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I'll be honest with you. If you ever direct me to do the above, and there comes a time when it appears that you have forgotten and are about to have sex with me, it is possible that I will "forget" to remind you.

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I think it very insensitive of you to make light of dtb's plight. Sure, I was the originator of the joke, but that was before it became clear that there was a kernal of truth, wrapped in sadness, topped with insecurity in her replies. Now I just feel awful. Would some kind east coaster please teach this lady some skills so she doesn't go into menopause unprepared?

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lack of movement or apparent interest or creativity or other intangible sights/sounds/smells.....

Contra Dante's opinion from Clerks that such gradiations are meaningless:

• DANTE
  Making a male climax is not all
  that challenging: insert somewhere
  close and preferably moist; thrust;
  repeat.
  
  VERONICA
  How flattering.
  
  
  DANTE
  Now, making a woman cum...therein
  lies a challenge.
  
  VERONICA
  Oh, you think so?
  
  DANTE
  A girl makes a guy cum, it's
  standard. A guy makes a girl cum,
  it's talent.
  
  VERONICA
  And I actually date you?
  
  DANTE
  Something wrong?
  
  VERONICA
  I'm insulted. Believe me, Don Juan,
  it takes more than that to get a
  guy off. Just "being there"-as you
  put it-is not enough.
  
  DANTE
  I touched a nerve.
  
  VERONICA
  I'm astonished to hear you
  trivialize my role in our sex life.
  
  DANTE
  It wasn't directed at you. I was
  making a broad generalization.
  
  VERONICA
  You were making a generalization
  about "broads!"
  
  DANTE
  These are my opinions based on my
  experiences with the few women who
  were good enough to sleep with me.

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You are so honorable.

I'm getting misty.

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East coast is not necessary. I can travel.

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Why? I never fucked him.

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I knew we've had this discussion before.

http://www.lawtalkers.com/forums/sho...205#post147205

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He fucked you?

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If you can't tell what one is, it's probably you.

TM

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I know what one is for a boy, just not for a girl.

Hepful as usual, TM.

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I think that typically the complaints would be something like -- She just lays there, looking at the ceiling; she is totally silent and lacks enthusiasm; etc.

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How odd that some would complain about those lovemaking traits.

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am I on ignore?

Overheard
 

Today as I was standing waiting for the light to change, a short man beside me was chatting on his cell phone and he said "I just want to make love to you and stick my 12 inch dick in from behind." He said it so mechanically I think that he was not actually talking on his cell phone and just walking around saying shit like that to get attention.

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And you wonder why you don't get invited to the all-girl makeout sessions, tickle and nipple fights.

TM