Re: I think I've Used These Once or Twice in the Past
 

If this was aimed at anyone else, I'd give you potm.

TM

Re: I think I've Used These Once or Twice in the Past
 

Or maybe he thought she was real.

http://www.eatmyshorts.net/files/san...1247891570.jpg

Newber Coming
 

There is hope for the next generation of attorneys. From the comment section of a Nevada Legal Tabloid I read discussing a post on taking the bar exam this weekend:

Re: The End is Nigh
 

There's a really awesome Story Corps piece about a group of office mates that got one of their disabled co-workers out of one of the Towers on 9/11 from the 69th floor. It's the last story on this page.

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 

Courses already have carts aplenty. It's not like I thought they should build him a moving sidewalk through the course. :)

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 

$3200 for a thong-ectomy at Texas A&M for a black labrador retriever named Holden in 2003.

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 

I hear you.

Fucked up once again on getting pet insurance, but, unlike with the last one where epilepsy and hip dysplasia were preexisting no longer covered items, there is still hope to get coverage going forward.

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 

Always looking for a reason to post a link to the list that first made me fall in love with McSweeney's Internet Tendency. Brainy chicks, you know where to find me.

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 

Hydrogen peroxide worked wonders on getting the Pup to purge the plateful of brownies she ate. Kind of entertaining to watch her facial expression change from one of "cool!! we're going for a walk!" to "uh oh".

A friend's Doberman had a penchant for eating socks. One morning at the dog park we were privileged to witness a sock making it's way to the wild once again.

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 

When I adopted The Pup, I opted not to get pet insurance (in those days the dog had to be under 6 months old to get insurance). Her eye issue (and removal) earlier this year cost me over $5,000 and I don't regret spending a penny of it.

A few years later, my sister got pet insurance for her Dobie. The bastards didn't cover a thing. Not the Wobbler's. Not the von Willibrands. Not the time she tangled with a buck and got slashed with an antler. Not the meds for the congestive heart failure.

For the next pup, I will read the fine print carefully.

Re: So I picked up two young ladies this afternoon...
 

Two Irish girls asked you to give them a ride down the docks and you gave them a lift to the quay? Sweet suffering Jesus.

Re: So I picked up two young ladies this afternoon...
 

Did I miss what happened with the German chicks?

Re: So I picked up two young ladies this afternoon...
 

Don't ask Adder, he missed what happened too, ja?

Re: Newber Coming
 

Both at once, and one finds himself smoking butts out of the ashtray at three in the morning, cursing, gnawing his teeth at an indifferent moon... I'm too old for this shit.

Re: So I picked up two young ladies this afternoon...
 

I think the lack of news means you need to give Adder a tutorial on Moldovan chicks.