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Greedy,Greedy,Greedy 10-08-2009 01:40 PM
Re: Chinese Alternative Medicine
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 402918)
I'm hoping to "bunk" a certain candidate IYWIMAITTYD, but it ain't happened yet.

http://www.superstringtheory.com/people/gifs/evas.jpg

Eva Silverstein with her favorite equations
Hank, I didn't think we'd need an Adderseque intervention with you.

It's the 21st century and she's a young thing, so you need to be hip and with the times. I'd suggest you start by "friending" her.

notcasesensitive 10-08-2009 02:07 PM
Re: Chinese Alternative Medicine
 
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Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower (Post 402863)
Scrap! Py!

You fucked the paralegal, didn't you. Good man.
The mostly correct response would have been "Ping!Pow".

notcasesensitive 10-08-2009 02:12 PM
Re: Chinese Alternative Medicine
 
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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 402893)
I think the commercials say to contact your doctor if it lasts for more than four hours.
Are you sure the treatment isn't to soak it in a footed tub?

notcasesensitive 10-08-2009 02:14 PM
Re: Chinese Alternative Medicine
 
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Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick (Post 402894)
I do not think I am talking out of my ass when I say that I have probably fucked more paralegals than Adder has.
Hmm. Perhaps it is survey time. I have fucked one paralegal. What do you think the board high is?

taxwonk 10-08-2009 02:14 PM
Re: The Object is to Hurt Him Enough to Make Him Want to Stop
 
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Originally Posted by PresentTense Pirate Penske (Post 402917)
I spent plenty of time in the lock ups at the Cook County Jail back in the day and never heard no one talking you up.......did you have a different street name then?
Yes.

greatwhitenorthchick 10-08-2009 02:17 PM
Re: Chinese Alternative Medicine
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by notcasesensitive (Post 402928)
Hmm. Perhaps it is survey time. I have fucked one paralegal. What do you think the board high is?
Me too! One here.

I would suspect the board high is 4.

Hank Chinaski 10-08-2009 02:20 PM
Re: Chinese Alternative Medicine
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick (Post 402930)
Me too! One here.

I would suspect the board high is 4.
are we only counting actual paras or do pseudo-paras cum secretaries count too?

Adder 10-08-2009 02:23 PM
Re: Chinese Alternative Medicine
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by evenodds (Post 402887)
My post to which you are responding was about you and your closed-mindedness. I never said Mayo proved it. I pulled quotes that discussed that some doctors are using it, how, and why, even though they cannot test for its effectiveness or understand all of the factors involved in why it works.

Whether or not its efficacy can be tested, why are you so closed-minded about something about which you admit to knowing absolutely nothing?

I do not understand the Han-Nambu color theory of quarks, but I am certainly open to the idea that they exist.
Why are you (and others) so defensive about the potential that there is nothing other than placebo effect going on?*

*Yes, I recognize that others have alluded to research on the question, but I haven't had time to read any of it yet.

1436 10-08-2009 02:34 PM
Re: Chinese Alternative Medicine
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Adder (Post 402932)
Why are you (and others) so defensive about the potential that there is nothing other than placebo effect going on?*

*Yes, I recognize that others have alluded to research on the question, but I haven't had time to read any of it yet.
Placebo effect requires a strong belief in the treatment beyond any reasonable analysis. Therefore, those who experience a placebo effect already believe the treatment will work and their own results act as a confirmation of that strongly held belief. Their confirmation bias blocks any conflicting information out of the analysis.

I only took psych classes to meet weird chicks and yet this was pretty basic stuff. Your frustration seems very odd. I'm beginning to doubt Penske on the paralegal thing.

evenodds 10-08-2009 02:40 PM
Paralegal/Subordinate Sex
 
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Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick (Post 402930)
Me too! One here.

I would suspect the board high is 4.
I am a big fat zero on Paras, in particular, and on subordinates, in general.

notcasesensitive 10-08-2009 02:45 PM
Re: Paralegal/Subordinate Sex
 
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Originally Posted by evenodds (Post 402937)
I am a big fat zero on Paras, in particular, and on subordinates, in general.
All the FBrads are slow on answering here. I'll note that he was a para not at my firm (and not in my practice area) and he is an attorney now. He was also 6 years my junior and made for a good welcome to my 30's.

Really the guys should outpace us by a huge margin considering that 75% of paras are women and 75% of the male paras are gay.*


*I'm pulling statistics out of gwinky's ass based on my anecdotal evidence.

bold_n_brazen 10-08-2009 02:49 PM
Re: Paralegal/Subordinate Sex
 
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Originally Posted by notcasesensitive (Post 402938)
All the FBrads are slow on answering here. I'll note that he was a para not at my firm (and not in my practice area) and he is an attorney now. He was also 6 years my junior and made for a good welcome to my 30's.

Really the guys should outpace us by a huge margin considering that 75% of paras are women and 75% of the male paras are gay.*


*I'm pulling statistics out of gwinky's ass based on my anecdotal evidence.

Zero.

But I've slept with a shit ton of lawyers.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 10-08-2009 02:52 PM
Re: Paralegal/Subordinate Sex
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by notcasesensitive (Post 402938)
All the FBrads are slow on answering here. I'll note that he was a para not at my firm (and not in my practice area) and he is an attorney now. He was also 6 years my junior and made for a good welcome to my 30's.

Really the guys should outpace us by a huge margin considering that 75% of paras are women and 75% of the male paras are gay.*


*I'm pulling statistics out of gwinky's ass based on my anecdotal evidence.
0






That's not the number of paralegals I've slept with; It's just gwinky's ass.






But it's also the number of paralegals I've slept with.

Gattigap 10-08-2009 02:54 PM
Re: Chinese Alternative Medicine
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Adder (Post 402932)
Why are you (and others) so defensive about the potential that there is nothing other than placebo effect going on?*
Because Barack Obama, L.A.C. (Diplomate in Oriental Medicine) fixed Hank's teeth during Hank's recent visit to Kenya.

That shit doesn't just happen on its own, you know.

evenodds 10-08-2009 03:07 PM
Re: Paralegal/Subordinate Sex
 
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Originally Posted by bold_n_brazen (Post 402939)
Zero.

But I've slept with a shit ton of lawyers.
How else do young lawyers have sex, if not with each other?

I had a designated hitter for a year or two who worked at my firm. After I moved on, he was sort of the welcome wagon for lawyers, clerks, paras, and probably a receptionist or two.


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