Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: interpreting male mating behavior...
 

Still bitter that your ex gave you VD and then dropped your shaven ass? Don't worry, PP has high standards, not everybody can live up to them.

Jesus Christ... Stop Over-Analyzing and Just Fuck Him Already
 

Life's short. If you want to fuck him, go for it. Otherwise you'll never know. Agonizing over it here won't do you any good.

Unless you're uglier than sin, not many men will will forego an opportunity for sex, so let him know what you want. I appreciated that when I was single - nothing kills the libido like games and indecisiveness. And look him in the eye - that's sexy and speaks volumes more than anything you'll say the whole night.

Some folks will tell you to carefully interpret signs. Some folks will tell you tech stocks are set for a comeback. Picking up the signs of whether someone wants to fuck cannot be learned - you either felt them or you didn't. If you want to skip through the bullshit and save time and annoyance, get drunk with him at dinner - booze tends to wipe away all the horsehit and bring people to the point.

S(stick with hard liquor or wine - if he starts slugging beers, whatever sex you get will be shitty and rushed so he can go watch the NCAAs)D

Re: Technical Question
 

It has a time out period of about 120 seconds before it marks the posts you haven't read as read.

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: interpreting male mating behavior...
 

WhateEVER, little miss prude.

not7y(not going to waste my time)S

Disagree... he doesn't want you
 

Haven't you ever had that guy friend that had a super crush on you, you knew it and you weren't interested? He would do the lean in at the end of a fun night, but you wanted nothing to do with him romantically...

It sounds like you're becoming a leaner... back off. It may not be you really, but rather you remind him of his sister or mother or whatever...

Just be his friend and get over it already. Find someone who makes the move and doesn't send you mixed messages. Besides, why are you analyzing his every breath. GEt a hobby.

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: interpreting male mating behavior...
 

For gods sake, are you really this much of an ass to every woman who refuses to sleep with you? Get over it.

I wish you'd decided to "not waste [your] time" before you tried to stick your tongue down my throat. Let's let it go, shall we?

Re: Disagree... he doesn't want you
 

Thanks for your input. For what it's worth, I'm hardly a leaner. I've given him clear "we are just friends" signals the last few times we've seen each other (and we only see each other a couple of times a year). I just wanted some opinions about whether I should change those signals.

Re: Re: trying it out
 

Not floppy means that they won't make any annoying noise when I walk down the hall (I hate that). So they either should have ankle straps or slingbacks (tho I have little success with those staying on my heels) or they should have straps far enough up on the foot that they won't come off my foot when I walk.

n(flipping and/or flopping might be ok in a casual setting but not in a work context)cs

Re: Re: Disagree... he doesn't want you
 

Signals, schmignals.

Do you want to date him? Ask him out on a date. This isn't 1959.

Do you want to screw him? Get drunk and stick your tongue in his mouth.

Do you want to pass the time having fun conversations with your girlfriends regarding the analysis of "what does it mean when he does this"? Keep sending "signals".

I imagine he feels just as frustrated by your signals as you do by his.

Re: Re: Re: Disagree... he doesn't want you
 

Soup sandwich = Sebby with an editor.

Re: Re: Re: trying it out
 

I have had great luck over the years with BCBG and the Saks store brand folio.

They feel solidly built, have great style, and are excellent everyday shoes.

Re: Re: WTF?
 

It amazes me that anyone could have less to add than me. But you win that prize going away. Thus, the last sentence in the above quote is ironical.

Thurgreed(it won't take me long to find something, don't worry -- i could start with the fact that "ironic" is just too boring of a word)Marshall

AI in the news -- and you thought Frenchie was naughty
 

Trenyce from AI apparently has a record for felony theft.

Fox fact checkers have the easiest job in the world.

http://tv.yahoo.com/news/eo/20030327/104881500000.html

Avatar-dom is MINE!!
 

Thanks to the help of the computer sooooooper geeeenius, Mr. R http://205.214.94.186/uploads/wile.jpg ,

I think my fab [and some might say, ironic -- but they would be misusing the word and plf might have to slap them down...] picture will appear under my name.


Here's hoping!!!

:cross:

The Flaming of a SHREW
 

Listen Barely, I don't know whether you happen to be on the rag, woke up with a hangover or what - but if you really want to make this personal - fine.

You IMed me repeatedly to chime in on your "so-called" dilemma - so I did. And then got annoyed when I didn't and told me that I "suck" and "fuck you". As if I didn't have more important things to do this morning. I guess I could have just actually typed "He's a guy - yes, he probably wants to fuck you and nothing more. Big fucking deal."

And since apparently you have no sense of humour - perhaps my joke hit a little too close to home - you now want to get cutesy and make Paigow jokes, try to claim that another poster dumped me and I somehow got VD.

Do you really want to go there?

It's truly amazing what stupid and regrettable things people will do under the influence of drugs and alcohol.

not7yS

Re: Avatar-dom is MINE!!
 

You know, I just realized what that is a pic of: some poor dude is about to get his head ripped off because he's gawking out the window of a speeding subway train at that woman's ass.

Re: The Flaming of a SHREW
 

The next time you don't want to talk to me, a simple "sorry, I'm busy, don't have time to chat now" will do.

But I doubt there will be a next time so we can really let this die now.

Re: Re: The Flaming of a SHREW
 

Damn. And to think I was going to comment on how "nice" this board seemed.... At the risk of stopping this conversation... don't stop on our account.

R(pass the popcorn)b

Re: Re: Re: The Flaming of a SHREW
 

It is Friday, after all.

Re: The Flaming of a SHREW
 

Now - finally - this place feels like home.

Thank you.

Re: Re: Re: Re: The Flaming of a SHREW
 

Oh shit, sounds like a good reason to post [links to] pictures of [you fb girls'] boobies [or faces]!

come on, today is the grand opening of our new site, so let's have some pictures.

(or do you all prefer the snarky interpersonal conflicts?)

Re: Re: Re: Re: The Flaming of a SHREW
 

It's been so long since I was around on a friday that I had completely forgotten!

Hmmmmmm, let's see who's around...

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: The Flaming of a SHREW
 

I just gave you some good bait in my last post....

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: The Flaming of a SHREW
 

Whiny, you ARE bait.

Solution
 

Slave - You must fuck Barely and get this over with.

Its the only way...

Slave - Did you check your in-box?

Separated at Birth?
 

Separated at Birth? You be the Judge.

http://i.cnn.net/cnn/2003/LAW/03/27/...y.v.bailey.jpg #1 http://www.fegan.net/images/pic1.gif #2

Bonus Points: Dead or Alive?

spookyfish

Re: Separated at Birth?
 

Alive (but disbarred). But should be shot for that tie. Seriously, WTF? Do juries actually sympathize with shit like that? (Your Honor, we the jury find the defendant not guilty, but his attorney guilty . . . of horrible taste)

Dead (unless it's a lookalike for Dave Thomas)

Re: Re: Separated at Birth?
 

The correct answer is "dead" for both, if you're talking about careers. Government says Bailey owes them $5 million.

http://www.cnn.com/2003/LAW/03/27/f.....ap/index.html

Maybe he'll be flipping burgers FOR Dave before long.

spooky(Concur on the tie)fish

Whoever said fuck if you want to and stop analyzing it is right on the money.

Nothing more to ass.

Re: The Flaming of a SHREW
 

Boy, and I was explaining strange parental behavior yesterday on these boards by suggesting that strange hormonal stuff makes us essentially halucinogenic. Are you sure there isn't something stronger than alcohol involved in any of this?

Barely, the key thing is whether or not he's a nice boy with good long term prospects. If so, I'd suggest asking him on a date, maybe a church social at first, and at some point gently picking up his hand and staring into his eyes.

If he stares back, propose to him on the spot, and put yourself out of this obvious misery of a single life!

Re: The Flaming of a SHREW
 

I think that this should be a permanent board motto.

Edited to fix a tag--RT

Barely's Boy Dilemma
 

Barely,

Just toss back a few drinks then kiss him. If nothing then happens you can both laugh it off as a drunken mishap with no major loss of dignity. Then let us know what happens so we can all help you slag him if he disses you.

Either way, he sounds like a distinctly better match for you than not7ys. ;)

Greetings
 

I should have a macro for this, but hello again. Thanks to the Goddess Leagleaze and the rest of the crew. I am off to relocate my avatar...

Hi everyone
 

I'm just posting to get more user cp options.

tm

shoe update
 

I'm considering these --

http://store.nordstrom.com/product/p...tyleID=2812888

[spree -- how bad can it be, the site is nordstrom.com?]

I've liked Franco Sarto sandals the last couple of years but they don't appear to have any out this year that will work for me. E/O, thanks for the input -- still under consideration...

n(back to the flaming)cs

Re: interpreting male mating behavior...
 

How close was he when he said it?

If he made a face like, "What is that delightful fragrance?" and leaned in close enough to your neck for you to feel his body heat and his hot breath made you shiver and break out in goose bumps, then he wants to jump your bones. And he probably will.

If he said it from across the table, you have too much on and he's trying to tell you politely (so when he jumps your bones your perfume won't stick on him).

If he said it and asked you how much it cost, he wants to buy it for his current girlfriend (and wants to see your reaction, because he wants to jump your bones on Fridays and hers every other day).

If he said it and doesn't have a girlfriend and you think he wants to buy some for a future girlfriend, he wants to jump your bones.

If he said it after you mentioned your love for Opie from AI, he's trying to change the subject because you're weird.

TM

Re: Re: Re: interpreting male mating behavior...
 

Are you kidding? Do you need this translated for you?

You guys are friends. He tells you he can't read [your] signals. He likes the way you smell.

The guy sounds like a loser to me, but he clearly wants you. Make a move on him.

TM

Re: shoe update & question?
 

I don't know how to go back and read your original question about shoes(or didn't bother), but are those shoes for the office? I bought three pairs of shoes for summer, but all are very bare and i'm not sure they are shoes I want to wear to work. Incidentally, most of the spring shoes I saw were very flat, I had a hard time finding shoes with heels.

Next, questions about the board? do you have to quote someone to be able to reply? Can you not just reply? or will that be fixed in the next update?



R(bummed b/c it's cold here and there will be no wearing of summer sandals this weekend)L

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: interpreting male mating behavior...
 

This:

is not consistent with this:

TM


edited to fix hanging code. e/o

Red Lady
 

At the right-hand bottom of the screen, you'll see a button labeled "post reply."

That enables you to post without quoting.