OUTED!!
 

Sorry, wrong board. We don't go for that kind of nonsense here.

Try www.infirmation.com, sicko.

bitchy Much?
 

http://hebertson.net.hosting.domaind...4/laughing.jpg

http://su.essex.ac.uk/ESCA/Laughing%20Granny.jpg

http://birdsofsanibel.free.fr/images...ing%20%20x.jpg

You're too much.

1. He's already fucking that girl, you nincompoop.

2. He's fucking a bunch of other people on his trips (including, but not limited to RP).

3. "Oldest fucking trick in the book: These hots girls are hitting on me, but I wanted to tell you about it, because I love you so much."

Either you are a poor sock or a poor sap.

TM

OUTED!!
 

Speaking of laundry, I have an actual clothes question. Since I began semi-living alone, I have found myself doing laundry with less and less frequency. Because of this, I have had to buy more t-shirts and underwear. I went to Target last night to purchase a new package of what I thought were boxer briefs. After putting a pair on, I was horrified to find out that they were actually tightie-whities. I know the general rule is that you can't return swimsuits and underwear. But they were only on for a second, and I was just out of the shower so my ass was sebby-clean. If I can't return them, it won't be the dumbest $5.99 I've ever spent, but I don't feel right just wasting money on something I'm just going to throw away. Do you think they'll let me exchange them?

OUTED!!
 

You're such an FB snob. Next you're going to tell me you don't like my Big Johnson t-shirt:

http://images.auctionworks.com/hi/45...aitTackleB.jpg

Apropos of this, where is ThrashersFan?

OUTED!!
 

No. They shouldn't anyway. Doesn't matter how long they were on. what are they going to do with them? Throw them away. Imagine if you worked at Target and some guy tried to return his tighty whities. Can you be sure he doesn't have crabs? Would you want to touch the open packaging?

But, try to find someone who looks retarded and see if you can take advantage of them.

Since when have you been semi-living alone? Have you moved? Too many out of town depositions?

And what's wrong with you? You can't see that they were tighty whities before you put them on? Were you in the dark?

OUTED!!
 

I think the cleanliness factor works against you. Better to put a nasty stain on one of them and go in and complain that someone soiled one of the pairs and you are disgusted and want your $5.99 back. That's what I do when returning opened software. It almost always works.

Your buddy,

Flinty

OUTED!!
 

I'm not sure I get the references but Jamaica is fine although not my favorite place, for example, I enjoyed my trip to Belize last winter much more.

Are puerto rican dice those fuzzy ones you hang from a car mirror? If so I have a pair of purple ones in my lexus. If that counts for anything.

bitchy Much?
 

Uh, either you inadvertently posted images from your family photo album again, or there's a connection between the pix and the post that I'm just not seeing.

Elaborate, please. (And if it's the former, tell grandma that she looks fabulous.)

bitchy Much?
 

Yeah, like I said, but without the pictures.

bitchy Much?
 

Thank you. I was trying to connect the seagull to something. Anything. And it just wasn't happening.
I thought wharf, the docks, tuna - anything.

bitchy Much?
 

water

bitchy Much?
 

Gull-uh-bull?

But I still don't see what the baby and Larry Bud Melman have to do with it.

bitchy Much?
 

They are all laughing at Mandy the chris sock.

eta to note my god, I'm hot. Really quite breathtaking.

OUTED!!
 

I don't know about other posters who are attractive and bosomy, but I got to me and that's all I can be. For real.

bitchy Much?
 

If you say so. I think he looks more like Charles Nelson Reilly the later years, than Larry.

And someone told me a horrible story about Paul Lynde the other day. Something to do with the suspicious nature of his death. How did I miss the controversy?

bitchy Much?
 

they are all laughing at our too sexy newest member.

bitchy Much?
 

Judging from the interior architectural trim, white carpet, and the oh-so-fashionable Plush Toys by Lamaze, I'm guessing that's BnB's McMansion. Congrats! She's cute as a button. A caution about daughters with red hair: they grow up to be hoydens (viz. Lindsay Lohan and Gwinky).

OUTED!!
 

Send em to Slave. I thought you boys shared everyting anyway. Part of the fun of being a gay, right?

bitchy Much?
 

No, more like I'm just that good. If you had some of what I got to give, you would realize how ridiculous your post was. Dream on toots.

OUTED!!
 

if he were gay, he'd look good in tighty whiteys. that's the way it works.

bitchy Much?
 

Fuck you for making me look up "hoyden".

Oh, and fuck you all for continuing to talk to this NotMe tribute sock. I propose we all agree to deal with it in the same manner we dealt with it's predecessor...

OUTED!!
 

Wash them with a brand new red shirt, shrink them down and give them to your SO.

TM

OUTED!!
 

Why would this be me? Does it post in my distinct style? And yo know I would have chosen Holly as my reality ho. But thanks for playing. Oh, and whiff~~~~!!!

speaking of reality tv, it really annoys me when Adria refers to herself in the third person. bitch please.

bitchy Much?
 

Do you mean the ripped-anus-while-getting-fucked-up-the-ass-that-led-to-a-heart-attack thing?

bitchy Much?
 

They're all laughing. And now they're laughing at you.

TM

Pix from the Burning Man
 

Woman, even I know they don't wear the same size and I don't have the "intimate" details such that you do.

http://www.pleasuresean.com/Burningm...20to%20cut.jpg

bitchy Much?
 

Got it. Let me rephrase. You are a poor sap and a poor sock.

TM

Carmen Electra
 

Yeah. That thing. How did I miss that?

Oh and Adria is just plain stupid. Who else asks what Will meant by Karma. Carmen Electra? What? How can you possibly think that Karma and Carmen Electra are the same thing?

OUTED!!
 

Just like I said but more brilliant bc slave is smashing in pink and Shift's manpanties would likely be too big forhim. well, maybe not the back side

OUTED!!
 

If yours look anything like those in your avatar, they ain't real. Too far apart gap in the middle with the too round upper pole fullness and visible implant edges are the sine quo non of a bad boob job.

Get a better plastic surgeon who can fix you. You can have implants without having that fake look. I know.

bitchy Much?
 

Odd that someone with the moniker bold n brazen would be so hostile to someone who is just being honest about her looks and sexuality. Threatened much?

bitchy Much?
 

It is a JustForFun tribute sock, but whatever.

bitchy Much?
 

Whatever. Why so much hostility and inhospitality? I had a question that seemed in keeping with this board's theme or is it a closed community?

bitchy Much?
 

I know rp thinks every sock is mine, which may or may not be true, but I invented chastising JSOCK for overexploiting of a new sock. See for example my post to him on FedExGuy on the oldskool board.

bitchy Much?
 

Off my corner, Ho!

OUTED!!
 

Mine look better. They are real.

OUTED!!
 

Not if they look anything like those in your avatar.

FYI - real ones only look better than a bad boob job. A good boob job is preferable looks wise. This has to do with the width to projection ratio.

OUTED!!
 

You peep kinda hot fo' a white bitch. Peep this shit ho!!

Pix from the Burning Man
 

What the fuck is she doing with those scissors?!?

August is Anal Sex Month
 

Heavens NO! And I again encourage all women to join me in my boycott of anal. Hey, if they want to do something dirty, they can go down on us.