August is Anal Sex Month
 

Ha ha. For now we are monogamous. I'll keep you in mind when we get to the group sex thing but as I have said to the BF, 'if you want me to explore my inner lesbian (and get to watch and participate) you have to be willing to explore your inner gayness'.

August is Anal Sex Month
 

That's not what rp told me.

August is Anal Sex Month
 

Ok. I don't count the bachorlette party in Cancun although I don't see how rp would know about that.

Dense Much?
 

[SHE'S SLEEPING WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND WHEN HE IS OUT OF TOWN ON BUSINESS.]

August is Anal Sex Month
 

That looks dirty.

August is Anal Sex Month
 

I'll have to remember this.

August is Anal Sex Month
 

Or you could call beforehand and get yourself ready for the evening's adventures. Your pick.

Dense Much?
 

Actually, rp, the bf and whatever chick Mandy experimented with in Cancun are romping the nights away. Both the chick and bf have noted that rp is way, way better than Mandy. Especially her ass.

August is Anal Sex Month
 

Yes. Also pretend that you have either (i) never done something before, or (ii) only tried it once, back in college. And it wouldn't hurt to act completely mystified yet incredibly curious as to the proper use of any sex toy that might appear.

August is Anal Sex Month
 

You aspire to be Knight Rider?

August is Anal Sex Month
 

Email or call. Your choice.

ETA Uh, I mean, his choice. My choice. Whatever.

Dense Much?
 

He's more than a little relieved that I don't require him to explore his inner gayness, NTTAWWT.

Dense Much?
 

A skirt-wearing old-timer (who shall remain nameless) and I are working with him on that. He likes skirt-wearer's ass, too.

bitchy Much?
 

Bzzzzzzt. Doubtful. The subject has been fully vetted and we have agreed that threesomes, foursomes and moresomes are on our to do list but we are having to much fun with each other right now to cheat and ruin this good thing. The BF actually came to me about a month or so ago and told me that one of the girls in word processing at his firm has been hitting on him and that while he wouldn’t mind some afternoon delight with her he is not willing to cheat with her because he loves me and our relationship. He did propose that she be a candidate for any threesome in the future and of course, for being so honest and I open I replied that he may someday be able to have his cake and eat it (and me) too.

Of course if he went to a bachelor party, its don’t ask don’t tell as far as I am concerned.

Protest too Much?
 

Shape Shifter, add this to the list. (Note the clever description of her as "one of the girls in word processing" and not "the associate with whom I work and travel all the time.")