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Atticus Grinch 04-29-2010 07:06 PM
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I have seen women with great stomachs lean over like Anniston was in that photo who look exactly the way she does. No rolls at all. As for creases, it's hard to see from that photo, but I'm not sure what Atticus' point is. You can't see whether or not her stomach is creased because it is in shadow. And she's not even bending that much. Plus the way she's rounding her back is probably purposeful to keep her stomach looking as smooth as possible.
This seems like a long way to go to avoid the conclusion that a men's magazine might have done a little smoothing on a cover photo of a 41 year old woman. It's not like I'm accusing her or them of a crime. I just think your explanation requires more contortions and implausibilites than mine. And yes, I'll concede that you have seen more people's flanks in that position than I have, so I'll abandon the idea that no one can sit like that, and now merely defend the real estate around "this photo was Photoshopped."

Sidd Finch 04-29-2010 07:26 PM
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This seems like a long way to go to avoid the conclusion that a men's magazine might have done a little smoothing on a cover photo of a 41 year old woman. It's not like I'm accusing her or them of a crime. I just think your explanation requires more contortions and implausibilites than mine. And yes, I'll concede that you have seen more people's flanks in that position than I have, so I'll abandon the idea that no one can sit like that, and now merely defend the real estate around "this photo was Photoshopped."
Personally, the Photoshopping bothers me a lot less than the fact that we are constantly seeing pics of her "naked" with the good parts covered. That's just plain wrong (unless they are doing that out of concern for Wonk's heart).

Adder 04-29-2010 11:21 PM
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Personally, the Photoshopping bothers me a lot less than the fact that we are constantly seeing pics of her "naked" with the good parts covered. That's just plain wrong (unless they are doing that out of concern for Wonk's heart).
There are many websites that gave used photoshop to fix that little problem for you too. As long as you are willing to suspend disbelief.

taxwonk 04-30-2010 10:56 AM
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Personally, the Photoshopping bothers me a lot less than the fact that we are constantly seeing pics of her "naked" with the good parts covered. That's just plain wrong (unless they are doing that out of concern for Wonk's heart).

There are plenty of pics of her naked (well, mostly topless), a fact that does Wonk's heart a world of good.

ThurgreedMarshall 04-30-2010 12:37 PM
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This seems like a long way to go to avoid the conclusion that a men's magazine might have done a little smoothing on a cover photo of a 41 year old woman. It's not like I'm accusing her or them of a crime. I just think your explanation requires more contortions and implausibilites than mine. And yes, I'll concede that you have seen more people's flanks in that position than I have, so I'll abandon the idea that no one can sit like that, and now merely defend the real estate around "this photo was Photoshopped."
Jesus. You can't be serious. Fine. She's completely photoshopped in that photo. In that photo, her body is like that of an alien. No woman's body could ever look like that and hers, specifically, surely does not.

TM

Hank Chinaski 04-30-2010 12:42 PM
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Jesus. You can't be serious. Fine. She's completely photoshopped in that photo. In that photo, her body is like that of an alien. No woman's body could ever look like that and hers, specifically, surely does not.

TM
even if you're right, it's only because she refused to have a baby- so if the gut is true no one should be jealous, as it cost her Brad fucking Pitt.

PresentTense Pirate Penske 04-30-2010 01:05 PM
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even if you're right, it's only because she refused to have a baby- so if the gut is true no one should be jealous, as it cost her Brad fucking Pitt.
Is Brad on your laminated list? No offence, nttawwt. ;);):rolleyes::):o

ABBAKiss 04-30-2010 01:06 PM
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even if you're right, it's only because she refused to have a baby- so if the gut is true no one should be jealous, as it cost her Brad fucking Pitt.

This is bunk. I have had a baby, and my stomach does not roll when I sit like that.

PresentTense Pirate Penske 04-30-2010 01:07 PM
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This is bunk. I have had a baby, and my stomach does not roll when I sit like that.
Video please? :):eek:

Hank Chinaski 04-30-2010 01:48 PM
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This is bunk. I have had a baby, and my stomach does not roll when I sit like that.
yeah a baby. Brad Pitt gets a new baby every year. see how you hold up with that menu over the last 4 or 5 years.

I'd rather spend a night giving adder career counseling than fuck angelina jolie,

LessinSF 04-30-2010 01:56 PM
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yeah a baby. Brad Pitt gets a new baby every year. see how you hold up with that menu over the last 4 or 5 years.

I'd rather spend a night giving adder career counseling than fuck angelina jolie,
Ooooh, the suspense of that dangling comma is killing me.

ThurgreedMarshall 04-30-2010 02:10 PM
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This is bunk. I have had a baby, and my stomach does not roll when I sit like that.
Wow. You mean you spend all that time at the gym and still have the time to sit down and photoshop every photograph of yourself? Amazing.

TM

ThurgreedMarshall 04-30-2010 02:11 PM
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even if you're right, it's only because she refused to have a baby- so if the gut is true no one should be jealous, as it cost her Brad fucking Pitt.
Yeah. It was probably the baby issue that drove him to spend time in Angelina Jolie's vagina. I'll try to remember that.

TM

greatwhitenorthchick 04-30-2010 02:12 PM
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Ooooh, the suspense of that dangling comma is killing me.
I actually lol'ed at this. Nice.

greatwhitenorthchick 04-30-2010 02:14 PM
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