown in the slammer?
 

Funny, but this brings up another reason why I hate the FOXification of the news and why I think that Rupert Murdoch is the antichrist.

On the local FOX station last night, they were showing a bumper for the 10 PM news. The announcer in an ominous tone over footage of "From Justin to Kelly" intoned:

"Justin Guarini -- in trouble with the law.
Will he wind up serving time for an incident --
INVOLVING A CHILD?"

The implication was such that he had some inappropriate interaction with a "young fan", nudge, nudge, wink, wink.

I wasn't about to get suckered in to watching, so thanks for the link.

Fucking tabloid "journalists".

spookyfish

Guarini to be thrown in the slammer?
 

I noticed something similar on NBC the other day. The show was talking about how the Supreme Court handed down a ruling that was going to let the priests who molested children get away with it. The way they reported it was suggesting that the ruling was the Lawrence (sodomy) case. But it was in a fact a case over ruling a statute that had altered the statute of limitation to allow the prosecution of these cases.

It was a pretty clear effort to do a switch and bait, and they never once mentioned what the actual decision was, leaving the implication that the Lawrence decision is allowing priests to molest children.

Pack your bags!
 

Yes, because we produce a singer that makes zillions off gullible Americans, we deserve to be bombed. Shut the fuck up, you stupid crass whiny toad.

Bryan Adams is from Vancouver. Celine Dion is from Quebec. If you knew anything about Canada, you would realize that it would be ridiculous for her to promote a Vancouver bid.

Now I hate them both. But this little tirade is brought to you because I am a card carrying member of the Society of Defensive Canadians and if you threaten violence against my dear country and all its citizens, you must be funny about it. You, my dear, are not funny.

Guarini to be thrown in the slammer?
 

This is why I always crack up when I hear people bitching about the "liberal media". WTF?

Pack your bags!
 

What about Gordon Lightfoot?

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Happy belated Canada Day, gwnc and stra8!

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OK, I'm sure most of us didn't know that - some people view Canada as 1 huge province, not bothering to segregate.
We just hear "Canada" and that's all we need. Those of us closer to the border know better.

But what about Triumph? They could have used Triumph. I love Triumph.

P.S. Anyone who has never been to Whistler is really missing a treat. You can ski just about 365 days/year and it's truly beautiful. The snow rocks (except in the summer) and you can keep busy doing other things like mountain bike, golf blah blah blah. Brought to you by the BC tourist commission.

Do We Know This NYer?
 

Nasty! Why would you want to force yourself to cum faster. Well I guess there are somethings I will never understand -- part of the great mystery of life. :cool:

Pack your bags!
 

DOA is from Vancouver. Joey Shithead would have been the perfect spokesman for the Olympic bid. At least the snowboarders would have dug it.

He wants to show you some of his "Magic Power"
 

I love you too, baby. I think you're great.




http://www.mtv.com/shared/media/news...rum-02-mtv.jpg

FOR ME TO POOP ON!

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I know and I agree. Do not think I think the Bryan Adams choice was ideal (although they did what was appropriate for the voters, because they won).

And the FBs favorite band, the new pornographers is also from there, I believe.

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True; every figure skating routine should be forced to feature a new pornographers song.

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I thought the FBs favorite band was 2 Live Crew.

Even(or perhaps "me so horny" was the soundtrack for the old days of thong checks)Odds

Do We Know This NYer?
 

I'm hesitant to criticize the sexual practices of others, but this is just wrong. So wrong. Even for a metrosexual.

Pack your bags!
 

OK, you made me do this...thong song - only different
(Spree: link contains sound.)





edited for sound warning. e/o

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Ah. I didn't realize Canadians utterly disown artists from other provinces. In that case, Britney is not our fault.

Giant sea creature baffles scientists
 

SANTIAGO, Chile, July 2 — A huge, gelatinous sea creature found washed up on Chile’s coast has stumped scientists, who have sent samples to a specialist in France for help in identifying the mystery specimen. (Because France is expert in gelatinous sea creatures?)
The dead creature was mistaken for a beached whale when first reported last week, but experts who went to see it said the 40-foot-long mass of decomposing lumpy gray flesh apparently was an invertebrate.
The round leathery substance looks like a mammoth jelly fish and is about as long as a school bus.
Giant octopus live at a depth of up to 9,500 feet and only rise to the surface when they die. Specimens have been known to be as long as 30 feet.
There was speculation that the mass might be a whale skin, but Cabrera said it was too big and did not have the right texture or smell.
cool pic here

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That link is a riot.

I have a friend who dances exactly like that.

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Uh, I think her point was that anyone with a basic understanding of a) geography, and b) either Brian Adams or Celine Dion, would understand why painting with a broad "Canadian" brush didn't work.

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Hopefully not that fat. And not wearing a thong.
I love the part where he looks into the camera, wiggles his ears and tongue.

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Actually, my point, such as it was, was that it makes me mad when ignoramuses talk about bombing a place that I care about. I'm just a little (overly) sensitive about it. Of course if it's done in a funny way, it makes me laugh so I don't care (see South Park).