K-Fed - very funny
 

Like I said, I am willing to learn. But still, no invites.

K-Fed - very funny
 

You were too poetic, Hank. I need the straight dope.

Gwinky-related-beverages Dept.
 

The first time, it was a tragedy. This time it was farce.

Overheard
 

Sort of poll:

You hook up with someone one night and go to that person's place. The next morning, you leave and go to breakfast. When you are finishing eating, you reach for money to pay the bill (obviously, you are at a real restaurant and having a somewhat leisurely meal) and discover that you left your wallet/purse at the hook-up's house. But you somehow remembered your cell phone. What do you do?

A friend saw/overheard this over the weekend when she was out to breakfast -- the guy at the next table called the person with whom he had hooked up, and the conversation on his end basically went like this: "Hi, it's __________. . . . Um, yeah, it was nice. . . . Yeah. . . . . Yeah. Well, yeah, I have a really hectic morning, really busy, had to go. So, um, I think I left my wallet at your place. . . . . maybe on the dresser . . . oh, good! Is there, like, any way you could bring it to me? I'm kind of at a restaurant and need to pay . . . . it's called [totally mispronounces name of restaurant]. It's on [Santa Monica or some other street where saying the name is unhelpful without a cross street] and, ummmmmmmmmmmm [guy at nearby table says "[Santa Monica] and blah blah!"] oh, yeah, blahblah is the cross street . . . OK, yeah, that'd be great. Thanks so much."

My bad friend did not hang around to see who showed up (if anyone).

I think I probably would have called a friend and then called to pick up the wallet later in the day. Because, jeez, clearly his morning is not that busy if he's sitting at a cafe eating breakfast. And you don't want to piss off the person who has the wallet in her/his possession.

K-Fed - very funny
 

OMG! All of mine have been bad lays. Some of them have even fallen asleep!

What are the odds?

Overheard
 

Clearly the answer depends upon how good of a lay the guy was. Don't sell yourself short. I think you are probably a good enough lay to get the wallet delivery. Not that I know from first-hand (sts) experience or anything, but noirish must raise the bar a bit.

K-Fed - very funny
 

ncs is just posting a woman's perspective on what a women being a bad lay is. You and I know better. Just laying there, silently looking at the ceiling? That means you're getting an invite back to the Flower Palace of Love!

Overheard
 

I thought Chef was in DC?

Overheard
 

Sorry. Having user difficulties.

Not sure if this edit will go through or not, but gwinky's post reminded me to tell you all about the homeless guy who was taking a crap in the road when I was on my way to work last week (9:00 a.m.). He had his pants at his ankles and was squatting over. My better judgment did not prevail (Look away! Look away!), and I caught the unfortunate sight of his naked ass in my rear view mirror. The Horror.

Overheard
 

People actually leave the next morning???

K-Fed - very funny
 

Should the woman display any creativity or initiative I bet you are very critical.

K-Fed - very funny
 

Shut up and get back to staring at the ceiling.

Overheard
 

Did you turn around and let him?

Cravings
 

I am hysterically craving some Captain Crunch cereal. http://www.theimaginaryworld.com/box1270.jpg

Overheard
 

I call bullshit. It sounds like he wants to fuck, not make love. Typical male.