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Shape Shifter 10-21-2004 06:26 PM

I don't get it.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Andre the Giant was about three times the size of an average man
Length or girth?

Gattigap 10-21-2004 06:30 PM

Initial Post-Game Thoughts
 
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I bet talking dirty to you would be HOT!
Look, your properly using the subjunctive may be a useful propositional device, but let's not pretend that its use would improve your chances.

NotFromHere 10-21-2004 06:48 PM

Think it'll catch on?
 
From International Beauty week this week in Beijing.

http://eur.news1.yimg.com/eur.yimg.c...l/l1253110.jpg

I don't know. The one on the left looks like a Bridezilla dress and the one on the right looks like a dress my Barbie used to own.

NotFromHere 10-21-2004 06:51 PM

Pilates?
 
http://eur.news1.yimg.com/eur.yimg.c...l/l1253596.jpg

Frederick's of Hollywood Lingerie Art Auction & Fashion Show to Benefit R.A.I.N.N. (Rape, Abuse & Incest National Network), Wednesday night, Oct. 20, 2004, in the Hollywood section of Los Angeles.

I don't want to sound mean or catty or anything, but if you're going to be a paid model, couldn't you at least keep your cheeks firm?

Did you just call me Coltrane? 10-21-2004 06:54 PM

Pilates?
 
Quote:

Originally posted by NotFromHere
http://eur.news1.yimg.com/eur.yimg.c...l/l1253596.jpg

Frederick's of Hollywood Lingerie Art Auction & Fashion Show to Benefit R.A.I.N.N. (Rape, Abuse & Incest National Network), Wednesday night, Oct. 20, 2004, in the Hollywood section of Los Angeles.

If she's going to dress like that then she's just asking for it. From her brother.

Replaced_Texan 10-21-2004 06:58 PM

Pilates?
 
Quote:

Originally posted by NotFromHere

I don't want to sound mean or catty or anything, but if you're going to be a paid model, couldn't you at least keep your cheeks firm?
Yes you do.

Shape Shifter 10-21-2004 07:06 PM

Pilates?
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
If she's going to dress like that then she's just asking for it. From her brother.
I like the bracelet.

NotFromHere 10-21-2004 07:09 PM

Pilates?
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Yes you do.
No. Really. It's not in me to be catty.

Ouch - the collective HA I just heard was deafening.

NotFromHere 10-21-2004 07:12 PM

Fat guys have slow sperm
 
I love the title. My last post and then I have to actually work today.

Size does matter when it comes to sperm
Overweight men have poorer quality semen, study finds. (Insert your favorite Less joke here - I wonder if it affects the taste? Anyone blow a Big Guy?)

PHILADELPHIA - Beer bellies may take a toll on men below the belt, not just around it. Men who weigh too much are more likely to have poor sperm quality, research on nearly 1,600 young Danish men has found. Being too thin is a problem, too.

Women don’t get off the hook. Though it’s long been known that very overweight women have trouble conceiving naturally, a large new study confirms they also are less likely to become pregnant even when embryos are fertilized in lab dishes and placed in their wombs.

“Among the severely obese, we saw significantly reduced implantation and pregnancy rates,” said Dr. David Ryley of Beth Israel Deaconess Medical Center in Boston. He presented results of the women’s study this week at a meeting of the American Society for Reproductive Medicine.

eta obligatory linkage

Flinty_McFlint 10-21-2004 07:15 PM

I don't get it.
 
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Andre the Giant was about three times the size of an average man, but could consume more than 10 times* as much as the average man. How is this possible?

*the International History Channel had a biography on him. He apparently drank over 100 beers on more than one occasion and drove home. He once ate 14 steaks for dinner. It took him two 1.75 bottle of vodka just to feel any effect from the alcohol.
Think of the cases of beer cans he could have knocked over with his member at Sebbie's frat house.

Dave 10-21-2004 09:59 PM

1000 Words
 
This isn't really a caption contest, more of a question: Hey Boston people, is this your kid?

http://www.llholding.com/images/poker_boston.jpg

Skeks in the city 10-21-2004 10:12 PM

Models as ball girls
 
Not bad. Maybe tennis isn't that boring.

http://www2.chinadaily.com.cn/englis...1648119642.jpg

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 10-21-2004 10:31 PM

NASA model
 
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
You guys aren't still mad at Clemens, are you?
I felt that way when he was in a Sox uniform.

He's just proving it again, now.

Hank Chinaski 10-21-2004 10:59 PM

1000 Words
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Dave
This isn't really a caption contest, more of a question: Hey Boston people, is this your kid?

http://www.llholding.com/images/poker_boston.jpg
think of the cases of beer he'll knock over with his member at sebby's frat house.....

Shape Shifter 10-21-2004 11:09 PM

NASA model
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
I felt that way when he was in a Sox uniform.

He's just proving it again, now.
Thanks for the support, Hank. This is horrible.


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