I'd be merry, but I'm Hebrew.
 

Secular school? Yeah, right. Just after you raise a fuss about the nativity scene in the school's "winter holiday" concert, he'll be singing "It's Hard To Be A Jew At Christmas" before long.

I'd be merry, but I'm Hebrew.
 

I never understood people who say Jews don't celebrate Xmas. Since I was a kid, we've had all my sister's and my jewish friends in the area stop by and get shitfaced on Xmas with us. They have nothing else to do, so why not get liquored up with the goys?

. . . and at 3:47 central time, I predict that wonk will be rushed to the ER.
 

Sexist (and relationshipist, for that matter). What if a single chick wants a fling with you?

I like Mexican horns.

To address my issues with the Boss head on, I listened to Rosalita last nite.

I'm not sure, but I think it might be worse than Scenes from an Italian Resturant.

I'd be merry, but I'm Hebrew.
 

The word is goyim, boychik.


(Just trying to help.)

You remind me of this guy I know who has a physical and adverse reaction when he hears that song (or, really, any Billy Joel song, but the reaction is particularly acute with that song).

Come to think of it, his left eye starts twitching and the ranting is not far off when a Bruce song has the misfortune of being played on the airwaves too.

Huh.

Making my last wishes known.
 

Yeh. The Orangemen did really well last week... spanked by a Pat League team!

I'd be merry, but I'm Hebrew.
 

I know that. I just felt like screwing with it a bit...

My favorite Yiddish will alaways be schnorrer (sp?).

Monday Sucks
 

And wondered why they got toys from a fat jolly guy.

Fist Shaped Dildo
 

I hate posts like this. I want DETAILS about what happened to cause the breakup with Commando Boy. How come you can tell us all about sticking your hands down his pants the first night you hooked up, and about how you played the piano for him on your first real "date" and never even made it out to dinner, etcetera etcetera, but we get no good details about the breakup? Breakups are much more interesting than happy relationships so SHARE, dammit, SHARE!

I'd be merry, but I'm Hebrew.
 

you do know they killed Jesus, don't you?

Brender and Eddie were still going steady in the summer of 75.
 

(AoN, June wrote "Ring of Fire")

"Rosalita" is, sadly, overplayed. I completely tune it out. You should have listened to "New York City Serenade" or "4th Of July, Asbury Park (Sandy)."

I'd be merry, but I'm Hebrew.
 

I'd have killed him too. He was fucking with their shit. You don't go around slapping loan officers and telling people to stop working and not anger middle upper management. The Romans were shit for corporate governance.

It was the right strategic move at the time. Alas, it had some long term cost issues no one expected later. Hurt the company a bit, but still a sound move at the time.

Monday Sucks
 

The staff is all Jewish?

Grey Cup
 

Bud Bowl I was perhaps the most scintilating competition ever on a television commercial. At least until the mud wrestling fight.

I'd be merry, but I'm Hebrew.
 

Philly people are so short sighted- cut TO- now you say it made sense to kill Jesus? TO produced touchdowns- Jesus can turn 5 fish into thousands. People with sales ability should know to work with tempermental talent like that and get to something that benefits the firm.

Monday Sucks
 

Perhaps the janitor isn't Jewish - and I think maybe one of his teachers (out of 9 teachers) wasn't tribal. Otherwise - yes. We are an insular people.

Monday Sucks
 

Fist Shaped Dildo
 

What about married or otherwise attached women who want flings?

I'd be merry, but I'm Hebrew.
 

Dude, Jesus could not be merged into the business model. Guy was a loose cannon. Like having Val Kilmer on the set... You never know what he'd say to the media and his riders were worse than Liz Taylor in her heyday. Who the fuck needs a 12 person entourage anymore? Robert Fucking Evans wouldn't suffer that kind of prima donna shit.

The only sports analogy that applies is Jim Brown. I will always look at Jesus and Jim Brown with the same lament... "What if they'd just stuck with it and shut their mouths?"

Jesus really could have made something of himself. He could have been a The "It" God, but he settled for that three man act he's got going...

BTW, the Holy Ghost needs to be placed on waivers. He's worse than Curly Joe. Bring nothing to the scene. Nada... They gotta cut him and bring in Krishna or maybe Muhammed. Give a little taste to those angry Muslims...

Monday Sucks
 

Is that Japanese? It appears to follow the rules.

How can it only be Tuesday morning???

For those of you in cold places, I offer this: a coworker put on gloves to walk about a mile yesterday. It was maybe 55, at the lowest. I laughed.

Monday Sucks
 

Walking?!? In LA?!? That is funny.

Monday Sucks
 

Why would you laugh at a lady attiring herself properly for an excursion in public?

Suffice to say, I shan't be inviting you to the ball or an opera. (Not even La Boheme)

Fist Shaped Dildo
 

I think the appropriate description of those wanting flings is:

Everyone

Monogamy is wrong and a crime against nature. But whatthefuckareyougonnado? Its the system we got. Its like taxes or gas prices. Nothing can be done. Selah...

I'd be merry, but I'm Hebrew.
 

That's why Philly hasn't won shit and Bill Parcells and Jimmy Johnson have rings on all their fingers.

Monday Sucks
 

No balls for me? Damn.

She claimed to be cold.

dtb, everyone walks in LA.

sebby, just fuck around. what's stopping you?

Monday Sucks
 

Mrs. Dangerfield's gun closet.

Monday Sucks
 

Involuntary castration?

Monday Sucks
 

yes, but if everyone wants to fuck around, can't they just work something out?

geez.

Monday Sucks
 

AdL--you're lucky Sebby doesn't know how to take off the safety.


BTW--anyone see the letter to the ethics guy in the NY Times recently? Guy lends his car to a buddy. Guy has neighbors, and the hubby is away the same weekend. So, his car shows up that night in the neighbor's driveway (it's unmistakably his). Hilarity ensues.

Monday Sucks
 

Nah, the sap that I am, its the thought of it hurting her that stops me. As far as the “family is sacred” and “marriage is a covenant” horseshit, fuck all that nonsense. The institution is a pile of shit. It’s a gimmick for country clubs and churches and the DeBeers Family to make money.

I'd be merry, but I'm Hebrew.
 

Dissent. Barry Sanders stuck with it and kept his mouth shut. IMDB him. He never starred in any movies and Mel Gibson isn't working on any treatment of his life.

US -- Take Good Care of my Baby, Bobby Vee
UK -- Climb Every Mountain, Shirley Bassey

And fuck you, you little pup.

Hmm. Limited choice.

Eu - The Brandenburg Concertos.

And fuck you, you little pup.

Sebby doesn't like horns.

We've done this before at least twice, but I don't mind sharing mine again:

US: Respect, Aretha Franklin
UK: Whiter Shade of Pale, Procol Harum

Yeah, I'm old (clearly not as old as Wonk), but those songs are AWESOME.

tm

My "theme song" (18th birthday) is "Lost in Your Eyes" by Debbie Gibson. An excellent reflection of my romantic personality.

We may share a birthday.

Heh. My theme song is "Everybody Wants to Rule the World."

US -- Jump, Kris Kross
UK -- Five Live EP - George Michael & Queen with Lisa Stansfield

Theme song--Who let the Dogs out?

No 1 album on bday -

Deep Purple - "Fireball"

No wonder I have no musical ability.